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(Fox News)   "Hello, health department? Yeah, remember the body that I said was my mother's? The one we had the funeral for and buried? Yeah, well...guess who just showed up?"   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, KYW-TV, health department  
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8268 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2013 at 5:57 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-23 06:54:03 PM  
2 votes:
Took our family three tries to bury Mom. 

Man, was she pissed.
2013-08-23 06:43:40 PM  
2 votes:
OK so what if they open the grave, and, there's no body.
2013-08-23 08:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'm wondering if the mother was black - because you know, they all look the same.
2013-08-23 07:16:30 PM  
1 vote:
Soooo.... can't you simply kill the one that just showed up? I mean officially, she's dead already.
2013-08-23 06:56:01 PM  
1 vote:
She had reverse Alzheimer's - the older she gets, the less her family recognizes her.
2013-08-23 06:17:33 PM  
1 vote:
Does she get to keep the dress?
2013-08-23 06:10:30 PM  
1 vote:
Andrew Breitbart?
2013-08-23 06:06:23 PM  
1 vote:
And this is why verizon never closes accounts... even if there is a death certificate.

They just want to ensure continuation of service.
2013-08-23 06:06:22 PM  
1 vote:
They all turn. That's why you shoot 'em in the head
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