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(Mirror.co.uk)   Documentary claiming Hitler was a hypochondriac, manic depressive with Parkinson's, allegedly deformed genitals and an almost non-existent sex drive is bound to create a fuhrer   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 55
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2013-08-24 02:47:16 PM
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2013-08-24 02:58:06 PM
He also allegedly molested his niece.

Apparently he likes to keep it in the family, which is why he had trouble with anyone else
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-24 03:38:38 PM
Most of that is old news.
 
2013-08-24 03:47:52 PM
Was he Eric the Midget?
 
2013-08-24 04:56:20 PM
Ah, the history channel has released it's fall programming, I see.
 
2013-08-24 05:18:30 PM
Man, his fans are gonna be mad...
 
2013-08-24 05:18:35 PM
Well I imagine it would difficult having a sex drive when you whacking everyone off. Baddaboom-sis
 
2013-08-24 05:21:47 PM

vesalius: Ah, the history channel has released it's fall programming, I see.


National Geographic channel.  History Channel did this in 2008.
 
2013-08-24 05:29:23 PM
He also would clip his nails and leave the clippings everywhere
 
2013-08-24 05:34:15 PM
Deformed genitals?  Like a circumcision accident?
 
2013-08-24 05:41:04 PM

cman: He also allegedly molested his niece.

Apparently he likes to keep it in the family, which is why he had trouble with anyone else


Why don't you have a Sieg over there?

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2013-08-24 05:45:21 PM
Uh yeah...

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2013-08-24 05:46:55 PM
Hitler thread? Yup it's a hitler thread MUST POST ALL FUNNY HITLER PICS
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2013-08-24 05:53:35 PM
He also seemed to be allergic to Jews. Although I can only reference anecdotal evidence.
 
2013-08-24 05:57:18 PM
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor Goebbels has no balls at all.
 
2013-08-24 06:16:21 PM

vesalius: Ah, the history channel has released it's fall programming, I see.


Haven't watched the History Channel in awhile have we?
 
2013-08-24 06:33:40 PM

minoridiot: Deformed genitals?  Like a circumcision accident?


Or a broccoli?
 
2013-08-24 06:34:17 PM
Years ago there was video on the Internet of Hitler in the stands at the Olympics rocking like farking Rain Man, with everyone around him looking away and trying to ignore it. I can't find that video anymore. Pretty crazy.
 
2013-08-24 06:40:01 PM
They left out that Hitler was a mean drunk.
 
2013-08-24 06:53:12 PM
Wow. You'd think that after 70 years, peoples butthurt would of died down a bit.

/Hitler said to the jewish people: "come to my party. it'll be a gas."
//Hitler wanted to deport the Jewish people to somewhere around Africa, but the logistics were not feasible, so plan b happened via his minions.
///SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!
 
2013-08-24 06:55:00 PM

Old enough to know better: vesalius: Ah, the history channel has released it's fall programming, I see.

Haven't watched the History Channel in awhile have we?


That's what I was thinking.  It would be a tremendous improvement if they reverted back to the 24/7 Hitler channel.  Now they take a few elements such as haggling over junk, rednecks, people with dangerous jobs, etc. and put a couple together to make a show.  The closest thing to "history" that they seem to touch on is stuff like "Nostradamus predicts 9/11 (or whatever)" and "Ancient Aliens."
 
2013-08-24 07:08:10 PM
"an almost non-existent sex drive"

Eva: Er liebt mir, er liebt mir nicht.
Er liebt mir, er liebt mir nicht.
Du liebst mir nicht!

Hitler: I lieb ya, baby, I lieb ya!  Now lieb me alone.
 
2013-08-24 07:10:40 PM

syrynxx: "an almost non-existent sex drive"

Eva: Er liebt mir, er liebt mir nicht.
Er liebt mir, er liebt mir nicht.
Du liebst mir nicht!

Hitler: I lieb ya, baby, I lieb ya!  Now lieb me alone.


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2013-08-24 07:40:47 PM

Hoban Washburne: It would be a tremendous improvement if they reverted back to the 24/7 Hitler channel.


Was thinking the same thing. This shows how low things have gotten.

/Now I has sads...
 
2013-08-24 07:47:11 PM
Adolph was a nice, caring guy. Very charming.

It was when he was Der Fuhrer when he was delusional and ranting.

/// Yes. I did finish watching Downfall.
//// That's where the "Hitler finds out" meme came from.
// At that scene it's only 1/3 of the way into to the movie!
 
2013-08-24 08:41:31 PM

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2013-08-24 08:42:36 PM

bearded clamorer: minoridiot: Deformed genitals?  Like a circumcision accident?

Or a broccoli?


Apparently, only had 1 testicle.  Like Lance Armstrong.
 
2013-08-24 09:16:55 PM
 
2013-08-24 11:12:04 PM
Of course it's easier for people to believe that Hitler was some freak. They just couldn't comprehend that perhaps he was ordinary in every way.
 
2013-08-25 12:10:28 AM
Erich Fromm: The Anatomy of Human Destructiveness
/best source material on Hitler's personality. Leaves nothing out.
 
2013-08-25 12:16:23 AM

President Merkin Muffley: Of course it's easier for people to believe that Hitler was some freak. They just couldn't comprehend that perhaps he was ordinary in every way.


Funny, this doesn't LOOK like Stormfront...
/Here's your hood
//What's your hurry?
 
2013-08-25 12:18:35 AM
None of you are funny trying to ridicule mein fuhrer. He was and is a great man.
 
2013-08-25 12:26:29 AM
No JCP Hitler tea kettle? :-(
 
2013-08-25 12:50:33 AM

shanrick: Was he Eric the Midget?


Thats.... Eric.... The..........Actor....

......shiathead.

/balloons
 
2013-08-25 01:11:16 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Years ago there was video on the Internet of Hitler in the stands at the Olympics rocking like farking Rain Man, with everyone around him looking away and trying to ignore it. I can't find that video anymore. Pretty crazy.


I saw that on TV as well a few years ago.  Very creepy
 
2013-08-25 02:01:11 AM
Yes, because people on meth are known for low sex drives.
 
2013-08-25 02:45:47 AM

Lars The Canadian Viking: Yes, because people on meth are known for low sex drives.


Lolright? A guy around here had been up for two weeks already, slammed a huge load of crystal, and wondered onto some ladies property and raped two of her goats (or maybe it was sheep) then took off down the road. I guess she got him in the act and called the cops, who caught up with him like a mile later, the front of his shirt covered in blood from the multi animal rape fest.
 
2013-08-25 04:27:59 AM
It seems like we're almost trying too hard. Why can't Hitler simply be one of the most atrocious human beings to exist? Why must we also find him to have been [insert stupid shiat]?
 
2013-08-25 05:41:27 AM
A professor of mine in college used to make the claim that Hitler liked to pee on Eva Braun. I have no idea where he got this. At anyrate, I think we need to stop excusing this behavior as drugs etc. He wanted to be a leader and he hated Jews. There is nothing that bizarre about it. Lots of people hated Jews back then. Hell, a lot of germans still hate jews, they like to pretend like they dont but they do. Now they blame them for the bad wrap they got in the WWII, which makes no farking sense at all.
 
2013-08-25 07:06:31 AM

ace in your face: A professor of mine in college used to make the claim that Hitler liked to pee on Eva Braun. I have no idea where he got this. At anyrate, I think we need to stop excusing this behavior as drugs etc. He wanted to be a leader and he hated Jews. There is nothing that bizarre about it. Lots of people hated Jews back then. Hell, a lot of germans still hate jews, they like to pretend like they dont but they do. Now they blame them for the bad wrap they got in the WWII, which makes no farking sense at all.


I actually heard it the other way around..That the H man liked to have Eva pee on him..
 
2013-08-25 08:33:26 AM

minoridiot: Deformed genitals?  Like a circumcision accident?


Hitler had only just one ball.
 
2013-08-25 11:34:32 AM
Allegations of Hitler having deformed genitals have been around since his own time. Ever heard the whistling song from Bridge on the River Kwai? Bet you didn't know it had lyrics:

Hitler has only got one ball
Goering has two but they are small
Himmler has something sim'ler
And I hear Eichmann has no balls at all!


Dates back as far as the war. But as far as I know, the other things in this documentary are new.
 
2013-08-25 11:46:28 AM

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: It seems like we're almost trying too hard. Why can't Hitler simply be one of the most atrocious human beings to exist? Why must we also find him to have been [insert stupid shiat]?


We have probably been trying to cast him as someone unusually nefarious for the past 60 years because otherwise it would uncomfortably suggest that a major world power with an educated citizentry could readily be encouraged by a charismatic leader to commit atrocities during times of economic and social stress.

If he is unique satan-spawn, it could never happen anywhere else...or over here. See: Stanford Prison Experiment.

60 years of propaganda and various postwar national interests might also have something to do with it.
 
2013-08-25 12:12:38 PM
Cocaine, greenies, and condemning entire races of people to death is no way to go through life, son.
 
2013-08-25 01:14:48 PM

CapnPlaty: minoridiot: Deformed genitals?  Like a circumcision accident?

Hitler had only just one ball.


And the orchestra was fantastic...
 
2013-08-25 02:53:24 PM

HaveTrowelWillTravel: Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: It seems like we're almost trying too hard. Why can't Hitler simply be one of the most atrocious human beings to exist? Why must we also find him to have been [insert stupid shiat]?

We have probably been trying to cast him as someone unusually nefarious for the past 60 years because otherwise it would uncomfortably suggest that a major world power with an educated citizentry could readily be encouraged by a charismatic leader to commit atrocities during times of economic and social stress.

If he is unique satan-spawn, it could never happen anywhere else...or over here. See: Stanford Prison Experiment.


That highlighted part is why it'll never happen in the US, and certainly not on a national scale.
 
2013-08-25 02:56:18 PM
HaveTrowelWillTravel: We have probably been trying to cast him as someone unusually nefarious for the past 60 years because otherwise it would uncomfortably suggest that a major world power with an educated citizentry could readily be encouraged by a charismatic leader to commit atrocities during times of economic and social stress.

This. Plus, technology. Does anyone really think that if Ghengis Khan, Alexander the Great and various Russian czars (to name a few) had access to Panzer tanks, Junker JU-88's, nerve gas and Zyklon B they'd be all "Oh no! We can't use THOSE, that's cheating!".

No, me either.

If he is unique satan-spawn, it could never happen anywhere else...or over here. See: Stanford Prison Experiment.

Again, this.
 
2013-08-25 03:10:24 PM

CWeinerWV: shower_in_my_socks: Years ago there was video on the Internet of Hitler in the stands at the Olympics rocking like farking Rain Man, with everyone around him looking away and trying to ignore it. I can't find that video anymore. Pretty crazy.

I saw that on TV as well a few years ago.  Very creepy


If anyone can find this video please post it cause I want to see it.
 
2013-08-25 04:15:32 PM

Vash's Apprentice: President Merkin Muffley: Of course it's easier for people to believe that Hitler was some freak. They just couldn't comprehend that perhaps he was ordinary in every way.

Funny, this doesn't LOOK like Stormfront...
/Here's your hood
//What's your hurry?


Or he was making the point that even perfectly ordinary people can be evil.
 
2013-08-25 04:39:15 PM

Vash's Apprentice: President Merkin Muffley: Of course it's easier for people to believe that Hitler was some freak. They just couldn't comprehend that perhaps he was ordinary in every way.

Funny, this doesn't LOOK like Stormfront...
/Here's your hood
//What's your hurry?


I was merely stating that small minded people such as yourself can't comprehend that everyday people just like them could be responsible for such atrocities. It becomes necessary for such people to invent things in order to classify the bad person as 'different' or 'other'.

Of course you wouldn't understand that because you're an idiot.
 
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