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(E! Online)   Eminem manages to offend everyone with his very first post on Instagram. Nice to see he still has to try to generate controversy in a desperate bid to maintain relevance   (eonline.com) divider line 76
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2013-08-24 11:13:32 AM
Eminem rules. Ice Ice Baby was the bomb. Too bad Queen ripped him off.
 
2013-08-24 11:29:08 AM
Want to impress me, show me a diploma.
 
2013-08-24 11:45:44 AM
You're too old, let go, it's over.
 
2013-08-24 12:28:28 PM
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RIP
 
2013-08-24 01:43:37 PM
Eminem manages to offend bore everyone with his very Boobies on Instagram.

FTFY, subby.
 
2013-08-24 01:49:46 PM
If you cannot take a middle finger or two, you might want to get off the internet now.  It only gets more offensive from there.
 
2013-08-24 02:19:47 PM
Who?
 
2013-08-24 02:20:47 PM

Apos: Eminem manages to offend bore everyone with his very Boobies on Instagram.

FTFY, subby.


heh.
 
2013-08-24 02:22:37 PM
Yes, Marshall, we all miss Strong Bad

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2013-08-24 02:24:02 PM
Did he start going door-to-door yet, trying to personally shock everyone? I mean, he doesn't sport ghoulishly pale skin or wear gender-bending make-up, but I guess middle-fingers on Instagram is a start.
 
2013-08-24 02:26:33 PM
In the photo, an open laptop sits on a desk. Displayed on the computer's screen is a dark shot of Eminem holding up both of his middle fingers to the camera under a bright light.

9/10
/obscure
 
2013-08-24 02:27:41 PM
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Goddamned it M&M if you're going to flip the bird then farking do it right.
 
2013-08-24 02:28:16 PM
That was actually also my first Instagram post. I did it on the day it was released for Android, aimed at all the iDrones who were crying about not being superior and exclusive any more. That was also the last time I used Instagram.
 
2013-08-24 02:28:35 PM
Recovery was an AMAZING album and Em's still one of the best lyricists out there. Don't hate.
 
2013-08-24 02:31:54 PM
Flipping the bird? TWICE?!

Too edgy for me, man. I'm going to go back to watching incest rape porn on the Internet.
 
2013-08-24 02:32:06 PM
Does he still hate his mom?
 
2013-08-24 02:32:25 PM
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To Instagram everything you ever wanted. One moment.
Would you capture it?
Oor just let it slip?


/Yo
 
2013-08-24 02:39:59 PM
Earlier this week, Eminem, titled "Survival." The track will not only will appear on his upcoming eighth studio album but is also featured in  Call of Duty: Ghosts, the latest installment in Activision's first-person shooter franchise (hitting stores on Nov. 5).

This was just a calculated publicity stunt. Nothing to see here.
 
2013-08-24 02:40:40 PM

Zombie DJ: Want to impress me, show me a diploma.


<i>
I don't own no diploma for school - I quit!
So there's nothing for me to fall back on
I know no other traits
So you'd better trade you farking mics in for some tool boxes
Cause you'll never take my pride from me
I'l have to be pried from me
So pull out your pliers and your screwdrivers
But I want you to doubt me
I don't want you to believe
Cause this is something that I must use to succeed
</i>

From his latest single, Survival.
 
2013-08-24 02:40:49 PM

Zombie DJ: Want to impress me, show me a diploma.


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I'll a show you a diploma!  I'm a diploma!
 
2013-08-24 02:42:46 PM
It's pretty farked up he almost played the lead in Elysium.  Thank heavens he didn't.
 
2013-08-24 02:46:08 PM
I know some insanely stupid people with diplomas. College means nothing. A simple five minute conversation with someone can reveal how intelligent they are if you ask the right questions. Just look at teachers. Most are supremely oblivious to the complex network systems which surround them.
 
2013-08-24 02:54:27 PM
He's still better than 99% of the crap that they blare out on the radio, 24/7.  And that includes 'your' favorites, too.
 
2013-08-24 02:59:56 PM

Mugato: Eminem rules. Ice Ice Baby was the bomb. Too bad Queen ripped him off.


I lol'd.
 
2013-08-24 03:09:40 PM
When did "offend" come to mean "bore"?
 
2013-08-24 03:11:31 PM
Does anyone actually give a shiat?
 
2013-08-24 03:12:54 PM

The Bunyip: Did he start going door-to-door yet, trying to personally shock everyone? I mean, he doesn't sport ghoulishly pale skin or wear gender-bending make-up, but I guess middle-fingers on Instagram is a start.


Like Obama pushing his economic policies, Eminem will have an opportunity to take an Airstream all across the country and sell his next release one person at a time
 
2013-08-24 03:18:23 PM
DUDE!!! No NSFW??  The bird is hardcore; two is crossing the line.
 
2013-08-24 03:19:31 PM

poot_rootbeer: When did "offend" come to mean "bore"?


Around the same time that "manages" came to mean "desperately tries to in an attempt to be still considered relevant."

Dear Eminem; the finger is not "shocking" or "offensive."  Try shooting heroin into your eyeball; that'll really freak out the uptight squares.
 
2013-08-24 03:20:34 PM
Homer Simpson did it first(and frankly, better):


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2013-08-24 03:27:24 PM
Anyone "offended" by the middle finger should probably just go ahead and eat a bullet right now.
 
2013-08-24 03:32:23 PM
His entire thing is how he's tortured and misunderstood, so what do you do when no one hates you and you've gained acceptance? Keep giving them the finger until they hate you again.

Sorry, not working anymore. We all accept you, and don't hate you at all. We wish you the best.

/*hugs*
 
2013-08-24 03:49:27 PM

PapaChester: I know some insanely stupid people with diplomas. College means nothing. A simple five minute conversation with someone can reveal how intelligent they are if you ask the right questions. Just look at teachers. Most are supremely oblivious to the complex network systems which surround them.


Agreed. College is mostly bullshiat.

/i have a master's degree, so i'd know
 
2013-08-24 03:50:48 PM
You know...I don't like hip-hop or whatever the hell the genre is calling itself now, but I've always at least given Em credit for at least trying to write shiat that makes sense. Sort of.

When a lot of other mainstream rappers open their gold-filled mouths, the derp that comes out could put a Tea Party rally to shame, assuming that actual English-speaking people can even understand a word of it.
 
2013-08-24 03:53:21 PM
Dear Marshall:

Let me quote you some of your flow from "The Eminem Show":

You're too old, let go, it's over.

You wrote those words.  Live by them.  Don't turn into the male Madonna and try to be relevant to the kids.  You're a multi-millionaire, appreciated as an artist, will probably get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in a few years.  Flipping double birds on Instagram?  BORING.
 
2013-08-24 03:53:56 PM

rocky_howard: Earlier this week, Eminem, titled "Survival." The track will not only will appear on his upcoming eighth studio album but is also featured in  Call of Duty: Ghosts, the latest installment in Activision's first-person shooter franchise (hitting stores on Nov. 5).

This was just a calculated publicity stunt. Nothing to see here.


Flipping the bird on Instagram is a calculated publicity stunt in your world?  Remind me to never have you plan my events.
 
2013-08-24 03:55:01 PM

eddiesocket: Anyone "offended" by the middle finger should probably just go ahead and eat a bullet right now.


Apparently submitter and half of this thread are in the fainting couch industry.
 
2013-08-24 03:56:46 PM

optional: PapaChester: I know some insanely stupid people with diplomas. College means nothing. A simple five minute conversation with someone can reveal how intelligent they are if you ask the right questions. Just look at teachers. Most are supremely oblivious to the complex network systems which surround them.

Agreed. College is mostly bullshiat.

/i have a master's degree, so i'd know


My sister has a master's in Pyschology yet she's still a Republican who supports the tea party. College doesn't mean shiat,anyone can get a degree that they can't get a job with.
 
2013-08-24 04:05:10 PM

A Terrible Human: optional: PapaChester: I know some insanely stupid people with diplomas. College means nothing. A simple five minute conversation with someone can reveal how intelligent they are if you ask the right questions. Just look at teachers. Most are supremely oblivious to the complex network systems which surround them.

Agreed. College is mostly bullshiat.

/i have a master's degree, so i'd know

My sister has a master's in Pyschology yet she's still a Republican who supports the tea party. College doesn't mean shiat,anyone can get a degree that they can't get a job with.


Yeah. Businesses really need to stop expecting people to have degrees. Degrees aren't usually helpful when it comes to getting jobs, so there's no point, and it just forces kids to go into debt.
 
2013-08-24 04:07:12 PM

Marisyana: Dear Marshall:

Let me quote you some of your flow from "The Eminem Show":

You're too old, let go, it's over.

You wrote those words.  Live by them.  Don't turn into the male Madonna and try to be relevant to the kids.  You're a multi-millionaire, appreciated as an artist, will probably get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in a few years.  Flipping double birds on Instagram?  BORING.


Why the hell do people actually believe this was an attempt to "generate controversy" or stay relevant? It was clearly just a goof. Literally no one following Eminem on Instagram could possibly be offended.
 
2013-08-24 04:11:14 PM
M&M is 40.

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40.
 
2013-08-24 04:12:09 PM
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This picture just makes me laugh. Right back atcha Eminem.
 
2013-08-24 04:18:51 PM
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2013-08-24 04:19:56 PM
no one has ever flipped the camera off before and this is the first time it has ever happened and it is original
 
2013-08-24 04:21:13 PM
A Terrible Human My sister has a master's in Pyschology yet she's still a Republican who supports the tea party. College doesn't mean shiat,anyone can get a degree that they can't get a job with.

Tea Party? this is Fark, dude-all they wanna know here is how closely does your sister resemble Rainbow Brite?

I wonder who E's Dr. Nick is. It's sad that Eminem broke thru mocking Bill Clinton's bj hypocrisy then in 2002 he's f-bombing Tipper Gore then 2 years later he's releasing "Vote For Al" videos? Meh-for whatever reason, you can't brag about not going to MSU then be an advocate for anything.

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2013-08-24 04:22:37 PM
In all fairness that would have been edgy back in the 1950s when he was born.
 
2013-08-24 04:24:00 PM

BSABSVR: rocky_howard: Earlier this week, Eminem, titled "Survival." The track will not only will appear on his upcoming eighth studio album but is also featured in  Call of Duty: Ghosts, the latest installment in Activision's first-person shooter franchise (hitting stores on Nov. 5).

This was just a calculated publicity stunt. Nothing to see here.

Flipping the bird on Instagram is a calculated publicity stunt in your world?  Remind me to never have you plan my events.


1.- It's not simply "flipping the bird on Instagram". It's his "first Instagram post ever". That's entertainment schlock news right there.

2.- The article clearly pointed out to his recently released song and a coming soon game where it will show up. I'm sure it was just a coincidence.

3.- Everybody is mentioning the bird flipping, and then attaching the song release / game release note at the end.

4.- Learn2Entertainment.
 
2013-08-24 04:25:11 PM
If Mr. Mathers wants people to look at his instagram pics, he should aim his camera at his daughter.
 
2013-08-24 04:30:48 PM

optional: Yeah. Businesses really need to stop expecting people to have degrees. Degrees aren't usually helpful when it comes to getting jobs, so there's no point, and it just forces kids to go into debt.


Yeah cause she's totally gonna get a job any second with that useful master's in psychology....any second now just wait for it.
 
2013-08-24 04:41:51 PM
I'm not offended.

I would have to care to be offended.
 
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