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(WSAV Savanna)   A new drug called "Crazy Clown," you say? What could possibly go wrong?   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, David Ehsanipoor  
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12213 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2013 at 9:08 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-25 09:36:36 AM  
5 votes:
It's bath salts. I was in Effington (or Effingham if you want to be technical or don't listen to Ben Folds) about 2 weeks ago and the chief of police didn't know anything about it. When I got home I sent him a link to Wikipedia. He emailed me back saying how amazed he was w/ all that information. He hadn't heard of Wikipedia either.
2013-08-25 09:28:10 AM  
4 votes:
Users reportedly claiming a willful ignorance of the properties of magnetism.
2013-08-25 12:40:42 PM  
2 votes:

offmymeds: HindiDiscoMonster: Media hype I am thinking because....

Crazy Clown Review

Fine, except that not everyone has the same metabolism. Just because it was 'meh' with the reviewer doesn't mean that some kid trying it won't end up in the emergency room hooked up to a life support system.

Why do you hate the mysterious ways of The Lord?
2013-08-25 12:23:16 PM  
2 votes:

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?

2013-08-25 09:52:37 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-25 09:16:05 AM  
2 votes:
It's candy-colored with a sandy aftertaste.
2013-08-25 02:21:10 PM  
1 vote:
I saw his body thrashing 'round
I saw his pulse rate going down
I saw him in convulsive throes
I said, "I'll have one of those!"
2013-08-25 02:03:44 PM  
1 vote:

Aquapope: Attention CitizenThe following should be added to your list of Things to be Scared Of:'Crazy Clown' - an unidentified, possibly plant-based, substance that gives the smoker every kind of bad side effect ever documented, including death.  If you find anything that might be 'Crazy Clown' report it to authorities and the media in as frantic and irrational a manner as possible.Remember, fear is safety and safety is good citizenship.  We're all in this together.

Not every side effect. I haven't heard anything about causing stigmata in Mexicans.
2013-08-25 10:43:39 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-08-25 10:41:07 AM  
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2013-08-25 09:39:42 AM  
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2013-08-25 09:16:39 AM  
1 vote:
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat paralyze me
2013-08-25 09:14:04 AM  
1 vote:

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?

Police department budgets?
2013-08-25 08:53:15 AM  
1 vote:

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"Really? I like it already!"

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