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(Examiner)   Chicago woman arrested for biting her cousin's nose off during a fight. And you thought your family tree had a few bad branches   (examiner.com) divider line 32
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2013-08-24 09:06:56 AM
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Still... could be worse. My nose could be gushing blood.
 
2013-08-24 10:49:20 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
Terrorized my niece with this little gambit yesterday.
 
2013-08-24 10:51:34 AM
I couldn't click through the ads to get to the article; I'll have to take subby's word on this one.

At some point, Drew's whole business plan revolving around linking to news sites is going to be unpossible.
 
2013-08-24 10:54:37 AM
Knows about losing a nose to a cousin:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-24 10:57:32 AM
Noses run in their Family.
 
2013-08-24 11:01:00 AM
But was she, at any time, a Saigon whore?

/obscure?
 
2013-08-24 11:01:21 AM
Chicago? Obama could have been Dameeka's cousins nose.
 
2013-08-24 11:03:29 AM
Pfft.

My family conspired to let my 34 year old stepbrother with heart problems die of a heart attack before calling 911 for an ambulance.

And then my father married his widowed wife.

nose-biting....lol  oh yeah, that's just horrible.
 
2013-08-24 11:06:20 AM
Just the nose?  Amateur.

cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2013-08-24 11:07:28 AM
Chicago rules, Biatch.
 
2013-08-24 11:08:12 AM

Infernalist: Pfft.

My family conspired to let my 34 year old stepbrother with heart problems die of a heart attack before calling 911 for an ambulance.

And then my father married his widowed wife.

nose-biting....lol  oh yeah, that's just horrible.


LOL WUT?
 
2013-08-24 11:12:15 AM
SUBBY:  Don't you know only white people inbreed?

Although living in ghetto ass Chicago will produce the same results, without the genetic excuses.
 
2013-08-24 11:16:59 AM

Infernalist: Pfft.

My family conspired to let my 34 year old stepbrother with heart problems die of a heart attack before calling 911 for an ambulance.

And then my father married his widowed wife.

nose-biting....lol  oh yeah, that's just horrible.


You can't post a statement like that without posting a pic of your sister-in-law/stepmother, so Fark can vote on whether or not it was justifiable homicide.
 
2013-08-24 11:16:59 AM
Wanted for questioning:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-24 11:18:52 AM

Infernalist: Pfft.

My family conspired to let my 34 year old stepbrother with heart problems die of a heart attack before calling 911 for an ambulance.

And then my father married his widowed wife.

nose-biting....lol  oh yeah, that's just horrible.


Is this a Jeff Foxworthy joke?


/alway the optimist
 
2013-08-24 11:20:31 AM

Kit Fister: But was she, at any time, a Saigon whore?


No one noes
 
2013-08-24 11:31:54 AM
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2013-08-24 11:41:21 AM
Tastes like chicken!?
 
2013-08-24 11:48:21 AM
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Relation?
 
2013-08-24 11:48:46 AM
Something somrthing bite her nose despite her face?

/got nothing
//too hungover
 
2013-08-24 11:50:42 AM

spentshells: Infernalist: Pfft.

My family conspired to let my 34 year old stepbrother with heart problems die of a heart attack before calling 911 for an ambulance.

And then my father married his widowed wife.

nose-biting....lol  oh yeah, that's just horrible.

LOL WUT?


Completely serious and no, no pics shall be forthcoming simply because they love the intertubes and I really really don't want them knowing that I'm talking noise outside of the family.  For obvious reasons.

Short version: Stepbrother has heart issues, has had them for ages.  My father gets everyone together and arranges for a night out at the movies, with only a couple of family friends there to watch over him.  And while everyone is away, brother has a heart attack and dies on the way to the hospital.

Six months later, one family friend has a breakdown and admits that they denied him his heart pills that day and basically sat there, lying to him about the ambulance being on the way for about...an hour before he goes unconscious and they really do call 911.  And she insisted it was all my father's doing.

So, I have a different perspective on family shenanigans.
 
2013-08-24 12:05:28 PM

Thurston Howell: Knows about losing a nose to a cousin:


Tycho Brahe should be famous for his mustache and nothing more.
 
2013-08-24 12:07:40 PM

Infernalist: Completely serious and no, no pics shall be forthcoming simply because they love the intertubes and I really really don't want them knowing that I'm talking noise outside of the family.  For obvious reasons.

Short version: Stepbrother has heart issues, has had them for ages.  My father gets everyone together and arranges for a night out at the movies, with only a couple of family friends there to watch over him.  And while everyone is away, brother has a heart attack and dies on the way to the hospital.

Six months later, one family friend has a breakdown and admits that they denied him his heart pills that day and basically sat there, lying to him about the ambulance being on the way for about...an hour before he goes unconscious and they really do call 911.  And she insisted it was all my father's doing.

So, I have a different perspective on family shenanigans.


I was kidding about the pics (but this is Fark, after all).  Interesting and tragic story, but it raises some major red flags for me (that have, no doubt, already occurred to you too).

The first is, what kind of leverage does dad have on these family friends?  It's kind of a big deal to plot to murder your own kid; to go along with it, these third parties must a) have hated your brother or b) have a metric ass-ton of loyalty to (and/or fear of) your dad.  Maybe he told them some BS story ("oh, my son beats his wife mercilessly, but she can't go to the cops because the chief is his best friend").  Whatever it was, I'm surprised they went along with it.

I understand you may have some loyalty/concern for the fate of the family friends, should anybody take this tale to the police... but I gotta say, in your place, I would be looking for some coroboration and an opportunity to do so.
 
2013-08-24 12:16:22 PM

Infernalist: Pfft.

My family conspired to let my 34 year old stepbrother with heart problems die of a heart attack before calling 911 for an ambulance.

And then my father married his widowed wife.

nose-biting....lol  oh yeah, that's just horrible.


What happen to your mom and step mom?? His widow will get what she deserves and so will he, karma. Although I hope karma is kind to those who are sorry and repent :)
 
2013-08-24 12:19:58 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x330]
Terrorized my niece with this little gambit yesterday.



I had a weird "uncle" (family friend) who used to do that with me; only it wasn't my nose.
 
2013-08-24 12:28:07 PM

Thurston Howell: Infernalist: Completely serious and no, no pics shall be forthcoming simply because they love the intertubes and I really really don't want them knowing that I'm talking noise outside of the family.  For obvious reasons.

Short version: Stepbrother has heart issues, has had them for ages.  My father gets everyone together and arranges for a night out at the movies, with only a couple of family friends there to watch over him.  And while everyone is away, brother has a heart attack and dies on the way to the hospital.

Six months later, one family friend has a breakdown and admits that they denied him his heart pills that day and basically sat there, lying to him about the ambulance being on the way for about...an hour before he goes unconscious and they really do call 911.  And she insisted it was all my father's doing.

So, I have a different perspective on family shenanigans.

I was kidding about the pics (but this is Fark, after all).  Interesting and tragic story, but it raises some major red flags for me (that have, no doubt, already occurred to you too).

The first is, what kind of leverage does dad have on these family friends?  It's kind of a big deal to plot to murder your own kid; to go along with it, these third parties must a) have hated your brother or b) have a metric ass-ton of loyalty to (and/or fear of) your dad.  Maybe he told them some BS story ("oh, my son beats his wife mercilessly, but she can't go to the cops because the chief is his best friend").  Whatever it was, I'm surprised they went along with it.

I understand you may have some loyalty/concern for the fate of the family friends, should anybody take this tale to the police... but I gotta say, in your place, I would be looking for some coroboration and an opportunity to do so.


Mostly hatred of my stepbrother.  He was a perpetual user of those around him.  Back before the CC companies got wise to that sort of thing, he had long since ruined his own credit, so he'd fill out new forms with his kids' info in order to get new cards and new credit lines.  Six years old, and his son's credit was completely ruined.

But fear of my father was in there, too.  Suffice it to say, I live on the other side of the country from them and don't go visiting.
 
2013-08-24 12:37:08 PM
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Inconsolable.
 
2013-08-24 01:20:23 PM

Infernalist: [...] Suffice it to say, I live on the other side of the country from them and don't go visiting.


Good call.
 
2013-08-24 01:51:10 PM
He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you bite off his nose! That's the Chicago way.
 
2013-08-24 03:15:46 PM

will7658: He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you bite off his nose! That's the Chicago way.


Untouchables? sort of?
 
2013-08-24 03:59:28 PM
How does she smell?
 
2013-08-24 04:17:58 PM

skink: How does she smell?


Awful!
 
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