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(NYPost)   Since everybody gets older, you can either accept it and try to age gracefully. Or do what Madonna did and buy a gold mouth grill with 24 diamonds in it   (nypost.com) divider line 117
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2013-08-23 02:30:27 PM
Alex, I'll take "Incorrectly using a period instead of a comma" for $800, please.
 
2013-08-23 02:43:25 PM
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2013-08-23 02:48:30 PM
Ohyouhavegottobeshiattingme.
 
2013-08-23 03:21:39 PM
She's the material grill now.

/i am sorry
 
2013-08-23 03:26:21 PM
The trend-setting star

I think when you're a good five years behind Jessica Simpson on a trend, your "setting" days are dead and buried.
 
2013-08-23 03:42:29 PM
She has had so much plastic surgery, she looks nothing like Madonna. I would not recognize her if I passed her on the street. If she smiled at me, I'd assume she was a mentally ill woman with a rich daddy.
 
2013-08-23 03:48:11 PM
She scared the hell out of me when I saw her in Moonraker as a child.
 
2013-08-23 03:48:50 PM
is that Jaws from bond?????
 
2013-08-23 03:49:14 PM
GOO!!
 
2013-08-23 03:49:20 PM

namegoeshere: She has had so much plastic surgery, she looks nothing like Madonna. I would not recognize her if I passed her on the street. If she smiled at me, I'd assume she was a mentally ill woman with a rich daddy.


Well, you'd be half right.
 
2013-08-23 03:51:51 PM
Sean Penn has really let himself go.
 
2013-08-23 03:53:04 PM

Doc_Gerbil: She's the material grill now.

/i am sorry


No, no...+1 for you.

And -1 for Madonna...that's just...sad.
 
2013-08-23 03:53:41 PM
Let's see... gold mouth grill... OR... feed an entire nation of starving children?   Hmmm.. choices, choices.
 
2013-08-23 03:53:44 PM
Are we sure that's Madonna and not a Madonna impersonator?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-08-23 03:54:26 PM
Wow. She's officially FuglyTM
 
2013-08-23 03:54:43 PM
She's gotta come up with something before Lady Gaga steals it.
 
2013-08-23 03:55:25 PM
Yeah, I saw this last week or the week before and had to check to see if it was April Fool's. Seriously, WHY would someone who wasn't a rapper choose this? Hell, I even think it looks stupid on rappers, but at least they have a tradition that has created a culture for these. IN RAP, not on a 97 year old white woman.
 
2013-08-23 03:56:08 PM

Doc_Gerbil: She's the material grill now.

/i am sorry


Don't be, that's funny right there.
 
2013-08-23 03:56:13 PM
OK, grandma.

/Farking embarrassing.
 
2013-08-23 03:58:14 PM
Scary tag hiding under the bed?
 
2013-08-23 03:58:22 PM
I couldn't find a picture but she looks like Joan Cusack in Sixteen Candles.
 
2013-08-23 03:58:38 PM
She looks like a 57 Chevy.
 
2013-08-23 03:59:08 PM
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2013-08-23 04:00:01 PM
www.nypost.com

Penis goes everywhere!!!!
 
2013-08-23 04:00:57 PM
What has been seen cannot be unseen.......BAAAAAAAAA
 
2013-08-23 04:01:27 PM
Now she looks British:
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-23 04:01:36 PM
"LOL I just threw up in my mouth. Let's grill Madonna over her toothy fashion accessory!" one fan wrote on Twitter yesterday.

Meanwhile, the civil wars in Syria and Egypt and Iraq continue unabated.
 
2013-08-23 04:01:40 PM
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2013-08-23 04:01:42 PM
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2013-08-23 04:02:54 PM

HalfOffOffer: Let's see... gold mouth grill... OR... feed an entire nation of starving children?   Hmmm.. choices, choices.


Says someone who understands economics not at all.  Spending money on expensive frills like diamonds pumps up the economy more than giving aid away.  You see, the dentist, jeweller, diamond vendor, miners and a host of other people gain in a legitimate exchange.  Giving stuff away wrecks economies and leads to the very type of horrors you see in Africa today where the UN gives food away; now there are no farmers because they cannot compete with free food.  No farmers, no money, no nothing.
 
2013-08-23 04:03:26 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Bette Midler embrace her aging, clean up her raunchy image, and make a butt-ton of cash while gaining respect from a new generation?

Madonna, I am disappoint...

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2013-08-23 04:05:06 PM
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2013-08-23 04:06:28 PM

Boloxor the Insipid: HalfOffOffer: Let's see... gold mouth grill... OR... feed an entire nation of starving children?   Hmmm.. choices, choices.

Says someone who understands economics not at all.  Spending money on expensive frills like diamonds pumps up the economy more than giving aid away.  You see, the dentist, jeweller, diamond vendor, miners and a host of other people gain in a legitimate exchange.  Giving stuff away wrecks economies and leads to the very type of horrors you see in Africa today where the UN gives food away; now there are no farmers because they cannot compete with free food.  No farmers, no money, no nothing.


You must be fun at parties.
 
2013-08-23 04:07:40 PM
right. Madonna has officially lost her mind. unless she is ROCKING that grill in preparation for starring in an upcoming horror movie.
 
2013-08-23 04:08:49 PM
Lifestyles of the rich, stupid and vain.
 
2013-08-23 04:10:03 PM

Allegrita: right. Madonna has officially lost her mind. unless she is ROCKING that grill in preparation for starring in an upcoming horror movie.


or her teeth all pop out and she can gum me.
 
2013-08-23 04:10:17 PM
Eh, if I ever get old and lose my teeth, I admit I'd be tempted to pull a Cohen the Barbarian and get the replaced with diamond teeth (lab made and ideally cheaper, since I'm not asking for gem cuts?)

The ability to intimidate young folk by scratching almost ANYTHING with my *teeth* would be entertaining.
 
2013-08-23 04:11:21 PM
*clicks on pic:*

oH HELLS NAH.

those are some serious dick-skinners.
 
2013-08-23 04:12:00 PM
That's like corn rows on a white girl, just a bad idea.  Anything that makes your teeth look less than white is a bad idea, it never looks good.
 
2013-08-23 04:12:03 PM
Of all the different stages of Madonna's career there's only been one where I wanted to sex her in the vagina, if you know what I mean.
The brunette Madonna from the Like A Prayer video.
That was hot Madonna, the rest are sleazy scumbag Madonnas.
 
2013-08-23 04:15:21 PM
Holy crap. This is weird even for Madonna. Is she upset Lady Gaga gets all the attention nowadays?
 
2013-08-23 04:15:21 PM
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Madonna's fashion consultant was on hand to answer any questions that the media had...
 
2013-08-23 04:15:59 PM

YoOjo: Of all the different stages of Madonna's career there's only been one where I wanted to sex her in the vagina, if you know what I mean.
The brunette Madonna from the Like A Prayer video.
That was hot Madonna, the rest are sleazy scumbag Madonnas.


THIS^^^^^^


This chick was hot, too.  (Still is, but this version is still the best)

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2013-08-23 04:16:12 PM
cgraves67: She scared the hell out of me when I saw her in Moonraker Birth of a Nation as a child.

ftfy
 
2013-08-23 04:16:32 PM
jeebus, a facelift would have been a much better choice...
 
2013-08-23 04:19:02 PM
Commence erhmahgerd meme in 10... 9... 8...
 
2013-08-23 04:21:05 PM

jigger: [blog.modelmanagement.com image 591x403]


Obviously the one on the left is the PS version, otherwise that is someones grandma, right?

/Also cankle thigh is on both shots.
 
2013-08-23 04:24:46 PM
it starts with wh.....
 
2013-08-23 04:24:48 PM

Banned on the Run:


Uh oh.

I don't think we're allowed to use that picture anymore.
 
2013-08-23 04:25:02 PM
This is what happens when you surround yourself with ass-kissers who tell you that every idea you have is brilliant.
 
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