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(LA Times)   Lindsay Lohan tells Oprah that she gave cocaine 10 to 15 tries then decided she'd be better off without it. Ironically, that's the same way Hollywood now looks at Lindsay   (latimes.com) divider line 27
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2013-08-25 07:43:29 AM
Yesterday?
 
2013-08-25 08:44:31 AM
Lohan will reportedly be paid $2 million for the series

Well, that's twice what she was paid to pose naked.  Next up, Lindsay's colonoscopy for $4 million.
 
2013-08-25 08:47:43 AM
I've never understood why people attempt to diminish the amount of times they claim to have done drugs. Claiming you did less does not make you any more of a saint.

"Yeah, I did enough coke to fill this bath tub, it destroyed me, wrecked my career, and now I am the butt of everyone's jokes in Hollywood..." is far more impactful than "tee-hee, I never inhaled..."
 
2013-08-25 09:46:54 AM

syrynxx: Next up, Lindsay's colonoscopy for $4 million.


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Already in development.
 
2013-08-25 10:12:57 AM
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2013-08-25 10:33:18 AM
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2013-08-25 10:37:23 AM

Endive Wombat: I've never understood why people attempt to diminish the amount of times they claim to have done drugs. Claiming you did less does not make you any more of a saint.

"Yeah, I did enough coke to fill this bath tub, it destroyed me, wrecked my career, and now I am the butt of everyone's jokes in Hollywood..." is far more impactful than "tee-hee, I never inhaled..."


It doesn't make sense but it's the same reason many people tell their doctor they drink a lot less than they actually do.

"Yeah, doc, I drink maybe 2 beers twice a week" when in reality you drink 10 beers 6 days a week - but really it's at least a dozen 8 times a week.  Real alcoholics don't live in 24 hour days.  They wake up and just start drinking so it's very possible for them to drink more times in a week than there are days.  Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.

At any rate, I can honestly farking say I've only done coke 10-15 times and the first time I did it I decided that if I never paid for it I could never get addicted to it - and I was right, because people just don't share coke usually.  (no my brother you're gonna have to buy your own)

Perhaps it's a sense of shame that makes people lie.

Lohan is at a point in her life though that she either shut up completely and get out of the media spotlight or tell everyone the snorted up Peru every night. because saying she only did coke a few times just makes her look crazy for all the stuff she did.
 
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2013-08-25 10:58:05 AM

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this is just wrong on so many levels.....awesome.
 
2013-08-25 11:00:00 AM

gfid: Endive Wombat: I've never understood why people attempt to diminish the amount of times they claim to have done drugs. Claiming you did less does not make you any more of a saint.

"Yeah, I did enough coke to fill this bath tub, it destroyed me, wrecked my career, and now I am the butt of everyone's jokes in Hollywood..." is far more impactful than "tee-hee, I never inhaled..."

It doesn't make sense but it's the same reason many people tell their doctor they drink a lot less than they actually do.

"Yeah, doc, I drink maybe 2 beers twice a week" when in reality you drink 10 beers 6 days a week - but really it's at least a dozen 8 times a week.  Real alcoholics don't live in 24 hour days.  They wake up and just start drinking so it's very possible for them to drink more times in a week than there are days.  Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.

At any rate, I can honestly farking say I've only done coke 10-15 times and the first time I did it I decided that if I never paid for it I could never get addicted to it - and I was right, because people just don't share coke usually.  (no my brother you're gonna have to buy your own)

Perhaps it's a sense of shame that makes people lie.

Lohan is at a point in her life though that she either shut up completely and get out of the media spotlight or tell everyone the snorted up Peru every night. because saying she only did coke a few times just makes her look crazy for all the stuff she did.


most coke that most 'muricans have done is so heavily stepped on that it's a blessing in disguise. true high quality barely cut snow - the kind that you only need a snort the size of a match head to shoot off into other worlds is way too attractive. it is better that most people get ripped off, feel little to nothing and are not impressed.

as for people lying to nurses and doctors, that is odd yet typical human behavior. and any decent nurse or doctor knows they are lying with a quick glance in decent lighting conditions. our appearance hides very little.
 
2013-08-25 11:08:08 AM

gfid: At any rate, I can honestly farking say I've only done coke 10-15 times and the first time I did it I decided that if I never paid for it I could never get addicted to it - and I was right, because people just don't share coke usually.  (no my brother you're gonna have to buy your own)


I know this isn't your central point, but that works if you're a non-famous man or a very average to unattractive girl. A famous attractive girl however gets quite a bit of free coke. If you have a proclivity for addiction as Lohan clearly does, it's probably quite difficult to stay off it when it's being offered to you everytime you go out for the night.
 
2013-08-25 11:44:06 AM
I killed, sawed off the limbs, and buried the parts throughout the tri-city area of about a dozen hookers.  It was only then that I realized I was better off without doing it.
 
2013-08-25 12:10:03 PM

KrispyKritter: gfid: Endive Wombat: I've never understood why people attempt to diminish the amount of times they claim to have done drugs. Claiming you did less does not make you any more of a saint.

"Yeah, I did enough coke to fill this bath tub, it destroyed me, wrecked my career, and now I am the butt of everyone's jokes in Hollywood..." is far more impactful than "tee-hee, I never inhaled..."

It doesn't make sense but it's the same reason many people tell their doctor they drink a lot less than they actually do.

"Yeah, doc, I drink maybe 2 beers twice a week" when in reality you drink 10 beers 6 days a week - but really it's at least a dozen 8 times a week.  Real alcoholics don't live in 24 hour days.  They wake up and just start drinking so it's very possible for them to drink more times in a week than there are days.  Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.

At any rate, I can honestly farking say I've only done coke 10-15 times and the first time I did it I decided that if I never paid for it I could never get addicted to it - and I was right, because people just don't share coke usually.  (no my brother you're gonna have to buy your own)

Perhaps it's a sense of shame that makes people lie.

Lohan is at a point in her life though that she either shut up completely and get out of the media spotlight or tell everyone the snorted up Peru every night. because saying she only did coke a few times just makes her look crazy for all the stuff she did.

most coke that most 'muricans have done is so heavily stepped on that it's a blessing in disguise. true high quality barely cut snow - the kind that you only need a snort the size of a match head to shoot off into other worlds is way too attractive. it is better that most people get ripped off, feel little to nothing and are not impressed.

as for people lying to nurses and doctors, that is odd yet typical human behavior. and any decent nurse or doctor knows they are lying with a quick glance in decent lighting conditions. our ...




Disco shiat!
 
2013-08-25 01:07:51 PM
I did coke 10-15 times in one night and I didn't like it. Stimulants just aren't for me.
 
2013-08-25 01:27:06 PM
At least ironic was misused differently this time.
 
2013-08-25 01:42:05 PM
The scale of discrepancy does not sound natural.

"like 10 to 15 times."

That is a variance of 1/3rd. I call shenanigans.
 
2013-08-25 01:45:45 PM
Never crack, though.

Crack is whack.
 
2013-08-25 02:48:00 PM
Never at dusk!
 
2013-08-25 02:57:23 PM
She's gonna be fine. 

/lol
 
2013-08-25 03:44:52 PM
Still in denial....she will relapse.
 
2013-08-25 03:56:34 PM
Yeah, right.  You don't enjoy doing coke, you just like the way it smells.
 
2013-08-25 04:26:17 PM

Tu dou: The scale of discrepancy does not sound natural.

"like 10 to 15 times."

That is a variance of 1/3rd. I call shenanigans.


Huh, you'd think she'd be well-versed on the concepts of standard deviation and margins of error. It's almost like she's a complete idiot or something.
 
2013-08-25 04:29:42 PM
To be fair, it sometimes takes 10 or 15 tries before you can successfully snort it up your ass.
 
2013-08-25 06:15:49 PM
Miss Lohan doesnt "do" coke... She just likes the way it smells.
 
2013-08-25 06:56:21 PM

A Terrible Human: I did coke 10-15 times in one night and I didn't like it. Stimulants just aren't for me.


I've never tried it. Not even once. my highly addictive personality would go cuckoo for cocoa puffs on stimulants. Pot, etc. does nothing for me. Very boring. I just want to sleep it off.
 
2013-08-26 03:54:43 AM
The first time was February thru November. The second time was...
 
2013-08-26 03:37:04 PM
That headline appeared verbatim last week in Entertainment Weekly's Bullseye section.
 
2013-08-26 03:46:54 PM
There's been a lot of Oprah related threads lately and I just wanted to put this out there.  Kinda share the misery type therapy for me.  I was browsing around and found myself at one of those websites that are experts on celebrity's racks.  Just for fun I'm curious about Christina Hendriks...and at the bottom of the page there's a link that says, "you know if you're interested in knowing who else has a rack that size the just click here..."  So I think what the hell?  Why not?  Well Ewa Sonnet was not mentioned, nor Petra Verkaik, nor anyone of particular note but our mid afternoon excuse for bon bon consumption...
I have fighting the need to GIS or bing search, (BIS?) incase what is seen may not be unseen...
 
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