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(AP)   If you answer the phone and the person on the other end says, "It's the Pope", It may be a good idea not curse at them and tell them to stop prank calling you   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 51
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2013-08-23 12:17:59 PM  
i249.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-23 12:25:34 PM  
Will he record my voicemail message like Carl Kassel?
 
2013-08-23 12:26:25 PM  
It was dog.
 
2013-08-23 12:26:52 PM  
www.truthdig.com
 
2013-08-23 12:27:04 PM  
I'm kinda thinking Pope Francis was an awesome choice.
 
2013-08-23 12:28:25 PM  
divpat.org
 
2013-08-23 12:30:37 PM  
"Hi Pope.  Say, how's that whole massive, global, child rape scandal that you and your underlings actively try to cover up, even to this present day, by moving offending priests to new dioceses where they can victimize more children going?  Hello?  Pope?"
 
2013-08-23 12:31:45 PM  
Imma the farking Pope!
 
2013-08-23 12:32:27 PM  
What's wrong wth cussing out the Pope? He's not God Almighty, is he?
 
2013-08-23 12:32:32 PM  
Wait Jesus and the Apostles didn't use the 'usted'? Dirty hippies.
 
2013-08-23 12:33:53 PM  

QuillofNumenor: "Hi Pope.  Say, how's that whole massive, global, child rape scandal that you and your underlings actively try to cover up, even to this present day, by moving offending priests to new dioceses where they can victimize more children going?  Hello?  Pope?"


Dude, wrong pope. You're thinking about the last one. Pope Francis doesn't tolerate that shiat.
 
2013-08-23 12:34:14 PM  
It may also be a good idea proofread your headlines.
 
2013-08-23 12:37:50 PM  

Notabunny: I'm kinda thinking Pope Francis was an awesome choice.


This.  Say what you want about religion, but this guy is pretty cool.  Gotta love the Jesuits.
 
2013-08-23 12:37:58 PM  
Pope: Would your boys care to come over and for ice cream sometime?
 
2013-08-23 12:38:24 PM  
Could you add a little more flavor to the body of Christ.
 
2013-08-23 12:38:24 PM  

Precision Boobery: It may also be a good idea proofread your headlines.


Tell me about It.
 
2013-08-23 12:39:07 PM  
The phony pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth
 
2013-08-23 12:41:38 PM  
should i not have asked him if he shiats in the woods?
 
2013-08-23 12:49:20 PM  
He's probably baked when he does it.
 
2013-08-23 12:50:00 PM  
I curse his ass out on the off chance it was the real Pope.
 
2013-08-23 12:56:16 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: should i not have asked him if he shiats in the woods?


Only if you know for certain that bears are Catholic.
 
2013-08-23 01:39:38 PM  
Topping the list: Be ready, especially if the land line rings. The 76-year-old Francis has a fondness for making calls the old-fashioned way, using land lines and placing the calls himself

He can tell if he's calling a landline? I guess my household is safe, then.
 
2013-08-23 01:43:44 PM  
I like this Pope. He is showing a real down to reality sense of being.
He even told them to lose the red shoes. (Makes ya look odd anyway.)
 
2013-08-23 01:47:00 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Dead for Tax Reasons: should i not have asked him if he shiats in the woods?

Only if you know for certain that bears are Catholic.



Catholics don't approve of the lifestyle choices of bears....so......nope.......
 
2013-08-23 01:47:02 PM  
It's the perfect opportunity to ask for one of your rivals to be excommunicated.
 
2013-08-23 01:56:50 PM  

darth_badger: [www.truthdig.com image 300x225]


Done in 4.  Book it.
 
2013-08-23 02:02:43 PM  
Even if I knew it was the pope, I'd still cuss him out. Just so I can say I cussed at the pope.
Pope: Hellooo! It'sa me! Da Pope!
Me: Go fark yourself you sodding git! (every now and then I like to mix it up with a little British to keep things fresh)
Girlfriend: Who was that?
Me: Farkin' pope.
GF: What did he want?
Me: Fark if I know. Probably not to be cussed at, but we don't always get what we want, do we?
 
2013-08-23 02:05:13 PM  

AngryDragon: Notabunny: I'm kinda thinking Pope Francis was an awesome choice.

This.  Say what you want about religion, but this guy is pretty cool.  Gotta love the Jesuits.


Jesuit high schools and colleges are the only form of parochial/religious schooling I've ever heard atheist alumni speak fondly of.
 
2013-08-23 02:06:07 PM  
By the way, I've been fighting it for decades but it's time to announce that I'm really a Deity deep down inside and wish to be known by the name of Jesus. And, except for when you Farkers SEND ME MONEY, please be considerate enough to address me as Thou and refer to me as The LORD.

KTHXBI!
 
2013-08-23 02:06:17 PM  
I'm sorry, but did you say Pope or Poop?
 
2013-08-23 02:09:17 PM  

CrazyCracka420: It's the perfect opportunity to ask for one of your rivals to be excommunicated.

tortured and executed.

What?  That's what I would want him to do ...
 
2013-08-23 02:16:33 PM  
Oh hi!  I saw you in a pizza the other day.
 
2013-08-23 02:21:24 PM  

Pontious Pilates: AngryDragon: Notabunny: I'm kinda thinking Pope Francis was an awesome choice.

This.  Say what you want about religion, but this guy is pretty cool.  Gotta love the Jesuits.

Jesuit high schools and colleges are the only form of parochial/religious schooling I've ever heard atheist alumni speak fondly of.


A fair number of my fellow HS grads are now Atheists (or were at the time, and still are). I can understand why there would be a fondness - the Priests were very professional, very dedicated to what they do, cool as fark, and didn't push religion. On-campus religious events were completely optional. The focus of the school's mission was always on social justice, not religious devotion or displays of faith - that crosses the boundaries of every faith (or lack thereof).
 
2013-08-23 02:32:43 PM  
Uncle Freddie died?!
 
2013-08-23 02:34:25 PM  
I think Gandhi would like this Pope.

/ "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
 
2013-08-23 02:36:57 PM  

Stoker: I like this Pope. He is showing a real down to reality sense of being.
He even told them to lose the red shoes. (Makes ya look odd dead anyway.)


thisismybipolarlife.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-23 02:50:49 PM  

Pontious Pilates: AngryDragon: Notabunny: I'm kinda thinking Pope Francis was an awesome choice.

This.  Say what you want about religion, but this guy is pretty cool.  Gotta love the Jesuits.

Jesuit high schools and colleges are the only form of parochial/religious schooling I've ever heard atheist alumni speak fondly of.


The Franciscans are pretty cool too.

I had a religious history class once that I was dreading taking.  Catholic school.  When I saw the teacher walk in, a Franciscan nun, I could feel my brain starting to hurt.  First thing she did was hold up a Bible and say "This is your textbook for this semester.  Don't take anything you read in this book literally."

I was stunned.  Turned out to be one of the most objective and informative history classes I ever took.
 
2013-08-23 02:57:09 PM  
If the Pope needs another miracle on his way to sainthood, he can give me a ring and try and convert me to Catholicism. I'd ask him to denounce this nonsense and do the world a favor. NO MORE RELIGION. kthxbye
 
2013-08-23 03:00:48 PM  

iheartscotch: QuillofNumenor: "Hi Pope.  Say, how's that whole massive, global, child rape scandal that you and your underlings actively try to cover up, even to this present day, by moving offending priests to new dioceses where they can victimize more children going?  Hello?  Pope?"

Dude, wrong pope. You're thinking about the last one. Pope Francis doesn't tolerate that shiat.


yeah, you can tell that he does tolerate it by looking at hat huge list of clergymen that have been thrown into prison over the last few months.

oh.... wait.
 
2013-08-23 03:05:09 PM  
images.wikia.com

The only pope I recognize
 
2013-08-23 03:16:14 PM  
religiousfreaks.com
Call...THE BISHOP!
 
2013-08-23 03:44:58 PM  
You know, even from a non-catholic background  - the new pope seems like a genuinely good-hearted man that holds by the actual tenants of his faith. The man deserves a lot of respect, but it would surprise me if he doesn't die under kennedy-esque circumstances.. He's already challenging a lot of that hierarchy by rejecting so much of the status stuff that comes with being pope.
 
2013-08-23 04:47:42 PM  
"Do you accept......a collect call from the Pope?"
"he should use Skype, it's less expensive."
"He's the Pope, not Seymour Cray."
 
2013-08-23 09:51:47 PM  

uncleacid: Could you add a little more flavor to the body of Christ.


hehehe
 youre lucky Jesus has a sense of humor or hed kick your sinner ass all over the solar system......sinner
 
2013-08-23 09:53:18 PM  

Stoker: I like this Pope. He is showing a real down to reality sense of being.
He even told them to lose the red shoes. (Makes ya look odd anyway.)


and the big napkin hat doesnt?......sinner
 
2013-08-23 09:56:27 PM  
If he reinstates the Inqusition I wanna be Grand Inquisitor... I got a whole set of pliers and everything.....Ill find the sinners
 
2013-08-23 11:39:21 PM  

SuddenlySamhain: If he reinstates the Inqusition I wanna be Grand Inquisitor... I got a whole set of pliers and everything.....Ill find the sinners


We should team up. I have a comfy chair and fluffy pillows.
 
2013-08-24 12:13:33 AM  
I'm an atheist but this guy seems pretty cool.
 
2013-08-24 12:38:58 AM  
First he loses the red shoes now he's drunk dialing what's next? A lowrider pope-mobile?
 
2013-08-24 12:55:53 AM  
I'd probably have a few more choice words for the guy if I knew it was really him.

And it is:

"It's-a da pope."
 
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