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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   Teacher uses Facebook to lure students to her home for sex. Talk about social networking   (cbs12.com) divider line 60
    More: Florida, Facebook, Broward Sheriff's Office, BSO, Pompano Beach, Stevie Glasspool, Palm Beach Sheriff  
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2013-08-24 12:19:48 AM  
*sigh* The start of a new day in Imbecile, FL......

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2013-08-24 01:10:17 AM  
OK, Subby.  Let's talk about social networking.  It involves socializing with a network of individuals.

Discuss.

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2013-08-24 02:10:41 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Apparently she married this douchebag looking dude:

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I suppose I can see how she felt high schoolers were an  improvement.


And her with her "beauty mark" and all.

/Really seems like they married right in their own league.
 
2013-08-24 02:15:49 AM  
Hang him!  Oh, it's chick.  Test her for herpes, give her the morning after pill, and cut her loose.
 
2013-08-24 02:16:47 AM  
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/Plz?
 
2013-08-24 02:16:55 AM  
www.screeninsults.com
 
2013-08-24 02:21:57 AM  
She wrote "I don't want you to fall in love with me but I also don't want you to hit it and quit it either".
 
2013-08-24 02:23:08 AM  

Allen262: /Plz?


I second
 
2013-08-24 02:36:34 AM  
She done put the ugh in ugly.
 
2013-08-24 02:38:23 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Apparently she married this douchebag looking dude:

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I suppose I can see how she felt high schoolers were an  improvement.


She looks pretty cute and I'm more attractive than that dork she is with.  I would be worried that she would forget her pill since she is stupid enough to leave a record on facebook.
 
2013-08-24 02:45:29 AM  
It's probably a sad day for her when that rather unflattering picture is used with words like "solicited sex from four victims".

That blow to her ego is probably not her biggest problem right now though, I guess.
 
2013-08-24 02:49:16 AM  
That author and I have entirely different definitions of the word "victim". Her she-beast qualities notwithstanding.
 
2013-08-24 02:55:03 AM  
I would.
/And so would you.
 
2013-08-24 02:57:09 AM  
Forgot I had this one...

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2013-08-24 03:02:19 AM  
Given the option, I'd hit it and quit it.
Hopefully the zit-it wouldn't return a visit.
 
2013-08-24 03:02:19 AM  
I see the Florida tag trumps the So stupid you leave an obvious electronic trail to your criminal activities tag.
 
2013-08-24 03:03:03 AM  

special20: She done put the ugh in ugly.


The pic in the article looks like Grimace caught Sammy Sosa disease.
 
2013-08-24 03:04:47 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Apparently she married this douchebag looking dude:

[universalwebsites.theknot.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 426x333]

I suppose I can see how she felt high schoolers were an  improvement.


Bro?
That's just a bro, bro.
Why the bro hate, yo?
 
2013-08-24 03:05:23 AM  
FTFA: Stevie Glasspool, 31, abused her position as a teacher when she used Facebook to solicit sex from at least four victims at Mavericks Charter High School in Pompano Beach.

Victims huh?

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I don't know about you guys, but there was quite a few teachers at my high school i would have loved to smash. I'm sure most of my classmates felt the same.
 
2013-08-24 03:14:16 AM  

jtown: Forgot I had this one...

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Well played. I LOL'd.
 
2013-08-24 03:27:46 AM  

jtown: Forgot I had this one...


I think the line before that would be more appropriate....

"You came in THAT thing?"
 
2013-08-24 03:36:14 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Apparently she married this douchebag looking dude:

[universalwebsites.theknot.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 426x333]

I suppose I can see how she felt high schoolers were an  improvement.


He looks like a fat Wil Wheaton.  Judging from that pic, I would've probably hit it when I was in high school.
 
2013-08-24 03:37:42 AM  

marksman: jtown: Forgot I had this one...

I think the line before that would be more appropriate....

"You came in THAT thing?"


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2013-08-24 04:32:59 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Apparently she married this douchebag looking dude:

[universalwebsites.theknot.com.s3.amazonaws.com image 426x333]

I suppose I can see how she felt high schoolers were an  improvement.


she has nice teeth.
 
2013-08-24 05:00:54 AM  
Marijuana, did you say? Hmmmmmmmm. . .
 
2013-08-24 05:01:55 AM  
Mole. Moley. MOLEYMOLEYMOLE!

Ick. How can you not look someone right in the mole with that?
 
2013-08-24 05:03:29 AM  
Saul Goodman's secretary with a blond wig.
 
2013-08-24 05:04:07 AM  
And a huge, palpable mole.
 
2013-08-24 05:07:33 AM  
Shes needs 4: one for each hole and one to lick the mole.
 
2013-08-24 05:12:31 AM  
This is actually pretty good real world training.  It's not like sexual predators go away once you're an adult.  Plus they're gaining computer and networking skills.  And herpes.
 
2013-08-24 05:48:02 AM  
She looks like Nancy Grace...that's the only thing that bothers me.  Of course, with the lights out she'd look like whoever I wanted her to look like.
 
2013-08-24 05:51:04 AM  
Not bad if she lost a few pounds.

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2013-08-24 06:21:01 AM  

jtown: Forgot I had this one...

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Nice.
 
2013-08-24 06:36:50 AM  
So Facebook IS good for something. How about that.
 
2013-08-24 06:58:07 AM  
Mug shots rarely are flattering. Looks like she cleans up fairly well. Would any normal 15-17yr old guy Hit that given the Green Light? I'm thinking, "....Well, Yeah!"
 
2013-08-24 07:01:40 AM  
Oh, subby.

You had the cahance to use "social nutworking" and failed.

/ -1 interwebz for you
 
2013-08-24 07:36:13 AM  
Look, I don't want you all to fall in love with me, but I don't want you to ride it then deny it either.
 
2013-08-24 07:56:14 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Not bad if she lost a few pounds.

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There's a whole lot of crazy behind those eyes

/ NEVER stick your peen in crazy?
 
2013-08-24 08:02:37 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Not bad if she lost a few pounds.

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Hell, if I was 15, of course I would.
 
2013-08-24 08:12:23 AM  

Eshy: Bigdogdaddy: Not bad if she lost a few pounds.

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Hell, if I was 15, of course I would.


At 15 I think I would have farked almost anything.
 
2013-08-24 08:20:08 AM  
And she'll likely get a slap on the wrist because patriarchymaleprivilegemisogynyDIECISSCUM
 
2013-08-24 08:32:47 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Not bad if she lost a few pounds.

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Nothing a quick decapitation wouldn't fix.
 
2013-08-24 08:41:46 AM  
"Here's a quarter. Why don't you go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face".
 
2013-08-24 08:58:08 AM  

no 5th av. in Billings: She wrote "I don't want you to fall in love with me but I also don't want you to hit it and quit it either".


Classy
 
2013-08-24 09:07:13 AM  

Jacobin: "I don't want you to fall in love with me but I also don't want you to hit it and quit it either".



Typical woman.  Can't make up her mind.
 
2013-08-24 09:16:39 AM  
I never get lured anywhere:(
 
2013-08-24 09:37:08 AM  
Could be maverick means something else.

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-08-24 10:00:40 AM  
At least there is one use for Facebook.

I love how the article referred to 15 to 17 year olds who got to have sex as "victims".  When I was that age my friends and I would have all jumped at the chance.  That said, they were victims in the sense that the broad is pretty ugly.  Guys that age have a lot better looking options than that.
 
hej
2013-08-24 10:38:48 AM  

Bigdogdaddy: Not bad if she lost a few pounds.

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Not bad if you're a pubescent boy.
 
2013-08-24 10:50:54 AM  
CATFISH!!!!
 
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