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(Fox News)   "Hello, health department? Yeah, remember the body that I said was my mother's? The one we had the funeral for and buried? Yeah, well...guess who just showed up?"   (foxnews.com) divider line 30
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2013-08-23 06:04:47 PM
I smell lawsuit.
 
2013-08-23 06:06:22 PM
They all turn. That's why you shoot 'em in the head
 
2013-08-23 06:06:23 PM
And this is why verizon never closes accounts... even if there is a death certificate.

They just want to ensure continuation of service.
 
2013-08-23 06:06:36 PM
Zombie
 
2013-08-23 06:07:27 PM
so this guy was looking to collect insurance or?  help me out here..
 
2013-08-23 06:08:55 PM
i.imgur.com
Mom's pissed.
 
2013-08-23 06:10:30 PM
Andrew Breitbart?
 
2013-08-23 06:12:14 PM
Mother's Day cards are going to be so uncomfortable
 
2013-08-23 06:13:02 PM
They're making a good case for RFID tagging people from birth.
 
2013-08-23 06:13:58 PM
The body was hers. The person who has turned up is an alien clone.
 
2013-08-23 06:16:14 PM
This reminds me, don't bother with Night of the Living Dead: Re-animation. Complete waste of time, even with Jeffrey Combs.
 
2013-08-23 06:17:33 PM
Does she get to keep the dress?
 
2013-08-23 06:27:57 PM

Dadoody: The body was hers. The person who has turned up is an alien clone.


That really is the most likely explanation. It's actually a quite common occurrence that's been covered up by the government for decades.
 
2013-08-23 06:43:40 PM
OK so what if they open the grave, and, there's no body.
 
2013-08-23 06:48:32 PM

ShamanGator: OK so what if they open the grave, and, there's no body.


*cue Twilight Zone theme*
 
2013-08-23 06:53:26 PM

DORMAMU: They just want to ensure continuation of service.


It's the extended family plan...
 
2013-08-23 06:54:03 PM
Took our family three tries to bury Mom. 

Man, was she pissed.
 
2013-08-23 06:56:01 PM
She had reverse Alzheimer's - the older she gets, the less her family recognizes her.
 
2013-08-23 07:16:30 PM
Soooo.... can't you simply kill the one that just showed up? I mean officially, she's dead already.
 
2013-08-23 07:20:37 PM
Oh man, then who did I fark?
 
2013-08-23 07:42:46 PM

Barfmaker: Oh man, then who did I fark?


The same real doll you always fark. Go have another drink, you're already wasted so a little more won't hurt.
 
2013-08-23 08:06:39 PM

xaldin: Barfmaker: Oh man, then who did I fark?

The same real doll you always fark. Go have another drink, you're already wasted so a little more won't hurt.


Ha, did I offend you at some point in your life or is this you being witty?
 
2013-08-23 08:23:24 PM
I'm wondering if the mother was black - because you know, they all look the same.
 
2013-08-23 08:33:31 PM
Her family's going to be spending the rest of her life sorting out all of the paperwork this is going to cause. Bill collectors? They'll be sure to keep going after her. Insurance and the Government (excluding the IRS) "Oops it says here she's dead, that's why we aren't sending her social security check".

Better to just off her now, will save everybody hassle in the long term.

Only sort of kidding.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-08-23 08:44:42 PM

DORMAMU: And this is why verizon never closes accounts... even if there is a death certificate.

They just want to ensure continuation of service.


My father died in March.  I immediately called and cancelled his Verizon account.  I still get bills for his cellphone and cable.  I called and was told that even though they have records that I cancelled the service in March and they've been billing me into August, that they can only remove 30 days of the billing balance from any account.  So they admit the account was closed and that they have continued to bill me but they claim they can only remove 30 days from the bill.

My response?  Really? You must be farking joking.  Good luck collecting that debt assholes.
 
2013-08-23 10:58:37 PM
Weekend at Aunt Bernice's.
 
2013-08-24 02:15:05 AM
The now-buried body will be exhumed in hopes of correctly identifying the remains.

good idea. and you might want to do more than a photo ID this time.
 
2013-08-24 03:49:07 AM

Dadoody: The body was hers. The person who has turned up is an alien clone.



upload.wikimedia.org

Agrees.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2013-08-24 06:41:06 AM

Nidiot: Soooo.... can't you simply kill the one that just showed up? I mean officially, she's dead already.


Pretty much.  You can't murder someone who's dead already.
 
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2013-08-24 08:37:00 AM

GBB: Nidiot: Soooo.... can't you simply kill the one that just showed up? I mean officially, she's dead already.

Pretty much.  You can't murder someone who's dead already.


Good body disposal is the crux of every successful plan...
 
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