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(WAFB Baton Rouge)   Texas Tech graduate wears pasta strainer on head for official school photo in a clear violation of the separation of noodle and state   (wafb.com) divider line 131
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2013-08-25 12:15:25 AM
About as serious as a degree from TTU should be taken
 
2013-08-25 12:25:28 AM

Peter von Nostrand: About as serious as a degree from TTU should be taken


And I should have figured it would be about FSM
 
2013-08-25 12:29:46 AM
It seems like a good way to pasta time.

Praised be unto our dear lord and savior, the Great Spaghetti Monster.
 
2013-08-25 12:34:18 AM

danielscissorhands: It seems like a good way to pasta time.

Praised be unto our dear lord and savior, the Great Spaghetti Monster.


Ramen
 
2013-08-25 12:35:29 AM
I'm sorry, I missed when being nothing more than a self important unsufferable douche qualified you for a hero tag.
 
2013-08-25 12:36:28 AM
Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.
 
2013-08-25 12:44:39 AM
An Austrian man was allowed to wear the pasta strainer in an official photo in 2008, but was required to undergo a medical interview to check his "mental fitness to drive."

*chortle*
 
2013-08-25 12:44:41 AM
I just had the most horrible thought.  What if I was a Siamese twin and my twin murders somebody and is of course caught and charged..  what do they do?  How do you punish?

static.tvtropes.org
 
2013-08-25 12:44:53 AM
It's an ID card. If he goes around campus all the time with a pasta strainer on his head, and people identify him as that guy with a pasta strainer on his head, then he should wear one in his ID picture.

If he doesn't and he's just being, as mentioned above, an insufferable douche, then forget it.
 
2013-08-25 12:45:01 AM
When you start raising this much of a stink in an attempt to make a political and "religious" statement, and you consider it a milestone event to your cause, then you are about as insufferable as a lot of the Christians you're trying to mock.
 
2013-08-25 12:45:45 AM
Its irritating when people take a good idea that waa good for its point and purpose and then run it into the farking ground. You are not promoting diversity or the seperation of Church and State, you choad. Youre just a grown-up version of the kid who dyes their hair for class picture day.
 
2013-08-25 12:46:03 AM
I was surprised at how respectful and even positive the brief tv description of his point of view was.
 
2013-08-25 12:46:59 AM
Meh. Still better than a woman who refused to remove her prison from her face during her trial.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23814711
A judge has refused to let a Muslim woman in a full-length burka enter a plea until she reveals her face.
The 21-year-old from Hackney, who is charged with intimidating a witness, said she could not remove the veil in front of men because of her religion.
Judge Peter Murphy said however, she could not stand trial in the veil, which only reveals her eyes, because her identity could not be confirmed.
The woman is due back at Blackfriars Crown Court on 12 September.
Judge Murphy said the principle of open justice overrode the woman's religious beliefs, warning that a different person could go into the dock pretending to be her if she did not show her face.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-25 12:47:24 AM

organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semolinism. Should have expected this from Fark.

 
2013-08-25 12:49:55 AM
Well, yeah.......you know that we are in trouble when spaghetti can fly.

/ I say, pass me the Parmesan cheese.....please!
 
2013-08-25 12:54:19 AM

mrlewish: I just had the most horrible thought.  What if I was a Siamese twin and my twin murders somebody and is of course caught and charged..  what do they do?  How do you punish?

[static.tvtropes.org image 271x241]


Co-Conspirator.

Death by dual sybian on PPV of course. It's like the law or something.
 
2013-08-25 12:55:12 AM

Radioactive Ass: mrlewish: I just had the most horrible thought.  What if I was a Siamese twin and my twin murders somebody and is of course caught and charged..  what do they do?  How do you punish?

[static.tvtropes.org image 271x241]

Co-Conspirator.

Death by dual sybian on PPV of course. It's like the law or something.


That wasn't a documentary.
 
2013-08-25 12:55:19 AM
colanduuurrrrrrrrr
 
2013-08-25 12:59:24 AM

organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.


Wow, this comment is already filled with metric assloads of dumbass derp.  Should have expected this from...  WTF are you supposed to be?
 
2013-08-25 01:06:49 AM
Wait, I thought it was pirate regalia that was the FSM religious attire? Pirate regalia would have been way better than putting a stupid colander on your head.
 
2013-08-25 01:07:05 AM
I have to wonder. Wouldn't the Catholic Church be better to slowly affiliate themselves with the growing anti-church groups?

I've always wondered what the record and movie companies would be like now, had they embraced the Internet in its infancy, instead of trying to condemn it. Taking advantage of its untapped influences when they were in for it.

Human forethought is, apparently, quite limited.
 
2013-08-25 01:07:40 AM
Another frivolous lawsuit...... straining our system.
 
2013-08-25 01:07:54 AM
Gnocci your pastas, my sons, for I have presented unto you the semolinas, the wheat, even the corn, but do not be led astray with the promise of false ragus and burnt sauces.

Braise his Name,

Ramen
 
2013-08-25 01:09:30 AM
I am just pleased that this small victory occurred in Texas, my home state, where most news from here has been of the backwoods, regressive, yokel variety.
-baby steps, in them boots. Baby steps.
 
2013-08-25 01:10:37 AM

Click Click D'oh: I'm sorry, I missed when being nothing more than a self important unsufferable douche qualified you for a hero tag.


I don't know, hasn't stopped the Zimmerman worship around here
 
2013-08-25 01:10:54 AM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-25 01:11:19 AM

Smeggy Smurf: organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.

Wow, this comment is already filled with metric assloads of dumbass derp.  Should have expected this from...  WTF are you supposed to be?


Maybe it's a rare form of Jewish humor us goys just don't get.
 
2013-08-25 01:12:33 AM
An Austrian man was allowed to wear the pasta strainer in an official photo in 2008, but was required to undergo a medical interview to check his "mental fitness to drive."

Gotta be careful which mythical being you commit yourself to or they'll think you're crazy.


sheep snorter: Meh. Still better than a woman who refused to remove her prison from her face during her trial.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23814711
A judge has refused to let a Muslim woman in a full-length burka enter a plea until she reveals her face.
The 21-year-old from Hackney, who is charged with intimidating a witness, said she could not remove the veil in front of men because of her religion.
Judge Peter Murphy said however, she could not stand trial in the veil, which only reveals her eyes, because her identity could not be confirmed.
The woman is due back at Blackfriars Crown Court on 12 September.
Judge Murphy said the principle of open justice overrode the woman's religious beliefs, warning that a different person could go into the dock pretending to be her if she did not show her face.


images.wikia.com

He pronounced her "Undead, undead, undead."
 
2013-08-25 01:12:38 AM

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: danielscissorhands: It seems like a good way to pasta time.

Praised be unto our dear lord and savior, the Great Spaghetti Monster.

Ramen


Ramen, brother.
 
2013-08-25 01:13:31 AM
Go ahead and wear whatever you want on your head, if it's important to you.
That is your right.
I will continue to exercise my right not to care, or laugh and point at your stupid hat. Fez, turban, yarmulke, goofy-ass broad-brimmed Amish thing. I'm equal opportunity. I think it is stupid to wear "divinely inspired" headgear.
I'm not a religious man; but if there is a god, he probably doesn't care all that much about hats.
 
2013-08-25 01:13:38 AM

Smeggy Smurf: organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.

Wow, this comment is already filled with metric assloads of dumbass derp.  Should have expected this from...  WTF are you supposed to be?


No, you shut up.
 
2013-08-25 01:17:01 AM

Click Click D'oh: I'm sorry, I missed when being nothing more than a self important unsufferable douche qualified you for a hero tag.


I believe Rush set that precedent over the Sandra Fluke incident.
 
2013-08-25 01:17:09 AM

organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-08-25 01:17:10 AM
Oh sure, nobody cares how many billboards for churches and liquor stores this guy is subject too, but heaven forbid he gets to take his picture his way. What a dooosh.
 
2013-08-25 01:20:15 AM

UsikFark: organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semolinism. Should have expected this from Fark.


These Farkers are taking our Lord's name in grain.
 
2013-08-25 01:20:35 AM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-08-25 01:21:52 AM

the_cnidarian: Oh sure, nobody cares how many billboards for churches and liquor stores this guy is subject too, but heaven forbid he gets to take his picture his way. What a dooosh.


Well, America was founded on the ideals of Puritans and Brewers alike.
 
2013-08-25 01:22:23 AM

Click Click D'oh: I'm sorry, I missed when being nothing more than a self important unsufferable douche qualified you for a hero tag.


Don't be too hard on the guy. I'm sure wearing that sieve on his head has put a lot of strain on him.
 
2013-08-25 01:23:28 AM

Smeggy Smurf: organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.

Wow, this comment is already filled with metric assloads of dumbass derp.  Should have expected this from...  WTF are you supposed to be?


He posted without reading the thread, obviously, because not one comment before his fits his prejudice/description.
 
2013-08-25 01:26:00 AM

MadAzza: He posted without reading the thread, obviously, because not one comment before his fits his prejudice/description.


Either that or he thinks that anyone who criticizes religions is an anti-semite. Which would make him an idiot.
 
2013-08-25 01:27:09 AM
how come i have never seen a pastafarian group feeding the poor at any outreach centers?
charity not on the agenda for militant atheist groups?
 
2013-08-25 01:28:32 AM

organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.


I'm confused. Was this even posted in the right thread? There were only 5 posts above this one and nothing was political or anti-semetic in any of them.
 
2013-08-25 01:29:25 AM

DoblerMeyer: When you start raising this much of a stink in an attempt to make a political and "religious" statement, and you consider it a milestone event to your cause, then you are about as insufferable as a lot of the Christians you're trying to mock.


THIS!

At least most Christians at least pretend to actually believe in their faith. Why does an atheist need to make such a statement unless of course they're an attention whore?

/agnostic.
//atheists are getting as bad as the believers.
///but not at the belieber level yet.
 
2013-08-25 01:31:32 AM

Badafuco: organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.

I'm confused. Was this even posted in the right thread? There were only 5 posts above this one and nothing was political or anti-semetic in any of them.


it could have been trimmed out by the mods?
 
2013-08-25 01:35:30 AM

Popular Opinion: how come i have never seen a pastafarian group feeding the poor at any outreach centers?
charity not on the agenda for militant atheist groups?


Oh yes ... having an opinion makes you "militant". Or maybe it is daring to speak it out loud? Please clarify.

There aren't actually that many people who consider themselves "pastafarians" and they really are not organized. It is pretty pathetic that you think that a parody of religion should actually be able to accomplish charity goals.
 
2013-08-25 01:37:00 AM

Popular Opinion: it could have been trimmed out by the mods?


He didn't quote anything in his post. Occam's razor suggests he's just an idiot.
 
2013-08-25 01:37:25 AM

organizmx: Wow, this thread is already filled with a ton of liberal anti semitism. Should have expected this from Fark.


You probably had the wrong tab open, that would explain this comment.

Perhaps you should concentrate on what you are doing...
 
2013-08-25 01:38:23 AM
This is offensieve!
 
2013-08-25 01:38:31 AM
That article was very nice to see and I laughed my a** off too.  Now what am I supposed to sit on?
 
2013-08-25 01:38:37 AM
D'oh... image fail! :-P
 
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