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2013-08-23 11:37:37 AM
Is there some sort of Society for the Suppression of Bros and Bro-related Products? Because I would like to join.
 
2013-08-23 11:38:02 AM
And you may say to yourself, where does this hooker lead to?
 
2013-08-23 11:38:24 AM
Why don't you just oil up a hooker?
 
2013-08-23 11:39:19 AM
It's called a bidet.
 
2013-08-23 11:39:28 AM
aznbadger.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-23 11:39:39 AM
"I swear it's not mine!"

herbalignite.com.au
 
2013-08-23 11:40:14 AM

AGremlin: [aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 360x294]


Damn, 11 seconds.
 
2013-08-23 11:41:40 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: AGremlin: [aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 360x294]

Damn, 11 seconds.


Think about baseball, that'll make it last longer.
 
2013-08-23 11:43:11 AM

European Penis Bath" (brobible.com)


Seems like "Euro-penis Bath" would be a better name.


Double entendre is double.
 
2013-08-23 11:43:37 AM
i2.wp.com
 
2013-08-23 11:44:19 AM
Can I wait until I am no longer a-peeing to give my peener a bath?
 
2013-08-23 11:46:21 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only guy who feels insanely uncomfortable at those strip clubs. I've only been twice...both bachelor parties.

It just seems so....fake.
 
2013-08-23 11:46:23 AM
Why buy when you can lease?

/and then re-lease, amiright?
 
2013-08-23 11:47:09 AM
fta We've tested them with big butts, bony butts and even granny butts!

I guess I missed that gig on Craigslist
 
2013-08-23 11:47:10 AM

mbillips: Is there some sort of Society for the Suppression of Bros and Bro-related Products? Because I would like to join.


Link
 
2013-08-23 11:48:07 AM
Can we just legalize prostitution and get on with our lives like we're adults in the 21st century already?
 
2013-08-23 11:48:18 AM
This has got to be the stupidest thing I have read all week.

Seriously man fap panties for the premature ejaculating 15 year old in you?
 
2013-08-23 11:48:41 AM
So I don't have to wear silk pants to the tittie bar any more?
 
2013-08-23 11:53:29 AM

Howiefelter2x: So I don't have to wear silk pants to the tittie bar any more?


Manties, dude. They're the way to do.
 
2013-08-23 11:55:00 AM
I know pretty much what would happen if I brought something called "European Penis Bath" into the house.
First she would chase me around the house with some kind of heavy bludgeoning device yelling "who are you farking" and then she would call the doctor and arrange for us both to get tested for AIDS.
 
2013-08-23 11:58:52 AM
Are you allowed to whip your dick out for lap dances at strip clubs now? I always assumed that would get you a mouth full of parking lot.
 
2013-08-23 12:00:47 PM
But then how do you pee in her butt? The sex is all about peeing in her butt.
 
2013-08-23 12:01:46 PM
But I don't even have a European penis. Is there an adapter I can use?
 
2013-08-23 12:03:36 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: But I don't even have a European penis. Is there an adapter I can use?


Dude, it's metric. You don't want that.
 
2013-08-23 12:04:05 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: This has got to be the stupidest thing I have read all week.

Seriously man fap panties for the premature ejaculating 15 year old in you?


If there's a 15 year old ejaculating in you, you're more likely in a high school teacher than a strip club.
 
2013-08-23 12:04:16 PM

Head_Shot: Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only guy who feels insanely uncomfortable at those strip clubs. I've only been twice...both bachelor parties.

It just seems so....fake.


You are not the only one.
 
2013-08-23 12:05:48 PM

Prof. Frink: Random Anonymous Blackmail: This has got to be the stupidest thing I have read all week.

Seriously man fap panties for the premature ejaculating 15 year old in you?

If there's a 15 year old ejaculating in you, you're more likely in a high school teacher than a strip club.


Er, "If there's a 15 year old ejaculating in you, you're more likely in a high school teacher than a strip club."

Way to fark up that joke, Prof.
 
2013-08-23 12:08:45 PM
I am loling HARD at some of these comments.  Thankfully, my new LL undergarments give me room to grow.

Also, FTA:  "When a guy has an orgasm during a lap dance, it can be quite awkward if he's not wearing Liquid Lapdance. A wet stain typically forms on the guy's crotch, and semen may get on the dancer, where it is often unwelcome. "

But sometimes...she totally wants it.
 
2013-08-23 12:10:23 PM
Well I really liked the testimonial that said "it felt like a really loose p*ssy", but if you need to grab her hips and thrust hard a few times, you might be out of luck, and if you aren't out of luck, you probably didn't need the creepy undies to begin with.
 
2013-08-23 12:10:26 PM
Were those moves even legal in most states?http://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade
 
2013-08-23 12:11:08 PM

PizzaJedi81: DarkSoulNoHope: AGremlin: [aznbadger.files.wordpress.com image 360x294]

Damn, 11 seconds.

Think about baseball, that'll make it last longer.


Too boring and slow. Hockey is better.
 
2013-08-23 12:12:46 PM
Prof. Frink


Prof. Frink: Random Anonymous Blackmail: This has got to be the stupidest thing I have read all week.

Seriously man fap panties for the premature ejaculating 15 year old in you?

If there's a 15 year old ejaculating in you, you're more likely in a high school teacher than a strip club.

Er, "If there's a 15 year old ejaculating in you, you're more likely in a high school teacher than a strip club."

Way to fark up that joke, Prof.


Or a Catholic priest.
 
2013-08-23 12:33:50 PM
I wear pants that have a hole in the crotch.
 
2013-08-23 12:35:09 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: But I don't even have a European penis. Is there an adapter I can use?


Just wrap a slice of bologna around the tip.
 
2013-08-23 12:47:38 PM
"He doesn't worry about ANYTHING.  He kept it fun and safe and legal.  Even if his wife finds out, it's not that big a deal."

Yeah lemme know how that goes.
 
2013-08-23 12:49:05 PM

wraithmare: Head_Shot: Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only guy who feels insanely uncomfortable at those strip clubs. I've only been twice...both bachelor parties.

It just seems so....fake.

You are not the only one.


Same here, but I also dislike drinking beer and watching people I don't know play sports.
 
2013-08-23 12:58:43 PM
That was every bit as dire as I expected to see from a website called "Brobible."
 
2013-08-23 01:37:32 PM
A guy is having a great time at a strip club.  He has a connection with a girl.

o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-08-23 01:54:59 PM

Head_Shot: Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only guy who feels insanely uncomfortable at those strip clubs. I've only been twice...both bachelor parties.

It just seems so....fake.


You are not alone...  Strip clubs are lame
 
2013-08-23 01:55:27 PM
ok... i've been to a couple of bachelor parties in my day and had a few lap dances. but are dudes really achieving "full release" during this act? i'm sure i sound naive, but i really had no idea.
 
2013-08-23 02:03:51 PM
 He has a connection with a girl.

Do men honestly believe the girl is making a "connection" with anything but his wallet?
 
2013-08-23 02:10:02 PM

FlashHarry: ok... i've been to a couple of bachelor parties in my day and had a few lap dances. but are dudes really achieving "full release" during this act? i'm sure i sound naive, but i really had no idea.


static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-08-23 02:29:54 PM

FlashHarry: ok... i've been to a couple of bachelor parties in my day and had a few lap dances. but are dudes really achieving "full release" during this act? i'm sure i sound naive, but i really had no idea.


Nothing turns me on more than blowing my load all over myself in a room full of guys.

/not really
//nttawwt if it's your thing
 
2013-08-23 03:06:50 PM
Is this article from Japan?
 
2013-08-23 03:25:43 PM

Phil Moskowitz: Can we just legalize prostitution and get on with our lives like we're adults in the 21st century already?


I think the guys that want to get off in public surrounded by other men while a woman grinds on him through his clothes is a fetish that can't be replaced by hiring a hooker and a by the hour hotel room.
 
2013-08-23 03:49:15 PM
FTA:
"Our bachelor party will go down in history as one of the best.  Sixteen guys walked into the (strip club) ALL wearing Liquid Lapdance.  It was HILARIOUS.  Dances felt so good I'd have let the groom sit on my lap... ALMOST!" - Mark, LA
www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-08-23 04:00:20 PM
www.nerve.com
Approves
 
2013-08-23 04:07:57 PM

stuffy: Were those moves even legal in most states?http://www.liquidlapdance.com/products/liquid-lapdance-trade


More concerning than the legality of her moves, why...why was she licking her arm??
 
2013-08-23 04:11:49 PM
Oh. My. Well.

The Internet never ceases to amaze.
 
2013-08-23 04:13:17 PM

Head_Shot: Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only guy who feels insanely uncomfortable at those strip clubs. I've only been twice...both bachelor parties.

It just seems so....fake.


Not just you.

I'm terribly uncomfortable in strip clubs.  The whole "here is some money, now debase yourself for my amusement" is pretty much a mood killer.
 
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