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2013-08-23 04:47:55 PM
This post is always at the top to thank the quiz team. Great work this week by Do the needful, phlegmmo, Sinto, Tziva and ivan. Thank you!! Great quiz!
 
2013-08-23 04:48:51 PM
Winners of last week's quiz:

VicKevlar 1034
Shotgun Justice 1034
Type random string here 1025
Incansus 1023
stonelotus 1021
daisygrrl 1016
Twilight Farkle 1005
jimmiejaz 1000
Sofa King Smart 998
clownyclownzomby 997

Good luck
 
2013-08-23 04:49:20 PM
And of course the easy quiz if the hard one made you cry:  http://www.fark.com/quiz/255
 
2013-08-23 04:53:45 PM
this version isn't any harder than the last version.  The answers are C
 
2013-08-23 04:54:31 PM
I only got 8/11 - too much work this week. :-(

jurisenpai 864
EmperorSled 837
Erisire 785
Englebert Slaptyback 758
meat0918 756
Morkian 748
Marcus Aurelius 710
Ponzholio 461
syrynxx 444
air_wx 267


I took the quiz the Max Power way: it's the wrong way, but faster.
 
2013-08-23 04:55:47 PM
PS A laurel and hearty handshake to the quizmakers.

Bastards. :-)
 
2013-08-23 04:58:24 PM
9 of 11 for 815 good for 6th for a few mins...
 
2013-08-23 05:01:34 PM
Sorry, I just don't give a fark.
 
2013-08-23 05:06:43 PM
Waiting on perfect scores from Twilight Farkle
 
2013-08-23 05:08:59 PM
11 of 11, but only 970.  Gotta get a faster Internet connection to pick up a few seconds per question.
 
2013-08-23 05:09:51 PM
I wish I was drunk already... its too early :(
 
2013-08-23 05:10:29 PM
Final Score:

10 out of 11 correct, total points = 894

Total time elapsed:

1 minute (116 seconds)
 


Top 10 scores for this quiz:

bugmanr

987

Teufel Ritter

982

Kaiser Bill's Batman

970

korkoros

966

Gadabout Gaddis

918

Arkanaut

894

tricycleracer

887

Frater Theraphosidae

885

jurisenpai

864

Joelogon

850


I'd like to thank the academy, and God, and Mrs. Friedman, my third grade teacher, ...
 
2013-08-23 05:10:45 PM
5 out of 11 correct, total points = 448 And yes I got off early and did some YagerBombs
 
2013-08-23 05:12:10 PM
lmao 455 and yes im drunk. well tipsy. im getting there.
whatever. i love everybody!!
 
2013-08-23 05:13:06 PM
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 633

It's an honor just to be nominated :-(
Thanks for another fun quiz. Keep up the good work!

/I need to get out of TF land more often...
 
2013-08-23 05:13:57 PM
This is a toughy
 
2013-08-23 05:14:47 PM
Current leaderboard:

bugmanr 987
Teufel Ritter 982
Kaiser Bill's Batman 970
korkoros 966
Gadabout Gaddis 918
Hoopy Frood 916
Arkanaut 894
tricycleracer 887
Frater Theraphosidae 885
jurisenpai 864

Nobody's broken 1000 yet. Very curious
 
2013-08-23 05:19:38 PM
I thought I saw some quizzinators.  I DID!  I DID see some quizzinators!  But I'll still be safe.  I put MY money in my shoe....................good quiz, professors.
 
2013-08-23 05:19:56 PM
SearchN994bugmanr987Teufel Ritter982Kaiser Bill's Batman970korkoros966Gadabout Gaddis918Hoopy Frood916daisygrrl915dagdog910SovietCanuckistan900

While it lasts.. Hey bugmanr, suck it.
 
2013-08-23 05:25:16 PM
Can we get a "I have to cover one eye cause I been drinking Tequila with occasional YagerBoms" Fark quiz?

//PS -- I rode the little bus too in school so I feel discriminated
 
2013-08-23 05:27:29 PM
Awwww, hell. 998. Time for me to start a "get a life" telethon.

Would go out and get some sunshine, but the Yosemite Rim Fire has choked out the sky.

/Yosemite Rim Fire, illegal within Washoe County, but quite legal six miles east.
 
2013-08-23 05:29:27 PM
I'm going to start providing the answers I want to be true.  Can't do any worse than I've been recently.

/stupid work
 
2013-08-23 05:32:16 PM

capngroovy: Awwww, hell. 998. Time for me to start a "get a life" telethon.

Would go out and get some sunshine, but the Yosemite Rim Fire has choked out the sky.

/Yosemite Rim Fire, illegal within Washoe County, but quite legal six miles east.


Hoping you stay safe. Fires suck.

/In Colorado.
//shakestinyfist.jpg
 
2013-08-23 05:34:13 PM
Wow, top this time, guess i didn't actually get anything done at work this week.
 
2013-08-23 05:34:47 PM
Woot! My first 11/11 score! I am a time-waster among men!
 
2013-08-23 05:36:31 PM
6/11, 553.  And bravo to the writers of the quiz, I thoroughly enjoyed the incorrect answers this week.
 
2013-08-23 05:37:57 PM
11 out of 11 correct

Woot!  Only had to guess on 3 of them this week.  :D
 
2013-08-23 05:46:20 PM

Drone637: 11 out of 11 correct

Woot!  Only had to guess on 3 of them this week.  :D


Congratulations that's awesome!

//Modmins please ban him for cheating
 
2013-08-23 05:47:32 PM

SearchN: capngroovy: Awwww, hell. 998. Time for me to start a "get a life" telethon.

Would go out and get some sunshine, but the Yosemite Rim Fire has choked out the sky.

/Yosemite Rim Fire, illegal within Washoe County, but quite legal six miles east.

Hoping you stay safe. Fires suck.

/In Colorado.
//shakestinyfist.jpg


Yeah, so you've endured a few of these yourself. About the only threat to my area is smoke inhalation. Local ARB says this is the worst air quality ever experienced in Reno.

/  First concern is for the residents, fire fighters, and employees in and around Yosemite.
// Second is for my bourbon supply if we don't get fresh air soon.
 
2013-08-23 05:48:41 PM
the booze must have been behind the ones I got wrong.  still sober :(
 
2013-08-23 05:50:46 PM

wxboy: 6/11, 553.  And bravo to the writers of the quiz, I thoroughly enjoyed the incorrect answers this week.


Appreciate the feedback. I laughed a couple times this week myself. I am having a blast.
 
2013-08-23 06:17:11 PM
Final Score:7 out of 11 correct, total points = 552Total time elapsed:4 minutes (255 seconds)

Including 3 time-outs and 1 connection reset.
 
2013-08-23 06:20:46 PM
Wow...I really wasn't paying attention this week.  Stupid work!

//3 out of 11
 
2013-08-23 06:22:44 PM
8 out of 11 correct, total points = 732

/Meh.
 
2013-08-23 06:42:03 PM

DanZero: Waiting on perfect scores from Twilight Farkle


Hrad: Well, youll have to take my wrod for it because I was so slow this week that by the tiem I was done, I was already of fthe board!
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 963 (137 seconds)

Ez: But I maed up for it.
10 out of 10 correct, total points = 960 (41 seconds)

Clearly I need to be doing less work and more drinking.
/good work, quizzinators, that hard one was a tough set for me; you have no idea how close I came to multiple failure on it.
 
2013-08-23 06:47:51 PM
717  and i was told there would be booze and there wasn't any or is the booze for total farkers only?
 
2013-08-23 09:03:36 PM
Final Score:11 out of 11 correct, total points = 994
Total time elapsed:1 minute (106 seconds)

First perfect score ever

/time to hit the booze
 
2013-08-23 10:33:52 PM

Unfreakable: This post is always at the top to thank the quiz team. Great work this week by Do the needful, phlegmmo, Sinto, Tziva and ivan. Thank you!! Great quiz!


+1 to whoever came up with the answer about the one legged British man winning an arse kicking contest. I haven't seen that phrase since reading The Stand back in the 90s.
 
2013-08-24 12:13:42 AM
11/11, 982.  Not bad for a relative noob.
 
2013-08-24 04:06:31 PM
My first 100%!!! I know it's late, but I was too busy to take this yesterday :(

Final Score:
11 out of 11 correct, total points = 980
Total time elapsed:
2 minute (120 seconds)
 
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