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(News4Jax)   Man attacks, beats 9-year-old girl in Best Buy women's restroom, shoves her head first into toilet. Customer, store employees respond, rescue girl. Man in custody facing attempted murder charges   (news4jax.com) divider line 137
    More: Florida, St. Johns County, Jacksonville Sheriff's Office, Duval County  
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2013-08-24 11:30:39 PM
What the sh*t?
 
2013-08-24 11:33:22 PM

hubiestubert: What the sh*t?


Seriously, what a bizarre farking rampage.
 
2013-08-24 11:34:42 PM
Was this the same guy who put a Best Buy manager's head through a store wall because he did not honor a warranty on a cordless phone?
 
2013-08-24 11:34:44 PM

TuteTibiImperes: hubiestubert: What the sh*t?

Seriously, what a bizarre farking rampage.


Did the tag not explain all you needed to know?
 
2013-08-24 11:36:55 PM

Peter von Nostrand: TuteTibiImperes: hubiestubert: What the sh*t?

Seriously, what a bizarre farking rampage.

Did the tag not explain all you needed to know?


I live here, though in a more civilized part of the state, but that's weird for even Florida crime.   I mean WTF makes a grown man suddenly want to give a 9 year old stranger a swirly out of the blue?
 
2013-08-24 11:37:36 PM

TuteTibiImperes: hubiestubert: What the sh*t?

Seriously, what a bizarre farking rampage.


The comments on TFA have several people claiming to know the guy, or at least know of him, and say he is autistic.  Still, though, I am not going to count that as a reliable source, or even as a real explanation.
 
2013-08-24 11:45:32 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Peter von Nostrand: TuteTibiImperes: hubiestubert: What the sh*t?

Seriously, what a bizarre farking rampage.

Did the tag not explain all you needed to know?

I live here, though in a more civilized part of the state, but that's weird for even Florida crime.   I mean WTF makes a grown man suddenly want to give a 9 year old stranger a swirly out of the blue?


She wouldn't.... oh hell, I can't even go there
 
2013-08-24 11:47:02 PM
I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.
 
2013-08-24 11:47:43 PM

revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.


And yet, when I actually WANT to find one...
 
2013-08-24 11:59:06 PM
Maybe the little girl was being a dick.
 
2013-08-25 12:05:16 AM

revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.


I honestly believe it depends on the Best Buy. While I frequently see complaints about Best Buy on fark I have to say that our local one has very attentive, helpful employees.
 
2013-08-25 01:42:35 AM

revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.


I don't. It got them off the showroom floor for a long while.
 
2013-08-25 01:56:48 AM
Off topic, wtf is with Florida today?
 
2013-08-25 02:18:04 AM

Bathia_Mapes: revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.

I honestly believe it depends on the Best Buy. While I frequently see complaints about Best Buy on fark I have to say that our local one has very attentive, helpful employees.


Same here. I get multiple, blue-shirted prairie dogs up my ass within 30 seconds of coming through the door. One of the reasons I rarely visit the local one. Unless I'm down for that, that day.
 
2013-08-25 03:08:56 AM

RedPhoenix122: Off topic, wtf is with Florida today?


Nothing especially different with Florida today than the usual.

Let that sink in.
 
2013-08-25 03:19:21 AM

Bathia_Mapes: revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.

I honestly believe it depends on the Best Buy. While I frequently see complaints about Best Buy on fark I have to say that our local one has very attentive, helpful employees.


I don't care how cute he is, Bathia. Don't buy the warranty.
 
2013-08-25 04:53:45 AM
www.wtsp.com
 
2013-08-25 04:55:08 AM
i35.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-25 04:57:37 AM

revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.


They were obviously trying to sell him the accidental damage protection plan on the kid..
 
2013-08-25 04:57:38 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
/oblig.
 
2013-08-25 04:58:32 AM
Was he standing his ground?
 
2013-08-25 05:00:06 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Peter von Nostrand: TuteTibiImperes: hubiestubert: What the sh*t?

Seriously, what a bizarre farking rampage.

Did the tag not explain all you needed to know?

I live here, though in a more civilized part of the state, but that's weird for even Florida crime.   I mean WTF makes a grown man suddenly want to give a 9 year old stranger a swirly out of the blue?


OBAMACARE, obviously.
 
2013-08-25 05:08:32 AM
'Biatch deserved it! She didn't want my free candy'
 
2013-08-25 05:10:06 AM
He wanted her skittles
 
2013-08-25 05:10:52 AM
According to news sources that aren't news4jax.com, the guy has mental disabilities, still lives with his parents at age 29, and isn't let outdoors except to go to the store for groceries.
That little girl was probably one of the few people lucky enough to meet him.
 
2013-08-25 05:13:29 AM
"false imprisonment and criminal mischief"
then just what is true imprisonment?
 mischief ? This ain't no holloween prank!
 
2013-08-25 05:14:54 AM

red5ish: According to news sources that aren't news4jax.com, the guy has mental disabilities, still lives with his parents at age 29, and isn't let outdoors except to go to the store for groceries.
That little girl was probably one of the few people lucky enough to meet him.


A Total Farker got busted?
 
2013-08-25 05:16:36 AM

red5ish: According to news sources that aren't news4jax.com, the guy has mental disabilities, still lives with his parents at age 29, and isn't let outdoors except to go to the store for groceries.
That little girl was probably one of the few people lucky enough to meet him.



Still lives with his parents at age 29?  What's his fark handle?

cmsimg.delawareonline.com
 
2013-08-25 05:20:59 AM

Bathia_Mapes: revrendjim: I find it hard to believe that Best Buy employees responded.

I honestly believe it depends on the Best Buy. While I frequently see complaints about Best Buy on fark I have to say that our local one has very attentive, helpful employees.


The ones that are helpful and friendly are violating store policy.
 
2013-08-25 05:31:36 AM
Employees that helped to be fired in 3...2...
 
2013-08-25 05:31:48 AM
Where was the girls parents? Was she there alone? I would have thought someone would have shot him. This is The Sunshine state
 
2013-08-25 05:32:30 AM
This was not the feel good story about chemical weapons in Syria that I came to Fark for.
 
2013-08-25 05:35:08 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Where was the girls parents? Was she there alone? I would have thought someone would have shot him. This is The Sunshine state


But he's not black.
 
2013-08-25 05:45:45 AM
He sure showed that turd who's boss

/But who does number two work for?
 
2013-08-25 05:55:33 AM
He was probably also cited or speeding.
 
2013-08-25 05:59:06 AM
He didn't know nine means no.

/In German
//And everywhere else except the Koran
///Happy Sunday everyone!
 
2013-08-25 06:12:50 AM
"Bujeda said the girl told an employee she did not know the man and that he kicked and punched her before putting a plastic bag over her head and putting i[t] inside the toilet."

Apparently he also has a problem making up his mind while rampaging.
 
2013-08-25 06:13:07 AM

RedPhoenix122: Off topic, wtf is with Florida today?


a. It's a  day ending in 'Y'
b. It's the summer heat
c. All of the above
 
2013-08-25 06:13:17 AM
Bet you she didn't want his monster cable with extended warranty.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-08-25 06:14:00 AM
Not to say it was justified but, she did steal his fish.
 
2013-08-25 06:16:42 AM

CoysOdie: "false imprisonment and criminal mischief"
then just what is true imprisonment?
 mischief ? This ain't no holloween prank!


Maybe the "criminal mischief" charge was for damaging the interview room? As Rachel Jeantel would say, "That's real retarded."
 
2013-08-25 06:19:57 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Where was the girls parents? Was she there alone? I would have thought someone would have shot him. This is The Sunshine state


I typically let my 7 year old go in unattended.

I will continue to do so, whack job story notwithstanding.
 
2013-08-25 06:25:17 AM
So Fark has given up on the whole amusing headline thing and is now simply providing a summary of the story as a headline?

All righty then.
 
2013-08-25 06:30:08 AM
In related news, the American mental healthcare system and attitudes of Americans towards receiving mental healthcare still suck.
 
2013-08-25 06:32:59 AM
from the comments....

Is the government even trying to figure out why all these autistic "people" are going homicidal? Is there a common medication they're taking?

almost as "WTF?" inducing as the events in the article.
 
2013-08-25 06:38:59 AM
It's terrifying to think there's actually a Best Buy that's still open.

But seriously, thank God those people showed up when they did.
 
2013-08-25 06:39:38 AM

steerforth: So Fark has given up on the whole amusing headline thing and is now simply providing a summary of the story as a headline?

All righty then.


You said headline twice.
 
2013-08-25 06:42:06 AM

Just another Heartland Weirdass: He sure showed that turd who's boss

/But who does number two work for?


Funny
 
2013-08-25 06:43:55 AM

red5ish: According to news sources that aren't news4jax.com, the guy has mental disabilities, still lives with his parents at age 29, and isn't let outdoors except to go to the store for groceries.
That little girl was probably one of the few people lucky enough to meet him.


Now he resides in America's largest and premier mental health facility.
 
2013-08-25 06:43:56 AM
That man was just standing his ground against a vicious 9 year old thug. How dare you politically correct fark libtards judge him! The bible says in Jebediah 19:22 that he begat Isaac! ISAAC!
 
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