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(WSAV Savanna)   A new drug called "Crazy Clown," you say? What could possibly go wrong?   (wsav.com) divider line 85
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2013-08-25 08:41:47 AM  
Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?
 
2013-08-25 08:53:15 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"Really? I like it already!"
 
2013-08-25 09:11:16 AM  
Farking drugs, how do they work?
 
2013-08-25 09:13:03 AM  
*Darwin Seal of Approval
 
2013-08-25 09:14:04 AM  

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?


Police department budgets?
 
2013-08-25 09:15:31 AM  
Suzy, she ripped her shirt off completely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QJpY2VNP0E
 
2013-08-25 09:15:47 AM  
I thought it a new drug, I figured it was probably inspired by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWnP9r222DY
 
2013-08-25 09:15:57 AM  
Real way to narrow it down. From the symptom list it could be anything from carbon monoxide poisoning to fentanyl, which we've seen getting passed around your streets as common heroin.
 
2013-08-25 09:16:05 AM  
It's candy-colored with a sandy aftertaste.
 
2013-08-25 09:16:39 AM  
Can't sleep, the clowns will eat paralyze me
 
2013-08-25 09:21:18 AM  
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
Come my lady
Come come my lady
you're my butterfly
Sugar.baby
 
2013-08-25 09:23:11 AM  
My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?
 
2013-08-25 09:24:52 AM  
wow fark sucks
 
2013-08-25 09:28:10 AM  
Users reportedly claiming a willful ignorance of the properties of magnetism.
 
2013-08-25 09:29:37 AM  

Richard C Stanford: My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?


It's probably in the same class of drugs that the "legal marijuana" fall in to.. Which is just god knows what chemicals sprayed on potpourri leaves.. The chemicals change constantly as they keep banning ingredients to get it off the streets.
 
2013-08-25 09:32:43 AM  

Richard C Stanford: My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?


Until I saw this quoted by styckx, I thought you said "the insidious scourge of journalism." And I thought it made perfect sense.
 
2013-08-25 09:36:36 AM  
It's bath salts. I was in Effington (or Effingham if you want to be technical or don't listen to Ben Folds) about 2 weeks ago and the chief of police didn't know anything about it. When I got home I sent him a link to Wikipedia. He emailed me back saying how amazed he was w/ all that information. He hadn't heard of Wikipedia either.
 
2013-08-25 09:39:17 AM  

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?


That's always the most important question when some story like this appears, but it is often not answered.  It sounds like one of those fake marijuana things like Spice or K2 so it probably came out of a factory in China.

Fark that shiat,  If you can't get real pot or you get piss tested for it at work, just don't even try.  Drink booze like the government wants you to.  At least you know you won't die from it (as long as you're careful)
 
2013-08-25 09:39:42 AM  
i466.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-25 09:44:12 AM  

lantawa: [i466.photobucket.com image 500x350]


GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

anyone got a teaspoon so I can clean my drawers out?
 
2013-08-25 09:45:40 AM  
i.imgur.com

I loved this stuff, I smoked it for months.
 
2013-08-25 09:47:23 AM  
Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.

/personal experience
//2 year old persistent cough
 
2013-08-25 09:52:37 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-25 10:15:52 AM  
At least we were able to stop the dreaded "cake" menace before it took off. Right, guys?

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-25 10:30:04 AM  
Probably bath salts, had a lot of it up here a couple of years ago also sold in convenience stores v
 
2013-08-25 10:34:47 AM  
Cannot believe no one has posted Aqua teens yet
 
2013-08-25 10:36:21 AM  

markfara: Suzy, she ripped her shirt off completely.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QJpY2VNP0E


Wow... Wtf did I just watch
 
2013-08-25 10:41:07 AM  
th05.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-25 10:43:39 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 10:54:28 AM  

camarugala: It's bath salts. I was in Effington (or Effingham if you want to be technical or don't listen to Ben Folds) about 2 weeks ago and the chief of police didn't know anything about it. When I got home I sent him a link to Wikipedia. He emailed me back saying how amazed he was w/ all that information. He hadn't heard of Wikipedia either.


That's like the time I asked at the customer service desk at the grocery why they had Bath Salts in huge pots right in the front of the store.  She looked at me like " "

/I was like whatever
 
2013-08-25 10:55:05 AM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]


Dude...  WHY did you post that? Geez, man. Now I'll never sleep again.
 
2013-08-25 11:00:37 AM  
No Zip Zap Rap?

I am dissappoint..
 
2013-08-25 11:03:12 AM  

Richard C Stanford: My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?


I'm getting flashbacks of warnings about "strawberry meth". Sure, like someone is going to procure the ingredients, make the meth and then ruin the batch with fun flavors on the off chance that your eight year-old has enough money and desire to get tweaked to make it worthwhile. shiat still pops up on facebook here and there, people are gullible as shiat if you play the "omg, the CHILDREN!" angle.
 
2013-08-25 11:04:32 AM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]


imageshack.us
 
2013-08-25 11:09:20 AM  

digitalrain: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]

Dude...  WHY did you post that? Geez, man. Now I'll never sleep again.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 11:10:31 AM  

Richard C Stanford: My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?


I'm with you on this. While this drug may be dangerous, a Sheriff's Department press release is not a trusted source of facts on drug effects. Sad, but police squandered that opportunity in the 80's with DARE.
 
2013-08-25 11:11:23 AM  

kudayta: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]

[imageshack.us image 253x750]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 11:22:57 AM  

Badgers: kudayta: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]

[imageshack.us image 253x750]

[i.imgur.com image 281x468]


d3k0efmm336514.cloudfront.net

I'll raise you a Lexi Belle.
 
2013-08-25 11:25:00 AM  

JuniorII: Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.

/personal experience
//2 year old persistent cough


You'd still have idiots doing this fake stuff, I'm sure weed is easy enough to come by. I'm all for idiots offing themselves with synthetic drugs like this.
 
2013-08-25 11:26:27 AM  
Maybe we should just take a page from New Zealand and just regulate these new synthetic cannabinoids and cathinone derivatives. At least you'd get some safety information on this shiat and know what goes into it instead of smoking/snorting god knows what.

http://www.health.govt.nz/our-work/regulation-health-and-disability- sy stem/psychoactive-substances/interim-product-approvals

Basically every approval is for just a few actual ingredients.
 
2013-08-25 11:35:28 AM  

gfid: nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?

That's always the most important question when some story like this appears, but it is often not answered.  It sounds like one of those fake marijuana things like Spice or K2 so it probably came out of a factory in China.

Fark that shiat,  If you can't get real pot or you get piss tested for it at work, just don't even try.  Drink booze like the government wants you to.  At least you know you won't die from it (as long as you're careful)


I would be more pissed to find my daughter with some kind of powder or fake bud sprayed with god knows what than I would to catch her with a joint.  Come to think of it, I'd rather catch her with a joint than a bottle of vodka, or even a cigarette.  Seriously, kids out there, if you MUST get high, PLEASE just go get a bag of weed.  It's the safest stuff around.
 
2013-08-25 11:53:49 AM  

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?




NUVIGIL may cause serious side effects including a serious rash or a serious allergic reaction that may affect parts of your body such as your liver or blood cells, and may result in hospitalization and be life-threatening. If you develop a skin rash, hives, sores in your mouth, blisters, swelling, peeling, or yellowing of the skin or eyes, trouble swallowing or breathing, dark urine, or fever, stop taking NUVIGIL and call your doctor right away or get emergency help.
 
2013-08-25 11:55:36 AM  
25 years ago I used to see ads in High Times for fake pot and I thought it was just some bullshiat that wouldn't get you high so I never tried them.  Now I hear news stories about fake pot sold under the guise of incense and I believe it will get you high, but not in a good way and it doesn't seem safe at all.

Times have changed, haven't they?
 
2013-08-25 12:00:30 PM  
Attention Citizen

The following should be added to your list of Things to be Scared Of:

'Crazy Clown' - an unidentified, possibly plant-based, substance that gives the smoker every kind of bad side effect ever documented, including death.  If you find anything that might be 'Crazy Clown' report it to authorities and the media in as frantic and irrational a manner as possible.

Remember, fear is safety and safety is good citizenship.  We're all in this together.

 
2013-08-25 12:12:17 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Media hype I am thinking because....

Crazy Clown Review


Fine, except that not everyone has the same metabolism. Just because it was 'meh' with the reviewer doesn't mean that some kid trying it won't end up in the emergency room hooked up to a life support system.
 
2013-08-25 12:16:48 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-25 12:23:16 PM  

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?


Magnets.
 
2013-08-25 12:25:46 PM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]


0-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-08-25 12:29:19 PM  

Aquapope: Attention CitizenThe following should be added to your list of Things to be Scared Of:'Crazy Clown' - an unidentified, possibly plant-based, substance that gives the smoker every kind of bad side effect ever documented, including death.  If you find anything that might be 'Crazy Clown' report it to authorities and the media in as frantic and irrational a manner as possible.Remember, fear is safety and safety is good citizenship.  We're all in this together.


Also be concerned about those dangerous, insidious computer viruses.
 
2013-08-25 12:36:11 PM  
I don't see why people freak out about clowns. But then again, I've always been trusting of them.
i.cdn.turner.com
/hot
//this sight gag goes by so quick in the show
 
2013-08-25 12:40:42 PM  

offmymeds: HindiDiscoMonster: Media hype I am thinking because....

Crazy Clown Review

Fine, except that not everyone has the same metabolism. Just because it was 'meh' with the reviewer doesn't mean that some kid trying it won't end up in the emergency room hooked up to a life support system.




Why do you hate the mysterious ways of The Lord?
 
2013-08-25 12:41:25 PM  
Hopefully it's better than HFS.

24.media.tumblr.com
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-08-25 12:43:43 PM  
It's probably some sort of synthetic marijuana, bath salts or something concocted by an amateur chemist who found a copy of PiHKAL/TiHKAL.
 
2013-08-25 01:01:31 PM  
What drug may look like
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 01:03:55 PM  

sheep snorter: What drug may look like
[i.imgur.com image 427x409]




Sounds like a drug for cube-jockeys.
 
2013-08-25 01:20:14 PM  

nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?


Some sort of research chemical, likely spice-esque from the descriptions provided.

/fark these clowns
//bought kratom after local news called it cocaine+lsd
///not quite that but  Mitragyna speciosa is... great.. just great man.
 
2013-08-25 02:02:31 PM  
john-steppling.com
 
2013-08-25 02:03:44 PM  

Aquapope: Attention CitizenThe following should be added to your list of Things to be Scared Of:'Crazy Clown' - an unidentified, possibly plant-based, substance that gives the smoker every kind of bad side effect ever documented, including death.  If you find anything that might be 'Crazy Clown' report it to authorities and the media in as frantic and irrational a manner as possible.Remember, fear is safety and safety is good citizenship.  We're all in this together.


Not every side effect. I haven't heard anything about causing stigmata in Mexicans.
 
2013-08-25 02:21:10 PM  
I saw his body thrashing 'round
I saw his pulse rate going down
I saw him in convulsive throes
I said, "I'll have one of those!"
 
2013-08-25 02:29:58 PM  

Richard C Stanford: My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?


Hey! Jenkem is one hell of a drug!
 
2013-08-25 02:38:54 PM  

Sum Guye: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 576x416]


Came for this

/Laughingstock..
 
2013-08-25 02:50:12 PM  

Lee451: Richard C Stanford: My media bullshiat sense is tingling. Remember the insidious scourge of jenkem?

Hey! Jenkem is one hell of a drug!


I used to do it all the time, until they started to crack down on it.
 
2013-08-25 03:03:24 PM  
www.dcmetrotheaterarts.com
 
2013-08-25 03:04:45 PM  
All aboard ha hah hah ha.
 
2013-08-25 03:26:41 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Ill just stick to my Jenkem
 
2013-08-25 03:54:47 PM  
www.themeparkreview.com
 
2013-08-25 04:34:56 PM  
ahahahhaha!  pussies.  that looks like weak-ass shiat.
 
2013-08-25 04:40:03 PM  
This thread is getting totally Vulgar

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-25 04:51:21 PM  

milsorgen: nekom: Any educated guesses as to what the substance may be?

Some sort of research chemical, likely spice-esque from the descriptions provided.

/fark these clowns
//bought kratom after local news called it cocaine+lsd
///not quite that but  Mitragyna speciosa is... great.. just great man.


From the link: "Most side effects of kratom are thought to be mild, although serious adverse effects such as psychosis, convulsions, hallucinations, and confusion have been reported rarely. Chronic use of M. speciosa has been associated with bowel obstruction ..."

Sounds like a blast, at least when the bowel obstruction clears.
 
2013-08-25 04:56:25 PM  

camarugala: It's bath salts. I was in Effington (or Effingham if you want to be technical or don't listen to Ben Folds) about 2 weeks ago and the chief of police didn't know anything about it. When I got home I sent him a link to Wikipedia. He emailed me back saying how amazed he was w/ all that information. He hadn't heard of Wikipedia either.


Down here, we call it "Methingham".
 
2013-08-25 05:26:52 PM  
LOL. That's pretty appropriate. When I was sitting in for a lecture at GPSTC about the various ways to synthesis meth the Lt. that was talking referred to  GA as a "Shake n Bake State" Told us to watch out for Lithium batteries, lighter fluid, sudafed, aluminum foil, cold packs, drain cleaner and even 2 liter bottles. We all agreed that this was to much to handle considering that this could potentially make everyone a suspect.
 
2013-08-25 05:42:59 PM  
Anyone who thinks this is news wasn't around for Mick Jagger.
 
2013-08-25 06:25:46 PM  

CognaciousThunk: This thread is getting totally Vulgar

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


What we really need is a thread that combines clowns and spiders.
cdn3.dogonews.com
I'll start.
 
2013-08-25 07:01:56 PM  
I am waiting for the new drugs 'crocodile' and 'satan's hairlip' to hit the street.
 
2013-08-25 07:21:14 PM  

Mr. Ekshun: Aquapope: Attention CitizenThe following should be added to your list of Things to be Scared Of:'Crazy Clown' - an unidentified, possibly plant-based, substance that gives the smoker every kind of bad side effect ever documented, including death.  If you find anything that might be 'Crazy Clown' report it to authorities and the media in as frantic and irrational a manner as possible.Remember, fear is safety and safety is good citizenship.  We're all in this together.

Not every side effect. I haven't heard anything about causing stigmata in Mexicans.


Duh, they don't sell it in Mexico.  Jeez, you gotta think things through better.
 
2013-08-25 07:29:23 PM  

JuniorII: Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.


Yes, because when something's illegal you never  see counterfeit or knock-off versions being sold to people who want to save a buck.

Unless it's handbags, shoes, computers, smartphones, MP3 players, furniture, electronic accessories, video game consoles, shirts, dresses, slacks, undergarments, sports equipment, vehicles, kitchenware, movies, books, video games, music recordings, over-the-counter drugs, prescription drugs, and food.
 
2013-08-25 07:30:42 PM  

ZeroCorpse: JuniorII: Farking synthetic marijuana, made in some guys garage. So much more dangerous than the thing its trying to emulate, unregulated and a menace to the public health. Just farking legalize/decriminalize weed and save some farking lives.

Yes, because when something's illegal you never  see counterfeit or knock-off versions being sold to people who want to save a buck.

Unless it's handbags, shoes, computers, smartphones, MP3 players, furniture, electronic accessories, video game consoles, shirts, dresses, slacks, undergarments, sports equipment, vehicles, kitchenware, movies, books, video games, music recordings, over-the-counter drugs, prescription drugs, and food.



DAMMIT. One wrong word.... Trying again:

Yes, because when something's legal you never  see counterfeit or knock-off versions being sold to people who want to save a buck.

Unless it's handbags, shoes, computers, smartphones, MP3 players, furniture, electronic accessories, video game consoles, shirts, dresses, slacks, undergarments, sports equipment, vehicles, kitchenware, movies, books, video games, music recordings, over-the-counter drugs, prescription drugs, and food.

/Ignore the first version of this post.
 
2013-08-25 10:20:30 PM  
my guess is a phenethylamine, or a synthetic CB-1 full agonist
 
2013-08-25 11:12:48 PM  

camarugala: LOL. That's pretty appropriate. When I was sitting in for a lecture at GPSTC about the various ways to synthesis meth the Lt. that was talking referred to  GA as a "Shake n Bake State" Told us to watch out for Lithium batteries, lighter fluid, sudafed, aluminum foil, cold packs, drain cleaner and even 2 liter bottles. We all agreed that this was to much to handle considering that this could potentially make everyone a suspect.


Aren't we all suspects anyway?
 
2013-08-26 02:13:25 AM  
jerri blank wanted for questioning
 
2013-08-26 02:15:37 AM  

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]


That is a horrifying image. I can't make out the artist's name, do you know who it is?
 
2013-08-26 09:28:10 AM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]

That is a horrifying image. I can't make out the artist's name, do you know who it is?


A reverse GIS comes up with Dave Kendall (some nsfw content, also, scary things)
 
2013-08-26 11:37:39 AM  

ciberido: CognaciousThunk: This thread is getting totally Vulgar

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

What we really need is a thread that combines clowns and spiders.
[cdn3.dogonews.com image 500x308]
I'll start.


www.thefeaturedcreature.com
 
2013-08-26 02:34:42 PM  

cc_rider: camarugala: It's bath salts. I was in Effington (or Effingham if you want to be technical or don't listen to Ben Folds) about 2 weeks ago and the chief of police didn't know anything about it. When I got home I sent him a link to Wikipedia. He emailed me back saying how amazed he was w/ all that information. He hadn't heard of Wikipedia either.

Down here, we call it "Methingham".


912 represent!

We used to joke about Effingham being the PC name of the county, the original being "farkingham"

/bryan county, born and raised
//in the trailer park was where I spent most of my days
 
2013-08-26 03:42:38 PM  

Badgers: Mambo Bananapatch: Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 527x750]

That is a horrifying image. I can't make out the artist's name, do you know who it is?

A reverse GIS comes up with Dave Kendall (some nsfw content, also, scary things)


Thank you!
 
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