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(The Raw Story)   Christian writer warns men: Lesbians want to steal your seed and economically enslave you   (rawstory.com) divider line 164
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2013-08-24 02:04:55 PM  
And that closet lesbian Hillary Clinton will become President and make the country a totalitarian Lesbian State. Good bye 'Merica.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-08-24 02:38:38 PM  

Jeep2011: And that closet lesbian Hillary Clinton will become President and make the country a totalitarian Lesbian State. Good bye 'Merica.


I for one welcome our new lesbian overlords!
 
2013-08-24 02:41:48 PM  
P.O.E.
 
2013-08-24 02:45:00 PM  
It won't affect me. My wife beat them to it.
 
2013-08-24 02:48:09 PM  
Because if there's one thing lesbians live for, it's being economically dependent on men.
 
2013-08-24 02:49:51 PM  
i thought that was something all women did. Boy do I feel embarrased.
 
2013-08-24 03:02:43 PM  
No, lesbians want to make softball the national pastime and THEN economically enslave you. They have plenty of gay make friends who will donate their fabulous seed to their machinations towards motherhood...
 
2013-08-24 03:03:21 PM  
No need to steal it, just let me know where I can make a direct deposit.
 
2013-08-24 03:06:46 PM  
"Class 1: Mother-Mother marriages," he predicted that "[w]hen two women marry, it is a three-way contract among two women and the government. Most women will bear children by men outside the marriage - often by pretending they are using birth control when they are not."
He continued, "Entrapped men become economically-conscripted third parties to these marriages, but get nothing in return."

We don't need gay marriage for men to rawdog it, get unmarried women knocked up, and then be on the hook until the kid is 18.

/yet another allegedly heterosexual family values moralizer who has some very strange attitudes about women and vaginas
 
2013-08-24 03:14:53 PM  
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/agrees
//hot
 
2013-08-24 03:15:43 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
This man has nothing to fear from lesbians trying to steal his seed.
Or straight women.
Or gay men.
Or insatiable lustful cockmonsters.
Or anyone.

Ever.
 
2013-08-24 03:32:25 PM  
fireden.net
 
2013-08-24 03:35:09 PM  
Cue the queue of farkers lining up to volunteer....
 
2013-08-24 03:36:36 PM  
I forgot to add...I'll happily give them my seed so long as I can watch....if you know what I mean.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-24 03:46:09 PM  
You can tell by that evil look in their eyes.....

www.advocate.com
 
2013-08-24 03:50:45 PM  

Fark It: We don't need gay marriage for men to rawdog it, get unmarried women knocked up, and then be on the hook until the kid is 18.

/yet another allegedly heterosexual family values moralizer who has some very strange attitudes about women and vaginas


In his eyes, all women need a man, even the ones who don't.
 
2013-08-24 04:01:45 PM  

slayer199: I forgot to add...I'll happily give them my seed so long as I can watch....if you know what I mean.


Watch what? The artificial insemination procedure? Whatever does it for you, I guess.
 
2013-08-24 04:05:29 PM  

Chariset: Fark It: We don't need gay marriage for men to rawdog it, get unmarried women knocked up, and then be on the hook until the kid is 18.

/yet another allegedly heterosexual family values moralizer who has some very strange attitudes about women and vaginas

In his eyes, all women need a man, even the ones who don't.


Especially the ones who don't...

They all live in hopes that The Handmaid's Tale is prophetic...
 
2013-08-24 04:55:56 PM  
There was a topless march in Austin TX about a year ago that I went out to photograph. Never published the photographs because of major drooping and elderly content.

/It was the saddest topless protest ever
 
2013-08-24 04:57:55 PM  

Jeep2011: There was a topless march in Austin TX about a year ago that I went out to photograph. Never published the photographs because of major drooping and elderly content.

/It was the saddest topless protest ever


Wrong damn thread! Sorry.
 
2013-08-24 05:06:45 PM  
I'll skip the seed-stealing part, but the extra income would be handy. And maybe some help with yard work in the summer, vacuuming, etc. Heck, I'd even clear the wasps out of the shed so he'd have a roof over his head.
 
2013-08-24 05:17:31 PM  
Shows what you know, Christian writer.  I jerk off to that dream.
 
2013-08-24 05:18:25 PM  

Nabb1: slayer199: I forgot to add...I'll happily give them my seed so long as I can watch....if you know what I mean.

Watch what? The artificial insemination procedure? Whatever does it for you, I guess.




Don't they make those movies in Japan?
 
2013-08-24 05:19:12 PM  
Will they let us slaves watch?
 
2013-08-24 05:19:58 PM  
FTFA: devious Class-1 lesbians

Holy shiat, that is the best band name EVER! I called it.
 
2013-08-24 05:24:28 PM  
Wait, what?

This guy thinks that lesbian couples are going out clubbing with the express purpose of getting one of them to fark some guy they don't know just so they can get preggers and then stick the guy with child support payments until the kid is 18?

This is a real thing in this guys head?

See now I think this is what happens when you do too much meth and then sit down to read the bible while listening to Tom Lykos on the radio.

Bad combo.
 
2013-08-24 05:26:43 PM  
spectrumculture.com
/Prepared to take that risk.
//Hot like a 3-way
 
2013-08-24 05:26:48 PM  

Jeep2011: Jeep2011: There was a topless march in Austin TX about a year ago that I went out to photograph. Never published the photographs because of major drooping and elderly content.

/It was the saddest topless protest ever

Wrong damn thread! Sorry.


Kinda made some sense IMHO...
 
2013-08-24 05:27:19 PM  
 FTFA: He envisions a world in which women marry women, but keep the fathers of their children around and "combine incomes, double-up on tax-free child support and welfare benefits, decrease costs, and double the human resources available to raise children and run their household," managing, purportedly, to sponge off of a lesbian wife, a cohabitating boyfriend and the government simultaneously.

I don't know what government/welfare benefits have to do with it, but this sounds like an ideal polyamorous environment to raise children....with multiple adult role models, shared domestic and economic responsibilities and maybe getting her wife to rub my ballz while she herself gets Five in the Poo.......then again maybe I've said too much.

In summation, if he wants me to oppose this, he's doing it wrong.

/also, Five In The Poo
 
2013-08-24 05:27:33 PM  
I could have sworn I've heard this tripe before.
 
2013-08-24 05:29:12 PM  

quatchi: This is a real thing in this guys head?


I imagine you and I would be terrified by some of the things that guy believes.
 
2013-08-24 05:30:04 PM  

WordyGrrl: I'll skip the seed-stealing part, but the extra income would be handy. And maybe some help with yard work in the summer, vacuuming, etc. Heck, I'd even clear the wasps out of the shed so he'd have a roof over his head.


Well hell, just rent the damned shed out.

(Article was hilarious, thanks subs.)
 
2013-08-24 05:30:06 PM  

WordyGrrl: I'll skip the seed-stealing part, but the extra income would be handy. And maybe some help with yard work in the summer, vacuuming, etc. Heck, I'd even clear the wasps out of the shed so he'd have a roof over his head.


That's all I ever really wanted out of life.
 
2013-08-24 05:32:57 PM  
Gays and Lesbians combined make up less than 10% of the general population.

Unless every single farking one of us is secretly an unethical and amoral sociopath, you probably have little to fear from the crime wave that's so sure to follow after we're given equal protection before the law.
 
2013-08-24 05:33:10 PM  

FloydA: img.fark.net
This man has nothing to fear from lesbians trying to steal his seed.
Or straight women.
Or gay men.
Or insatiable lustful cockmonsters.
Or anyone.

Ever.


This man has never seen the inside of a vagina.
 
2013-08-24 05:34:02 PM  
Great! The wife is out of town this weekend...
 
2013-08-24 05:35:55 PM  
Insert WTF-am-I-reading picture here.  Seriously, this guy is just plain nuts.
 
2013-08-24 05:36:18 PM  
All joking aside.... That actually sounds like my first wife.
 
2013-08-24 05:36:54 PM  
This is a repat from a few months ago... It had over 200+ comments.
 
2013-08-24 05:42:14 PM  

Great_Milenko: FloydA:
This man has nothing to fear from lesbians trying to steal his seed.
Or straight women.
Or gay men.
Or insatiable lustful cockmonsters.
Or anyone.

Ever.

This man has never seen the inside of a vagina.


That's a guy?!
 
2013-08-24 05:44:27 PM  

hubiestubert: No, lesbians want to make softball the national pastime and THEN economically enslave you. They have plenty of gay make friends who will donate their fabulous seed to their machinations towards motherhood...


But what about those of us who suck at softball? How are we supposed to go about economically enslaving men if we aren't even any good at our new national past time?

Seriously though, has this guy been watching the L Word and gotten confused that it's a terribly written TV show and not a documentary? There was an early season plot point where two of the characters who were trying to have a baby but were having difficulty finding a donor decide to invite a guy home for a threesome and the guy figures out at the last minute that they're trying to use him to get knocked up.
 
2013-08-24 05:48:15 PM  
lesbians want MY seed?

Where the fark do i sign up?
 
2013-08-24 05:54:47 PM  

red5ish: quatchi: This is a real thing in this guys head?

I imagine you and I would be terrified by some of the things that guy believes.


Agreed!

Also... I really don't wanna peek inside this guy's pr0n files. Not even once.
 
2013-08-24 05:56:20 PM  

Nabb1: It won't affect me. My wife beat them to it.


Ambivalence: i thought that was something all women did. Boy do I feel embarrased.


Ontos: All joking aside.... That actually sounds like my first wife.


Came for these, will add my own:

And this is different from any other type of woman how?
 
2013-08-24 05:58:25 PM  
If I'm going to have some kind of overly convoluted supervillain plan of stealing some guy's spooge just to knock myself up and deal with the subsequent horrors that come with carrying a child and then the next 18 years of raising the kid, I'm not going to target some delusional right-wing christian misogynist whackjob with inbred genes that reads shiat like that.
 
2013-08-24 05:58:54 PM  

Great_Milenko: This man has never seen the inside of a vagina.


Despair thy charm;
And let the angel whom thou still hast serv'd
Tell thee, Macduff was from his mother's womb
Untimely ripp'd.
 
2013-08-24 05:59:26 PM  
Are they Gold Star lesbians?
 
2013-08-24 06:04:50 PM  
Mr. Usher has presented this argument previously.

It is no more convincing now than it was when he first authored the claims.
 
2013-08-24 06:07:38 PM  
meta.filesmelt.com

The resemblence is uncanny.
 
2013-08-24 06:08:22 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: P.O.E.


Even on a Saturday  ( ºДº)  ?
 
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