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2013-08-23 02:25:54 PM
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2013-08-23 03:12:47 PM
I chose to shop it instead.  This is Fark, after all.
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2013-08-23 05:14:54 PM
Dat Ass
 
2013-08-23 06:05:59 PM
"Ohhhh...THAT explains the extra long string. "
 
2013-08-23 06:06:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-23 06:06:49 PM
Hey, isn't that Bradley Manning?
 
2013-08-23 06:08:14 PM
bike guy thoughts: "Knees are just right. Would hit"
 
2013-08-23 06:08:20 PM
After ripping her t-shirt in a biking accident, Allie's iKnit app instantly sews her a new one.
 
2013-08-23 06:12:54 PM
Nice ass but I have bigger tits then her.
 
2013-08-23 06:18:59 PM
"Schwinn!"
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2013-08-23 06:27:44 PM
"Fat bottom girls, you make the rockin' world go round!"
 
2013-08-23 06:29:22 PM
Her: "You dropped your dildo, lol."
Him: "Wat?"

/now with voting.
 
2013-08-23 06:30:51 PM
She looks good enough to run over.
 
2013-08-23 06:34:50 PM
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"Hello, police? Could you please send a patrol car over to the city park exercise track. There's a guy on a bicycle that just asked me if he could stick his dick in my shoe while I stuff my socks in his mouth. Please hurry, he seems to be REALLY into my feet!"
 
2013-08-23 06:37:08 PM
What a blind biatch. Her whole outfit doesn't match like mine. I mean, I even blend in with my bicycle. I'm like a stealth bicycle man. Yeah, that's it. Like a super hero. And look at her. There's no soul behind her eyes.
 
2013-08-23 06:38:25 PM
"Nice as.... Oh wait, you're a girl?"
/this time with voting enabled
 
2013-08-23 06:43:35 PM
"My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken... if the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be... then, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *ever* seen! "
 
2013-08-23 06:47:38 PM
If eyes were paint, she would be dripping.

/If I were paint, she would be dripping.
//voting enabled this time... hey, I was distracted.
 
2013-08-23 07:00:39 PM
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2013-08-23 07:18:20 PM
Frankly, I think my booty is better.
 
2013-08-23 07:24:06 PM
Cyclist: "Man I wish my dong still worked as it is quite shriveled from 12 hours a day on this bicycle seat and the fact that my testicles can now rotate 360degrees."

/Actually its a real medical condition and they have developed a bicycle seat with a split in the center for the nuts to fit.
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2013-08-23 08:02:47 PM
"Captain Bang Ding Ow riding his bicycle"
 
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2013-08-24 06:37:17 AM
"HEY, MISS!?   YOUR FEET ARE ON BACKWARDS!"
 
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