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(Opposing Views)   Wasting too much time going through ex-girlfriend's Facebook photos? These two MIT geeks have the shocking solution   (opposingviews.com) divider line 35
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16454 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2013 at 1:45 PM (48 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-23 12:11:15 PM
If you feel like looking at pictures of her is a waste of time, she isn't cute enough to be your girl friend.
 
2013-08-23 12:26:12 PM
Whores?
 
2013-08-23 12:45:05 PM
Came expecting a way to get through the pictures faster, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-08-23 01:42:33 PM
Meh.

If somebody could figure out a way to make Facebook not run like a fat man in a lake of pudding on my iPhone, that'd be cool.
 
2013-08-23 01:43:47 PM

Calmamity: Meh.

If somebody could figure out a way to make Facebook not run like a fat man in a lake of pudding on my iPhone, that'd be cool.


You've seen pictures of my ex-girlfriend on Facebook, then.
 
2013-08-23 01:47:33 PM
People would rather suffer physical pain than practice a bit of self-control.  Well done, America.
 
2013-08-23 01:48:12 PM
Does it involve "one weird trick"?
 
2013-08-23 01:48:58 PM
guyism.com
 
2013-08-23 01:53:48 PM
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"Fark Level 2000  Danger, danger...."
 
2013-08-23 02:02:03 PM
Just go spank one out over the Facebook profile while drinking. At least then, you'll get some satisfaction from the experience.
 
2013-08-23 02:02:35 PM
Get laid?
 
2013-08-23 02:04:15 PM
I don't think those two guys ever had an old or new flame.
 
2013-08-23 02:06:53 PM
If you need to consider this solution, you really have other behavioral issues that should take correcting as the priority instead.

/installs fark-zapper on mouse
 
2013-08-23 02:10:45 PM
Can we also call a moratorium on calling everything an addiction? Whether it's Facebook, MMORPGs, sex, et cetera, it is not an addiction; it is OCD. Please? Thank you.
 
2013-08-23 02:12:29 PM
A side link caught my attention. Wierd dating advice from the 1930's which included this gem.

It is decidedly wrong to become engaged to a person who has some serious affliction of health. It must be recognized that engagements are a preliminary to marriage and marriage ought to entail parenthood. To bring children into the world of tainted stock is not only a crime against society but it is a cruelty to the children.
 
2013-08-23 02:12:44 PM
Look we know you keep selecting most recent, but we're changing it to top stories again. We know what you really want.
 
2013-08-23 02:14:02 PM
I wonder if they have an attachment for porn addiction?
 
2013-08-23 02:14:17 PM
Looking at your ex girlfriends that are all married now is really depressing stuff. I wish they'd post pictures of themselves with a needle in their arm while a trick is riding them in some South American ghetto brothel. That would be gratifying.
 
2013-08-23 02:14:26 PM

Rindred: Can we also call a moratorium on calling everything an addiction? Whether it's Facebook, MMORPGs, sex, et cetera, it is not an addiction; it is OCD. Please? Thank you.


It's not even OCD.  It's just a chronic, criminal lack of self-control.

Turn the shiat off and do something productive.
 
2013-08-23 02:21:04 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Came expecting a way to get through the pictures faster, leaving disappointed.


Truth.
 
2013-08-23 02:21:24 PM

Infernalist: Rindred: Can we also call a moratorium on calling everything an addiction? Whether it's Facebook, MMORPGs, sex, et cetera, it is not an addiction; it is OCD. Please? Thank you.

It's not even OCD.  It's just a chronic, criminal lack of self-control.

Turn the shiat off and do something productive.


Said the incessant Farker. :)
 
2013-08-23 02:24:45 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: Infernalist: Rindred: Can we also call a moratorium on calling everything an addiction? Whether it's Facebook, MMORPGs, sex, et cetera, it is not an addiction; it is OCD. Please? Thank you.

It's not even OCD.  It's just a chronic, criminal lack of self-control.

Turn the shiat off and do something productive.

Said the incessant Farker. :)


I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO STOP
 
2013-08-23 02:26:17 PM
No, as I'm not a sad sack.
 
2013-08-23 02:43:21 PM
Learn how to beat it to pictures of women you have absolutely no emotional investment towards whatsoever.

/life's little lessons
 
2013-08-23 02:47:26 PM
Fakeblockshock
 
2013-08-23 02:54:42 PM
USB cable attached to your scrotum?
 
2013-08-23 03:05:05 PM

Johnsnownw: No, as I'm not a sad sack.


I am.
 
2013-08-23 03:11:22 PM
I was hoping it was a facial recognition system that actually did a good job of finding a porn actress who looked like the girl in your submitted pics.
 
2013-08-23 03:40:32 PM
Real men stalk their ex-girlfriends IRL.
 
2013-08-23 03:55:23 PM
"Do not seek the treasure!"

Talk about wasting time. They put point of the story down at the end.
 
2013-08-23 05:27:40 PM
My favorite thing on the web page...

weeklydick.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-23 05:50:29 PM

MayoSlather: Looking at your ex girlfriends that are all married now is really depressing stuff. I wish they'd post pictures of themselves with a needle in their arm while a trick is riding them in some South American ghetto brothel. That would be gratifying.



Cause that's what dating you ought to lead to, right?

/You put your disease in her.
 
2013-08-23 06:42:40 PM
Stop pretending that the ex-girlfriend on Facebook is a real person and admit you've been downloading porn from the Internet?
 
2013-08-24 02:50:08 AM

eyeq360: Stop pretending that the ex-girlfriend on Facebook is a real person and admit you've been downloading porn from the Internet?


I have a real ex on Facebook, and I stream my porn. I suppose it is downloaded in temp files, but that isn't the point.
 
2013-08-24 03:38:09 AM
Quake widows.
 
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