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2013-08-23 02:45:47 PM
The Vagina Monologues Diatribes
 
2013-08-23 03:06:13 PM
Kinda makes you wonder how they ever found their way out of one
 
2013-08-23 03:09:21 PM
I have a friend from college who is looking into publishing a Vagina Book. She's been in a couple different versions of the Monologues, and for one, decided to make a mural of photos of the cast's vulvae, which later turned into a whole book as more and more women volunteered for a photo shoot. They could decorate themselves any way they wanted, which had some humorous results.

Anyway, I find it hard to imagine any of those pics being OK for public consumption anywhere. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules. Be as Pink-n-Proud as you want, but understand that one can be proud of something without displaying it in 50' high letters.

// included a pic of her mom's birthin' zone
// and the vagina has at least one purpose unrelated to actual farking (though it only comes into play every 28 days-ish if the right kind of farking has not happened, or ~40 weeks after farking)
 
2013-08-23 03:17:01 PM
The purpose of vaginas is clearly for hot lesbian sex, Submitter. And if anyone decides to have a child, that's ok too.
 
2013-08-23 03:49:25 PM
I'm thinkin' Arby's.
 
2013-08-23 03:49:58 PM
We are tired of being pressured to be sexual, and then being shamed for being sexual.

*head explodes*

/No, not that head.
//You sick perv.
 
2013-08-23 03:50:53 PM
The purpose of the vagina is to control men.
 
2013-08-23 03:51:04 PM
Georgia O'keefe seemed to do a good job.
 
2013-08-23 03:51:14 PM
She sounds sandy.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-23 03:51:56 PM
womens butt-holes still okay?
 
2013-08-23 03:52:40 PM

doyner: I'm thinkin' Arby's.


Lulz.
 
2013-08-23 03:54:00 PM
Do you think they would get pissed off If they did distribute the magazine and I buy it and then proceed to masturbate furiously to it?
 
2013-08-23 03:54:17 PM
I'm not usually a grammar nazi kinda-guy, but I'm actually pretty tired of seeing people refer to vaginas when what they mean are vulvae. A vulva consists of a helluva lot more than the opening to the vagina. And yes, even though I'm male I will correct women who use the term incorrectly around me in person. My wife and I use the term yoni and lingam with our daughters. Then again we're Pagans so the sacred importance of the genitals and other forms of creative power is something we emphasize in our religiosity and parenting.

/csb
 
2013-08-23 03:54:37 PM
LOL, wut?
 
2013-08-23 03:55:07 PM
Honestly, I don't get this outrage.  I see hands and I think of work.  I see legs and I think of walking  I see genitalia and I think of sex.

What's the big deal with associating genitalia with sex?
 
2013-08-23 03:55:55 PM
The purpose of a vagina is to help transport goods between Britain and mainland Europe.
 
2013-08-23 03:56:02 PM

doyner: I'm thinkin' Arby's.



17 regular roast beefs, and one roast beef with cheese it seems.....
 
2013-08-23 03:56:24 PM
FTA:  "Women have contacted us telling us they'd never seen other people's vulvae before"

So, either the internet is very different there, or they're using it wrong...
 
2013-08-23 03:57:05 PM
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2013-08-23 03:57:46 PM
To pee?
 
2013-08-23 03:58:00 PM

Dr Dreidel: I have a friend from college who is looking into publishing a Vagina Book. She's been in a couple different versions of the Monologues, and for one, decided to make a mural of photos of the cast's vulvae, which later turned into a whole book as more and more women volunteered for a photo shoot. They could decorate themselves any way they wanted, which had some humorous results.

Anyway, I find it hard to imagine any of those pics being OK for public consumption anywhere. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules. Be as Pink-n-Proud as you want, but understand that one can be proud of something without displaying it in 50' high letters.

// included a pic of her mom's birthin' zone
// and the vagina has at least one purpose unrelated to actual farking (though it only comes into play every 28 days-ish if the right kind of farking has not happened, or ~40 weeks after farking)


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2013-08-23 03:58:26 PM

HalfOffOffer: The purpose of the vagina is to control men.


The real purpose of the vagina is to engulf the penis in a warm, wet, snug cocoon.
 
2013-08-23 03:58:52 PM
I dunno, guy's junk is fairly sexualized as well. The context that it really isn't sexual is when it's being injured for humor.

I am sure there is some reason why I am wrong, that because its masculine that means blah blah blah.

Anyways, women shouldn't be shamed because they have lady bits, cause lady bits are, well, just great.
 
2013-08-23 03:59:18 PM
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2013-08-23 04:00:48 PM

HalfOffOffer: The purpose of the vagina is to control men.


even as a guy, it's pretty damned obvious why nature established it that way, grow up.
 
2013-08-23 04:01:11 PM
FTFA: We are tired of vaginas being either artificially sexualised (see: porn) or stigmatised (see: censorship and airbrushing). We are tired of being pressured to be sexual, and then being shamed for being sexual."

She's got a point. Like penises,  people with vulvae have them all the times (like boobs) even though they only feel sexual part of the time. Like any body part people have complicated relationships with it, and its just another part of life. If I'm sick in bed with gastroenteritis or a kidneystone, I sure as hell ain't feeling sexual even though I get up and use my penis to pee. Same thing with vaginas, I would imagine. Having people alternatively pressure and shame your genitals has got to get on your nerves after a few decades.
 
2013-08-23 04:01:12 PM

PunGent: FTA:  "Women have contacted us telling us they'd never seen other people's vulvae before"

So, either the internet is very different there, or they're using it wrong...


Agreed. My only explanation is these women are exhibitionists and are couching it in terms of slut-shaming to avoid slut-shaming. I won't do that, I encourage all women to let their freak flag fly.
 
2013-08-23 04:02:16 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-23 04:02:51 PM

Raw_fishFood: Anyways, women shouldn't be shamed because they have lady bits, cause lady bits are, well, just great.


It's a bit bullshiat, through.  If this broad wants to show pictures of her vagina to strangers, it's empowering.   If I ask to see a random woman's vagina, I'm considered a creep.
 
2013-08-23 04:03:18 PM
What about boobies?

webpages.charter.net

I like boobies.
 
2013-08-23 04:03:43 PM

Raw_fishFood: I dunno, guy's junk is fairly sexualized as well. The context that it really isn't sexual is when it's being injured for humor.



i.imgur.com

R.I.P. Hans Moleman Presents "Man Getting Hit By Football."
 
2013-08-23 04:04:26 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Raw_fishFood: Anyways, women shouldn't be shamed because they have lady bits, cause lady bits are, well, just great.

It's a bit bullshiat, through.  If this broad wants to show pictures of her vagina to strangers, it's empowering.   If I ask to see a random woman's vagina, I'm considered a creep.


Unless you're a lady plumbing doctor. Then you'll see so many you'll end up only attracted to asexual plush ponies.
 
2013-08-23 04:04:39 PM

AeAe: HalfOffOffer: The purpose of the vagina is to control men.

The real purpose of the vagina is to engulf the penis in a warm, wet, snug cocoon.


The real purpose of a vagina is to give a man a reason to associate with a woman.
 
2013-08-23 04:04:50 PM
Just a bunch of gum flappers.
 
2013-08-23 04:05:41 PM

Satanic_Hamster: It's a bit bullshiat, through.  If this broad wants to show pictures of her vagina to strangers, it's empowering.   If I ask to see a random woman's vagina, I'm considered a creep.


I'm pretty sure there's a significant segment of cultural and political conservatives who think the former is pretty creepy too, as well as the latter (I hope).
 
2013-08-23 04:05:53 PM

Satanic_Hamster: f this broad wants to show pictures of her vagina to strangers, it's empowering. If I ask to see a random woman's vagina, I'm considered a creep.


Has a better analogy for you...
www.relevantmagazine.com
 
2013-08-23 04:07:28 PM

Somacandra: I'm not usually a grammar nazi kinda-guy, but I'm actually pretty tired of seeing people refer to vaginas when what they mean are vulvae. A vulva consists of a helluva lot more than the opening to the vagina. And yes, even though I'm male I will correct women who use the term incorrectly around me in person. My wife and I use the term yoni and lingam with our daughters. Then again we're Pagans so the sacred importance of the genitals and other forms of creative power is something we emphasize in our religiosity and parenting.

/csb


venturefans.org
 
2013-08-23 04:07:46 PM

jaytkay: Satanic_Hamster: f this broad wants to show pictures of her vagina to strangers, it's empowering. If I ask to see a random woman's vagina, I'm considered a creep.

Has a better analogy for you...
[www.relevantmagazine.com image 547x308]


No, that's the equivalent of some 'toe.
 
2013-08-23 04:07:50 PM

Somacandra: I'm not usually a grammar nazi kinda-guy, but I'm actually pretty tired of seeing people refer to vaginas when what they mean are vulvae. A vulva consists of a helluva lot more than the opening to the vagina. And yes, even though I'm male I will correct women who use the term incorrectly around me in person. My wife and I use the term yoni and lingam with our daughters. Then again we're Pagans so the sacred importance of the genitals and other forms of creative power is something we emphasize in our religiosity and parenting.

/csb


You know what they mean, so don't be a dick.
 
2013-08-23 04:08:22 PM
I am still trying to figure out just what the hell is going on.
 
2013-08-23 04:08:22 PM
The difference between Cirque du Soleil and the Rockettes?

One is a cunning array of stunts
 
2013-08-23 04:08:28 PM

FunkOut: Unless you're a lady plumbing doctor. Then you'll see so many you'll end up only attracted to asexual plush ponies.


i16.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-23 04:08:51 PM

sobriquet by any other name: HalfOffOffer: The purpose of the vagina is to control men.

even as a guy, it's pretty damned obvious why nature established it that way, grow up.


So we can all take it in the ass, generation after generation?
 
2013-08-23 04:10:42 PM

Somacandra: FTFA: We are tired of vaginas being either artificially sexualised (see: porn) or stigmatised (see: censorship and airbrushing). We are tired of being pressured to be sexual, and then being shamed for being sexual."

She's got a point. Like penises,  people with vulvae have them all the times (like boobs) even though they only feel sexual part of the time. Like any body part people have complicated relationships with it, and its just another part of life. If I'm sick in bed with gastroenteritis or a kidneystone, I sure as hell ain't feeling sexual even though I get up and use my penis to pee. Same thing with vaginas, I would imagine. Having people alternatively pressure and shame your genitals has got to get on your nerves after a few decades.


This part makes absolutely no sense. They're angry about sexual organs being sexualized in material that exists for the purpose of masturbation? Absolute derp. I will agree that there shouldn't be anything shameful in the human body, and censorship is Puritanical bullsh*t.
 
2013-08-23 04:10:43 PM
Somacandra
I'm not usually a grammar nazi kinda-guy, but I'm actually pretty tired of seeing people refer to vaginas when what they mean are vulvae

As someone who's an occasional grammar HOA board member: please don't use both English and Latin plural, at least not in the same sentence.
 
2013-08-23 04:10:57 PM
...I'm confused. They make is sound like pictures or vulvaes is somehow evil and censored/airbrushed because people hate women...yet pictures of penises are left uncensored and welcomed by all? As a recipient of a pecker picture once that answer is...keep your nether regions to yourself you weirdo. You don't need to be ashamed on them, but for goodness sake have a bit of modesty.
 
2013-08-23 04:13:31 PM
For those of you at work, this is the left column, 4th from the top:
blogs.westword.com
 
2013-08-23 04:13:45 PM

The Voice of Doom: please don't use both English and Latin plural, at least not in the same sentence


Why not?
 
2013-08-23 04:15:23 PM

doyner: For those of you at work, this is the left column, 4th from the top:
[blogs.westword.com image 550x297]


I'd pound the hell out of that.

<--- hungry
 
2013-08-23 04:16:08 PM
The Voice of Doom
Somacandra

I'm not usually a grammar nazi kinda-guy, but I'm actually pretty tired of seeing people refer to vaginas when what they mean are vulvae

As someone who's an occasional grammar HOA board member: please don't use both English and Latin plural, at least not in the same sentence.


Then again..

hailin
vulvaes
 
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