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(Metro)   "Eric? Eric the bee?" "No. Eric the half-bee. He had an accident"   (metro.co.uk) divider line 20
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2013-08-23 12:14:13 PM  
Cyril Connolly?
 
2013-08-23 12:17:46 PM  

FlashHarry: Cyril Connolly?


No. "Semi-carnally."
 
2013-08-23 12:56:46 PM  
Isn't it "Half-a-bee?"

I don't even know why I recognize this reference.
 
2013-08-23 01:41:11 PM  

factoryconnection: Isn't it "Half-a-bee?"

I don't even know why I recognize this reference.


The song is Eric the Half-a-Bee.  Within the text of the preceding sketch, however, it is Eric the half-bee.

listen
 
2013-08-23 01:50:15 PM  
Ho ho ho, hee hee hee.
 
2013-08-23 01:57:45 PM  
Bee agressive, bee, bee agres........damn!
 
2013-08-23 01:58:27 PM  
He's half the man he used to bee?
 
2013-08-23 02:09:02 PM  
I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a loony; furthermore, Dawn Palethorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor. Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris. And Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la Recherche du Temps Perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!
 
2013-08-23 02:30:32 PM  
Half a be, philosophically, must ipso-facto half not be.
 
2013-08-23 02:41:35 PM  

mithrandir: Half a be, philosophically, must ipso-facto half not be.


but half the bee has got to be, vis-a-vis his entity. you see?
 
2013-08-23 03:07:13 PM  
 
2013-08-23 03:08:05 PM  
 
2013-08-23 03:21:55 PM  
Africanized bee would have kicked Wasp Ass! Booya!

/"Pollen, Mother Farker! Do you have it?"
 
2013-08-23 03:40:39 PM  

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: That's nothing

30 Japanese Giant Hornets Kill 30,000 Honey Bees.


What.  The shiat.  Was that?  Wow.
 
2013-08-23 05:37:33 PM  
I'm getting more and more sick of the snuff videos that are greenlit by Fark.

Drew, if you're not going to enforce some common sense on your site, then you're a shiatty dickbag.
 
2013-08-23 08:11:10 PM  
:makes appearance:
 
2013-08-23 08:39:29 PM  
Nope, they're not stoned, are they?
 
2013-08-23 09:57:52 PM  

Meow928: Nope, they're not stoned, are they?


I think they're just dumb.
 
2013-08-23 11:36:19 PM  

FlashHarry: I've heard tell that Sir Gerald Nabarro has a pet prawn called Simon and you wouldn't call him a loony; furthermore, Dawn Palethorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam, called Stafford, after the late Chancellor. Allan Bullock has two pikes, both called Chris. And Marcel Proust had an haddock! So, if you're calling the author of 'A la Recherche du Temps Perdu' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!


Yes and Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul!
 
2013-08-24 08:05:27 AM  
You're off your chum.
 
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