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(Comic Book)   Since the White House has taken down the petition to remove Ben Affleck from the role of Batman, can we at least get a decent Hitler Finds Out video together?   (comicbook.com) divider line 78
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2013-08-23 12:15:45 PM
Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?
 
2013-08-23 12:29:50 PM

kbronsito: Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?


Can we talk about the nerd rage when Keaton was picked?
 
2013-08-23 12:41:18 PM
Is the casting all that bad? Was he really that bad in Daredevil? I mean besides that retarded playground fight with the girl and the fact that Daredevil is kind of a stupid character to begin with, I don't see what was so bad about it. Besides, this is "Batman vs Superman" so it's going to be a dipshiat movie to begin with no matter who is cast. Not to mention they'll probably have the same people involved who somehow made Superman boring so who cares. The dude was in Dazed and Confused, give him a break.
 
2013-08-23 12:59:22 PM

Mugato: Was he really that bad in Daredevil?


Yes.

Mugato: Besides, this is "Batman vs Superman" so it's going to be a dipshiat movie to begin with no matter who is cast.


Also yes.

Mugato: Not to mention they'll probably have the same people involved who somehow made Superman boring


And this is why none of it matters.

I'll go see another DC movie when it has the name Timm or Dini on it.
 
2013-08-23 01:01:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: kbronsito: Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?

Can we talk about the nerd rage when Keaton was picked?


fc02.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-23 01:02:47 PM
How many signatures was it up to?

Also I saw the petition to declare the Muslim Brotherhood a Terrorist organization passed 100k signatures.
 
2013-08-23 01:37:30 PM
I would have preferred the White House replied with only "He was the bomb in phantoms yo"
 
2013-08-23 01:43:33 PM
Honestly this is the definition of first world problems. Jesus people some kind of perspective in your insular lives.

Unlike me posting on fark during work hours.
 
2013-08-23 01:44:20 PM
I don't know how anyone can take the Obama Administration seriously after this.
 
2013-08-23 01:44:52 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: kbronsito: Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?

Can we talk about the nerd rage when Keaton was picked?


Before the internet, when Adam West was cast for the television show, kids just wandered the streets, whining to themselves and anyone who happened to pass by.
 
2013-08-23 01:47:06 PM

unlikely: Mugato: Was he really that bad in Daredevil?

Yes.

Mugato: Besides, this is "Batman vs Superman" so it's going to be a dipshiat movie to begin with no matter who is cast.

Also yes.

Mugato: Not to mention they'll probably have the same people involved who somehow made Superman boring

And this is why none of it matters.

I'll go see another DC movie when it has the name Timm or Dini on it.


Well  we seem to agree except about Affleck's performance in Daredevil. I don't think he did that bad, although I tend to blame the director rather than the actor sometimes. Case in point, Clooney on Batman and Robin, Hayden Christensen on Star Wars.
 
2013-08-23 01:48:52 PM
Wtf is a "Hitler finds out" video?
 
2013-08-23 01:49:32 PM
Since the White House petition site has been nothing but serious business since the beginning, I'm not shocked they got rid of this frivolity.
 
2013-08-23 01:50:17 PM

mcmnky: Wtf is a "Hitler finds out" video?


Nothing, go back to sleep, grampy.
 
2013-08-23 01:52:31 PM
OBAAAMAAAA!!!!
 
2013-08-23 01:54:26 PM

mcmnky: Wtf is a "Hitler finds out" video?


Stupid internet meme taking a video of hitler getting mad that Eva Braun got tag teamed by the Salinsky brothers, where some sperg nerd replaces the subtitles to whatever dateless loser thing he's whining about.
 
2013-08-23 01:55:52 PM
Gonna play the devil's advocate and say he isn't that bad of a pick for batman. It's not like the series is the height of perfection anyway.

I mean, could it really be that much worse than Christian Bale's "I'm suffering from incurable throat cancer" voice, or George Clooney's bat nipples?
 
2013-08-23 01:56:05 PM
People need to get themselves a life if this is all they have to worry about. It's a farking movie people, nobody is forcing you to go see it.
 
2013-08-23 01:58:51 PM

Elegy: he isn't that bad of a pick for batman


Get outta here
 
2013-08-23 02:03:39 PM
This is sort of refreshing. Though I was hoping for someone more like the DCAU Batman, someone like Josh Brolin, or even Josh Brolin himself. I can accept that they're aiming for the campy Adam West style Batman, which makes Affleck a great choice.

Now they just need to get on that Hawk and Dove movie.
 
2013-08-23 02:13:09 PM
As a guy who owns several costumes, judges costume contests, owns hundreds of comics books and works in a comic book store, can I just say:


ATTENTION NERDS!! YOU'RE TAKING THIS TOO FAR. KNOCK IT OFF!
 
2013-08-23 02:15:47 PM

Zombie DJ: As a guy who owns several costumes, judges costume contests, owns hundreds of comics books and works in a comic book store, can I just say:


ATTENTION NERDS!! YOU'RE TAKING THIS TOO FAR. KNOCK IT OFF!


Wow, you actually 'judge' the contests?  Like they defer to your superior knowledge of how to dress up like make-believe people?

And you're drawing attention to that fact on purpose?  LOL
 
2013-08-23 02:18:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0h3Y4QFAAE
 NSFW subtitles/angry german language

You're 3 hours too late, Subby
/or maybe 30 minutes and it took the mods 180 minutes to Green light it
 
2013-08-23 02:36:20 PM
Y'all mutherf*ckers need Jesus.
 
2013-08-23 02:41:22 PM

Infernalist: Zombie DJ: As a guy who owns several costumes, judges costume contests, owns hundreds of comics books and works in a comic book store, can I just say:

Wow, you actually 'judge' the contests?  Like they defer to your superior knowledge of how to dress up like make-believe people?

And you're drawing attention to that fact on purpose?  LOL


Why would they defer to me? That doesn't even make sense.
No, let me help you out with what you're trying to insult. You see, I get paid to have fun, help out charities and meet great, creative people and see amazing ideas through imagination and determination.
Now, You should get back to work because I'm pretty sure your manager doesn't know you're using his office computer again and those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
Oh, and there's no more towels in the restroom.
 
2013-08-23 02:41:40 PM

CarnySaur: The Stealth Hippopotamus: kbronsito: Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?

Can we talk about the nerd rage when Keaton was picked?

Before the internet, when Adam West was cast for the television show, kids just wandered the streets, whining to themselves and anyone who happened to pass by.


Was there weeping and gnashing of teeth?!
 
2013-08-23 02:44:06 PM
Ben has no abs or nipples, this has to be stopped.
 
2013-08-23 02:47:07 PM

Elegy: Gonna play the devil's advocate and say he isn't that bad of a pick for batman. It's not like the series is the height of perfection anyway.

I mean, could it really be that much worse than Christian Bale's "I'm suffering from incurable throat cancer" voice, or George Clooney's bat nipples?


You're not cool.
 
2013-08-23 02:47:24 PM

AeAe: Elegy: he isn't that bad of a pick for batman

Get outta here


i.imgur.com

No u
 
2013-08-23 02:47:42 PM

Mugato: Was he really that bad in Daredevil?


Yes. Oh god yes.
 
2013-08-23 02:58:15 PM

Zombie DJ: Infernalist: Zombie DJ: As a guy who owns several costumes, judges costume contests, owns hundreds of comics books and works in a comic book store, can I just say:

Wow, you actually 'judge' the contests?  Like they defer to your superior knowledge of how to dress up like make-believe people?

And you're drawing attention to that fact on purpose?  LOL

Why would they defer to me? That doesn't even make sense.
No, let me help you out with what you're trying to insult. You see, I get paid to have fun, help out charities and meet great, creative people and see amazing ideas through imagination and determination.
Now, You should get back to work because I'm pretty sure your manager doesn't know you're using his office computer again and those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
Oh, and there's no more towels in the restroom.


nyrb.typepad.com
 
2013-08-23 03:03:20 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: kbronsito: Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?

Can we talk about the nerd rage when Keaton was picked?


Your grandmother nerdraged when a Brit was chosen to play Scarlett in "Gone With the Wind".
 
2013-08-23 03:04:05 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: The Stealth Hippopotamus: kbronsito: Will they allow a petition to make it illegal to have multiple fark threads about how this is just like when Heath ledger was cast as the Joker?

Can we talk about the nerd rage when Keaton was picked?


I lol'd at that picture, that is awesome!
 
2013-08-23 03:05:14 PM
Keaton was the best Batman.
 
2013-08-23 03:07:03 PM

The Muthaship: Keaton was the best Batman.


He did his own stunts too. Apparently he lost a part of a finger in one of the stunts.
 
2013-08-23 03:08:03 PM

Elegy: AeAe: Elegy: he isn't that bad of a pick for batman

Get outta here

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No u


See there is your problem. You don't cast Batman, the suit is Batman. You hide damn near 3/4 of an actor's face with that thing. What you cast is Bruce Wayne.
 
2013-08-23 03:08:13 PM

GanjSmokr: Since the White House petition site has been nothing but serious business since the beginning, I'm not shocked they got rid of this frivolity.


Next time the House votes to repeal Obamacare, they'll tack on a provision to remove Ben Affleck as Batman.
 
2013-08-23 03:10:39 PM

AeAe: Elegy: he isn't that bad of a pick for batman

Get outta here


I actually think he'll be good too. There were some pretty awful names for the roll floating around out there. He's a big step above all of them in my book. I still think Jenson Ackels woulda made a helluva Batman though.
 
2013-08-23 03:10:40 PM

violentsalvation: I don't know how anyone can take the Obama Administration seriously after this.


It's not the Obama Administration. It's the idiots who use the whitehouse.gov site as a sort of "call 911" site. These are the same types of dumbasses who dial the emergency number when they run out of beer.
 
2013-08-23 03:10:48 PM

uncleacid: Ben has no abs or nipples, this has to be stopped.


Wait, what? I thought Afflecks are mammals.
 
2013-08-23 03:11:11 PM

Zombie DJ: Infernalist: Zombie DJ: As a guy who owns several costumes, judges costume contests, owns hundreds of comics books and works in a comic book store, can I just say:

Wow, you actually 'judge' the contests?  Like they defer to your superior knowledge of how to dress up like make-believe people?

And you're drawing attention to that fact on purpose?  LOL

Why would they defer to me? That doesn't even make sense.
No, let me help you out with what you're trying to insult. You see, I get paid to have fun, help out charities and meet great, creative people and see amazing ideas through imagination and determination.
Now, You should get back to work because I'm pretty sure your manager doesn't know you're using his office computer again and those burgers aren't going to flip themselves.
Oh, and there's no more towels in the restroom.


oh shiat, I forgot about that post, lol

I'm sorry, homie, I didn't mean to make fun of your costume judging duties.  I was just having a little fun, I hope you didn't get your feelings hurt.  I'd hate to have a costume judge angry at me, it could hurt my chances in the next costume contest.

lol  carry on, my wayward son, there'll be peace when you're done...
 
2013-08-23 03:13:48 PM
I hope no one from the Nolan films returns.  I would prefer those movies to remain insular from the rest of the DC universe.  They were excellent and should just be left alone.
 
2013-08-23 03:18:35 PM

The Muthaship: Keaton was the best Batman.


Keaton was ok as Bruce Wayne, in that he was still just Mr. farking Mom.  Because he doesn't act...  leastwise back when Batman was made.  He was just Keaton.  Seriously.  Watch Mr. Mom and Batman back to back.  IT IS THE SAME CHARACTER.  Just like Jack's Joker was just good ol' crazy Jack in face paint, and Jack's Napier was just plain ol' normal Jack.

Keaton's Batman sucked - because the suit sucked, he had no mobility, and he generally looked like a paraplegic propped in a corner during his fight scenes.

Burton's Batfilm was the best Batman ever made... AT THE TIME.
 
2013-08-23 03:22:13 PM
shiat like this is why, despite liking comic books, video games, and action figures, I refuse to identify as a "nerd."
 
2013-08-23 03:23:25 PM

Orgasmatron138: I hope no one from the Nolan films returns.  I would prefer those movies to remain insular from the rest of the DC universe.  They were excellent and should just be left alone.


Honestly, the Batman\Bruce Wayne character should be left alone PERIOD for at least 5-10 years, because those films will fark up anyone else's portrayal for some time.  Affleck's casting is GIGANTIC mistake, and if he farks this up (and there practically is no way that he won't) it is going to KILL DC's chances at a cinematic universe that rivals Marvel in any way.
 
2013-08-23 03:27:34 PM

frepnog: the suit sucked, he had no mobility


I decided to trim it down to the part I agreed with, because I'm an agreeable sort.
 
2013-08-23 03:33:51 PM

The Muthaship: frepnog: the suit sucked, he had no mobility

I decided to trim it down to the part I agreed with, because I'm an agreeable sort.


good for you, but I stand by the entire statement.

Watch Mr. Mom.  Watch Gung Ho.  Then watch Batman.  It is the same character - Keaton.  There is no hint of "Bruce Wayne" in his portrayal.  He did an ok job, I like the Burton Batman (Batman Returns is a farking pile of steaming shiat) but he did the Kevin Costner School of Acting on that movie - that is, just show up and read lines as yourself.
 
2013-08-23 03:35:22 PM

mcmnky: Wtf is a "Hitler finds out" video?


Can I get some G to the f*cking Oogle up in this piece?

//seriously, why do some people treat ignorance like a badge of pride?
//ask your local GOPer, kids.
 
2013-08-23 03:36:54 PM

frepnog: the Kevin Costner School of Acting is just show up and read lines as yourself.


You are making this harder.
 
2013-08-23 03:46:43 PM
What?  Ben Affleck is going to be the next Batman?  I hadn't heard.  I wonder if there has been much reaction to that news on the internet?
 
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