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(WSAV Savanna)   A new drug called "Crazy Clown," you say? What could possibly go wrong?   (wsav.com ) divider line
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12202 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2013 at 9:08 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-25 11:35:28 AM  
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gfid: nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?

That's always the most important question when some story like this appears, but it is often not answered.  It sounds like one of those fake marijuana things like Spice or K2 so it probably came out of a factory in China.

Fark that shiat,  If you can't get real pot or you get piss tested for it at work, just don't even try.  Drink booze like the government wants you to.  At least you know you won't die from it (as long as you're careful)


I would be more pissed to find my daughter with some kind of powder or fake bud sprayed with god knows what than I would to catch her with a joint.  Come to think of it, I'd rather catch her with a joint than a bottle of vodka, or even a cigarette.  Seriously, kids out there, if you MUST get high, PLEASE just go get a bag of weed.  It's the safest stuff around.
2013-08-25 11:25:00 AM  
2 votes:

JuniorII: Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.

/personal experience
//2 year old persistent cough


You'd still have idiots doing this fake stuff, I'm sure weed is easy enough to come by. I'm all for idiots offing themselves with synthetic drugs like this.
2013-08-25 09:47:23 AM  
2 votes:
Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.

/personal experience
//2 year old persistent cough
2013-08-25 09:14:04 AM  
2 votes:

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?


Police department budgets?
2013-08-25 09:13:03 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-08-25 07:30:42 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: JuniorII: Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.

Yes, because when something's illegal you never  see counterfeit or knock-off versions being sold to people who want to save a buck.

Unless it's handbags, shoes, computers, smartphones, MP3 players, furniture, electronic accessories, video game consoles, shirts, dresses, slacks, undergarments, sports equipment, vehicles, kitchenware, movies, books, video games, music recordings, over-the-counter drugs, prescription drugs, and food.



DAMMIT. One wrong word.... Trying again:

Yes, because when something's legal you never  see counterfeit or knock-off versions being sold to people who want to save a buck.

Unless it's handbags, shoes, computers, smartphones, MP3 players, furniture, electronic accessories, video game consoles, shirts, dresses, slacks, undergarments, sports equipment, vehicles, kitchenware, movies, books, video games, music recordings, over-the-counter drugs, prescription drugs, and food.

/Ignore the first version of this post.
2013-08-25 12:00:30 PM  
1 vote:

Attention Citizen

The following should be added to your list of Things to be Scared Of:

'Crazy Clown' - an unidentified, possibly plant-based, substance that gives the smoker every kind of bad side effect ever documented, including death.  If you find anything that might be 'Crazy Clown' report it to authorities and the media in as frantic and irrational a manner as possible.

Remember, fear is safety and safety is good citizenship.  We're all in this together.

2013-08-25 09:23:11 AM  
1 vote:
My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?
 
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