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(New York Daily News)   As *NSYNC reunites, where are all the boy bands of yesteryear?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 35
    More: Interesting, MTV Video Music Awards, NSYNC, Joey Fatone, Twitpic, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Justin Timberlake, Chris Kirkpatrick  
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2013-08-24 11:32:33 AM
Hopefully, they're all dead.
 
2013-08-24 12:10:38 PM
Out of sight.  Out of mind.
 
2013-08-24 04:02:07 PM
Why do you ask?
 
2013-08-24 04:10:57 PM
No mention of this guys? Get real.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-24 04:22:21 PM
As much as I WANT to hate Justin Timberlake, I have to give him respect for being a genuinely talented person, with an awesome sense of humor and unparallel skills at making the panties of AAA level hotties fall to the floor. You have to give credit where credit is due.
 
2013-08-24 04:26:30 PM

Mad_Radhu: As much as I WANT to hate Justin Timberlake, I have to give him respect for being a genuinely talented person, with an awesome sense of humor and unparallel skills at making the panties of AAA level hotties fall to the floor slut with penis. You have to give credit where credit is due.

 
2013-08-24 04:30:16 PM
I thought the 'NSYNC reunion was dismissed as a rumor by a member of the band.  I think it was Lance Bass who said that it wasn't happening or something to that effect.
 
2013-08-24 04:40:42 PM
Slide one of forty-four?
Whoever submitted this should be ground up into dog food.
 
2013-08-24 04:44:35 PM

LewDux: Mad_Radhu: As much as I WANT to hate Justin Timberlake, I have to give him respect for being a genuinely talented person, with an awesome sense of humor and unparallel skills at making the panties of AAA level hotties fall to the floor slut with penis. You have to give credit where credit is due.


I'd like to think that at first, he'll date a popular female singer. Publicly, they claim to be virgins but, privately, he hit it.

Then-then, he'll make love with women so beautiful and so often, that it won't be enough for him, and he'll, I don't know maybe try some stuff with guys. I mean he'll be straight! But, uh, well, never mind, forget that part, everything else will come true but forget that part.
 
2013-08-24 04:44:40 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-24 04:47:46 PM
in hell where they belong, hopefully
 
2013-08-24 05:00:28 PM
What, no word on Fingerbang?

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-24 05:15:06 PM

Mad_Radhu: As much as I WANT to hate Justin Timberlake, I have to give him respect for being a genuinely talented person, with an awesome sense of humor and unparalleled skills at making the panties of AAA level hotties fall to the floor. You have to give credit where credit is due.


These guys don't think you know the meaning of that word.

www.nypost.com
theaudracatalog.com
upload.wikimedia.org
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-08-24 05:15:33 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Some are doing pretty well for themselves.

/not listed in article, but their ripoffs are?
 
2013-08-24 05:20:14 PM
Who the fark believes the Temptations were a boy band?  GAAAAAH
 
2013-08-24 05:35:15 PM
they're not boy bands,
they're mannequins.

Boy bands would actually play music
 
2013-08-24 06:23:40 PM
The Sex Pistols were a boy band.

Temptations oh hellz no!
 
2013-08-24 06:33:42 PM

rocky_howard: No mention of this guys? Get real.

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Came here to lament the lack of Take That, who were megastars, broke up, and reunited and became huge again. To say nothing of Robbie Williams' success.
 
2013-08-24 06:52:41 PM

loser0: [upload.wikimedia.org image 427x600]
Some are doing pretty well for themselves.

/not listed in article, but their ripoffs are?


The Beatles were NOT A FARKIN' BOY BAND.

I'm not sure if you know this, but they actually wrote their own songs, and played the actual instruments you hear in their recordings.

Unlike what boy bands do.
 
2013-08-24 07:59:56 PM

Kyosuke: loser0: [upload.wikimedia.org image 427x600]
Some are doing pretty well for themselves.

/not listed in article, but their ripoffs are?

The Beatles were NOT A FARKIN' BOY BAND.

I'm not sure if you know this, but they actually wrote their own songs, and played the actual instruments you hear in their recordings.

Unlike what boy bands do.


That has nothing to do with it. Boy bands are assembled by a producer who holds a casting call and runs the operation. The Monkees wrote some of their own songs (every album had at least one Michael Nesmith composition until he quit) and played actual instruments when they were allowed, but they were a boy band. The Beatles recorded plenty of covers and often used other musicians, but they formed organically.
 
2013-08-24 08:26:21 PM
I remember the break up - the UK government had to set up counselling phone lines for suicidal fans...


rbaron71: rocky_howard: No mention of this guys? Get real.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

Came here to lament the lack of Take That, who were megastars, broke up, and reunited and became huge again. To say nothing of Robbie Williams' success.

 
2013-08-24 08:31:47 PM
I have a friend whose "go-to" pick-up line was (maybe still is..?):  "Hey, baby ... I used to be in Color Me Badd."

Most of the women he'd tried it on actually believed him, because (1) he had that "aging pretty-boy" look, and (2) who would dishonestly claim to have been a member of Color Me Badd..?
 
2013-08-24 08:56:25 PM
I don't know about where boy bands are, but I thought I saw something about the Sherminator from the American Pie movies is now a sushi waiter at Nobu in LA.
 
2013-08-24 09:13:22 PM
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After growing from boyz II men, backstreet's back at the fry station, where it's 98 degrees... and rising.
 
2013-08-25 12:15:07 AM

noazark: who would dishonestly claim to have been a member of Color Me Badd..?


Somebody who would wanna sex you up?
 
2013-08-25 02:41:46 AM

cyberspacedout: noazark: who would dishonestly claim to have been a member of Color Me Badd..?

Somebody who would wanna sex you up?




rocky_howard: No mention of this guys? Get real.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


the guy in the front looks like he is talking a shiat
 
2013-08-25 06:51:07 AM
Either dead, doing gay porn on meth, or flipping burgers. Or all three.
 
2013-08-25 06:57:39 AM

cyberspacedout: noazark: who would dishonestly claim to have been a member of Color Me Badd..?

Somebody who would wanna sex you up?


Not only did that song suck, but it had one of the stupidest lyrics ever: "We'll make love until we both wake up".

WTF?

How are they having sex while asleep? Are they sleep-f*cking? Are they tripping on Ambien? Are the other band members moving their unconscious bodies around "Weekend At Bernie's" style?
 
2013-08-25 07:55:32 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: cyberspacedout: noazark: who would dishonestly claim to have been a member of Color Me Badd..?

Somebody who would wanna sex you up?

Not only did that song suck, but it had one of the stupidest lyrics ever: "We'll make love until we both wake up".


What's up with "Kiss the sky" line? You can't kiss the sky, it's way too high, if you try walking that high with open mouth you will certainly die.

"And a freight train running through the
Middle of my head"

First of all, freight trains are very big, they can't fit in human or even elephant head. More importantly trains can't run because they don't have legs
 
2013-08-25 12:00:42 PM
Backstreet's back cleaning out the grease traps all right!
 
2013-08-25 12:21:44 PM
Tell my why
You wanna supersize it
Tell me why
That's likely why your pants don't fit
Tell my why
And you're always feeling old and tired --
Your cou-pon's ex-pired.
 
2013-08-25 01:06:42 PM
Missing from the list:
static.guim.co.uk

/"One Bad Apple" was originally offered to the J5, but they passed on it
 
2013-08-25 02:50:54 PM
 ♪ Prooooduuuuce is thaaaaaaat waaaaay. ♪
 
2013-08-25 05:00:28 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: cyberspacedout: noazark: who would dishonestly claim to have been a member of Color Me Badd..?

Somebody who would wanna sex you up?

Not only did that song suck, but it had one of the stupidest lyrics ever: "We'll make love until we both wake up".

WTF?

How are they having sex while asleep? Are they sleep-f*cking? Are they tripping on Ambien? Are the other band members moving their unconscious bodies around "Weekend At Bernie's" style?


Possibly: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_ sex

The lyric "I adore mi amor" is pretty stupid, too.
 
2013-08-25 08:33:03 PM
OMG. Backstreet Boys' new album is so bad.

I was a hardcore, go-all-out fan back in the day. I bought the album thinking "woohoo! yester-year fun time for me!" Ah hell no. It's so horrible.

"Madalaine... what's up.... with the tears.... running down your face?"

HELLO, guys, we have all grown up, just as you have, and it's ok to write sentences like an adult for your songs.

I sold it at my yard sale yesterday for $1.
 
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