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(CF News 13)   Three bears decide to make a tree their home after getting tired of Goldilocks continually biatching about their beds and porridge   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Goldilocks, Longwood, porridge, game wardens  
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3331 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2013 at 4:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-24 11:33:39 PM

2013-08-25 12:34:33 AM  
I was attacked by a bear once. I just beat him off.
2013-08-25 04:48:10 AM
2013-08-25 04:55:41 AM  
Neighbors say Fish and Wildlife told them to stay away from the bears and they should return to a nearby forest where they probably live.

Strange. Where I'm from the bears all live in condominiums.
2013-08-25 05:54:01 AM  
They gotta sheet sometime.
2013-08-25 07:17:39 AM

/someone had to post it
2013-08-25 07:25:13 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [ image 480x350]

Always Stephen Colbert's #1 threat..........and for a good reason.

/ Not mankind's best friend. That would be a canine.....
2013-08-25 08:21:46 AM  
Screw Goldilocks. You can show up with a tin of cookies and the biatch doesn't even offer you a cup of tea. Worst. Hostess. Evah.
2013-08-25 08:23:15 AM

Those Florida bears sure are funny-looking.
2013-08-25 09:36:11 AM  

optikeye: I was attacked by a bear once. I just beat him off.
2013-08-25 09:46:02 AM  

2013-08-25 10:15:22 AM  
Dear god.  Not a week goes by that I don't see one of my calls make it onto fark.
2013-08-25 08:27:25 PM  
Steve, Richard, and Tom are just trying to save on rent.
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