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(Anchorage Daily News)   What is it with Americans threatening to riot the moment things start breaking down on their cruise ship?   (adn.com) divider line 10
    More: Stupid, Ketchikan, Americans, riots, third floor, police board, Celebrity Cruises  
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7739 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Aug 2013 at 9:51 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-24 10:12:28 AM  
4 votes:
This is why it's important to have an ample supply of Norovirus on hand. I don't run a cruise ship but even I know that.
2013-08-24 10:39:56 AM  
2 votes:
Wisdom in fiction.

Quark: Let me tell you something about Hew-mons, Nephew. They're a wonderful, friendly people, as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working. But take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers, put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same friendly, intelligent, wonderful people... will become as nasty and as violent as the most bloodthirsty Klingon. You don't believe me? Look at those faces. Look in their eyes.
2013-08-24 10:01:46 AM  
2 votes:
Metaphor?
The entire nation as a cruise ship?
2013-08-24 11:09:00 AM  
1 votes:

badgerb: I don't see where it says it was Americans making the calls to police but given what I have witnessed over the years it is probably a strong possibility or the evil Canadians.


It wasn't the evil Canadians who called 911. They can't find eleven on their phones.
2013-08-24 10:17:06 AM  
1 votes:
When I was 19 I went on a cruise with a friend. He ended up having sex with some 33 year old skank and I spent the four days drunkenly talking with a sentient olive called Chip-chip.
2013-08-24 10:14:56 AM  
1 votes:

sbchamp: What is it with Americans?


If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
2013-08-24 10:05:47 AM  
1 votes:

lostcat: Considering the average age of cruise goers is 62, that might be fun to see.


It's easy to stop them, just board up the country kitchen buffet.
2013-08-24 10:02:44 AM  
1 votes:
Did someone make a cartoon of the cruise ship?
2013-08-24 10:00:13 AM  
1 votes:
I don't see where it says it was Americans making the calls to police but given what I have witnessed over the years it is probably a strong possibility or the evil Canadians.
2013-08-24 09:58:11 AM  
1 votes:
Because alcohol, that's why.
 
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