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(YouTube)   Question and answer portion of the Miss Philippines USA pageant features an homage to Miss Teen South Carolina   (youtube.com) divider line 28
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2013-08-24 09:50:26 PM
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...and should help the Iraq
 
2013-08-24 10:12:56 PM
profound wisdom -- Seeing; now show us your 31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-24 11:43:05 PM
well...  that should help us build up our future.

everywhere, like, such as.
 
2013-08-25 12:02:02 AM
Hooker?
 
2013-08-25 12:17:46 AM
To be fair, that was a farking stupid question.
 
2013-08-25 02:26:00 AM
She flipped out.
 
2013-08-25 02:37:57 AM
The Philippines is the 51st state, right?

Seriously, though, do we really need ethnic-based pageants? I didn't realize the 'regular' Miss USA pageant was only open to profoundly white contestants. Beautiful women are beautiful women, no matter what racial stock they were born out of. Creating a special pageant implies they aren't 'good enough' for a general pageant where a woman of particular ancestry simply cannot compete on even terms.
 
2013-08-25 03:12:12 AM
Next republican candidate? Or am i too soon?
 
2013-08-25 03:17:10 AM

McCaesar: To be fair, that was a farking stupid question.


not the least of which is that the concept of "five senses" is deprecated thanks to nosey neuroscientists. But yeah, possessing only one sense -- doesn't matter which one -- would make one vastly ill-equipped in dealing with reality, and a crippled invalid for the rest of your life. What a horrifying question. It was basically asking "If you had to be handicapped, which handicap would you choose?"
 
2013-08-25 04:54:02 AM
Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer.
 
2013-08-25 05:00:55 AM
The Philippines really drew the short straw in terms of being farked over by history. Between China, Spain, Japan, and the US, they've never really had a chance to just be the Philippines. Hell, the entire country is named after the former king of a country on the other side of the planet.
 
2013-08-25 05:31:09 AM
I sea..
 
2013-08-25 07:06:22 AM
Yes yes, all very interesting dear, now take off your top and get on your knees.


/ziiiiip..
 
2013-08-25 09:29:18 AM
I did not the 5 choices she had to pick? WTF!
 
2013-08-25 09:31:26 AM
Stupidity is an international language.
 
2013-08-25 10:50:49 AM
At least (I'm guessing) English isn't her first language.  Still probably dumb but the crown is still safe with SC.
 
2013-08-25 11:34:12 AM
Seeing, because of all the senses, seeing is believing, and you have to believe what you see, because if you're not believing what you see then you're not seeing it, and if you don't see you can't believe what you could see if you could see it, because you can't see it, so you can't believe it. See?
 
2013-08-25 12:09:36 PM
Women from the Philippines are the best women......
 
2013-08-25 12:15:09 PM
After watching that slow-motion train wreck I'm actually more inclined to believe Ms. Teen S.C.'s excuse that she was just really nervous. You could almost see this girl's gears grinding to a halt. Then she had the sense to snap out of it and pull the plug with a "Thank you everyone."

/still farkin' hilarious.
//would love to see someone hooked up to some kind of brainscan while suffering from stage fright
 
2013-08-25 02:42:20 PM

Ishkur: McCaesar: To be fair, that was a farking stupid question.

not the least of which is that the concept of "five senses" is deprecated thanks to nosey neuroscientists. But yeah, possessing only one sense -- doesn't matter which one -- would make one vastly ill-equipped in dealing with reality, and a crippled invalid for the rest of your life. What a horrifying question. It was basically asking "If you had to be handicapped, which handicap would you choose?"


Minor correction: It's actually, "If you had to be severely handicapped, which combination of four handicaps would you choose?" That only adds to the cruel implications. Holy balls is that an idiotic question (even for a celebration of superficiality).
 
2013-08-25 02:51:23 PM

lantawa: Women from the Philippines are the best women......


If you like a little crazy in your life.
 
2013-08-25 04:38:23 PM
The LBFMs are talking!
 
2013-08-25 05:45:08 PM

Yankees Team Gynecologist: At least (I'm guessing) English isn't her first language.  Still probably dumb but the crown is still safe with SC.


Probably not, but most Filipinos speak English.  That girl is just not very bright.
 
2013-08-25 06:43:17 PM
 Here's the website for the pageant.

http://www.missphilusa.com/

How do you say "who farted y'all" in Tagalog?
www.missphilusa.com

Some of the other contestants are hittable also not as many nursing students as I would think.
www.missphilusa.com
 
2013-08-25 06:54:54 PM
Beauty pageants not brain pageants.
 
2013-08-25 07:08:20 PM
you see.. ethics... ummm.. ahhhhHHH that was not a fair question!
www.socialtechpop.com
 
2013-08-25 07:13:48 PM
I like at 0:45 when you can hear scattered applause, but she continues, "AND...".  The audience was trying to give her a clean break, but she ruined it by not knowing when to shut up.
 
2013-08-26 01:45:21 AM
www.crankycritic.com
 
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