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(io9)   This abandoned underwater strip club still has shiny dancing poles but no naked mermaids in sight   (io9.com) divider line 20
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13285 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2013 at 8:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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GBB
2013-08-25 10:07:44 AM
4 votes:
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This place has everything.
2013-08-25 03:14:50 PM
2 votes:

Thurston Howell: Pray 4 Mojo: Yeah... I know it's not "flooded"... but... dust comes from settling particles in the air... if the thing is submerged and sealed... the only dust to settle would have been what was in the air when it was closed up... and that wouldn't be much. How did it continue to get dusty?

The residual sadness from years of desperate men and strippers' broken dreams?


Ha! That's probably it.

Or most of it is body glitter.
2013-08-25 01:15:43 PM
2 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

/You know why Ariel wears seashells? Because B-shells are too small.
2013-08-25 09:04:57 AM
2 votes:
Bouncer:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-08-25 08:58:20 AM
2 votes:
she strips for seashells under the sea shore
2013-08-25 08:51:21 AM
2 votes:
They probably water down the drinks.
2013-08-25 05:07:47 PM
1 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: Amazing how many articles appear on other sites like Digg's front and then here hours or a day later.


I agree.  The amount of original content coming from Fark has been close to zero for awhile.  All they do is get their articles from somewhere else
2013-08-25 03:52:40 PM
1 votes:

TWX: It's only about fifteen feet under water at the shore, so I don't expect that it's sealed to outside atmosphere at the above-water-line entrance. It's also very likely that the infrastructure that runs everything, including the HVAC system, is above the water and in a little outbuilding on the shore.


You've operated underwater strip clubs before, haven't you?  What are the insurance premiums like?

/yeah, I know...
//body glitter, desperate men, and the tears of strippers' broken dreams sounds better


Upon reflection, it sounds like the opening line of a dime store detective novel I should write.
2013-08-25 02:32:39 PM
1 votes:

Pray 4 Mojo: Yeah... I know it's not "flooded"... but... dust comes from settling particles in the air... if the thing is submerged and sealed... the only dust to settle would have been what was in the air when it was closed up... and that wouldn't be much. How did it continue to get dusty?


The residual sadness from years of desperate men and strippers' broken dreams?
2013-08-25 02:21:16 PM
1 votes:
How badly do you have to fark up the business model to not make money on a peeler bar?  And one that has the ambience of a Bond villain lair, too?

/If I had enough petty cash I'd buy it and run my own undersea peeler bar.  With blackjack and hookers.
//In fact, forget the bar.
2013-08-25 01:35:23 PM
1 votes:
2013-08-25 10:45:30 AM
1 votes:

raerae1980: I'd like more details, like when and how the water got in.   I'd also like to see more pics.  This could have been an interesting article.


The water didn't get in. Sounds like even if there were more details you wouldn't have read them.
2013-08-25 10:06:08 AM
1 votes:

Mean Daddy: So they should spend $5 for something they can get for free?  Sounds like a liberal newspaper business model.  How's that working out?


What are you even trying to say here?
2013-08-25 09:53:50 AM
1 votes:
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Glub
2013-08-25 09:33:53 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: The problem wasn't the fish, it was the shrimp. They're lousy tippers because they're shellfish.

/If you don't get the fark, joke ya.


Yeah, but this is in israel. That isn't kosher.
2013-08-25 09:26:20 AM
1 votes:
So they should spend $5 for something they can get for free?  Sounds like a liberal newspaper business model.  How's that working out?
2013-08-25 09:07:35 AM
1 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: Amazing how many articles appear on other sites like Digg's front and then here hours or a day later.


Yeah, what the hell? When did Fark become a news aggregate site?
2013-08-25 09:02:26 AM
1 votes:

wildcardjack: The problem wasn't the fish, it was the shrimp. They're lousy tippers because they're shellfish.

/If you don't get the fark, joke ya.


they didn't want to part with no clams,
2013-08-25 09:00:59 AM
1 votes:

Princess Ryans Knickers: Amazing how many articles appear on other sites like Digg's front and then here hours or a day later.


Princess, if you want to see what really shows up on Fark's door step you should pony up the $5/month, I can attest you will get the same shiatty experience as Digg or any other aggregator with less conservative submission approval processes.
2013-08-25 08:57:48 AM
1 votes:
The problem wasn't the fish, it was the shrimp. They're lousy tippers because they're shellfish.

/If you don't get the fark, joke ya.
 
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