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(Bleeding Cool)   DC Comics to relocate the Justice League from America to Canada, because the Great Lakes have already been claimed by the Avengers and the water in Mexico is undrinkable   (bleedingcool.com) divider line 66
    More: Stupid, Justice League, Great Lakes, Avengers, Dan DiDio, Major Changes, Northern Ontario, Christy Lemire, spoiling  
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2013-08-23 11:24:47 AM
No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is
 
2013-08-23 11:25:39 AM

gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is


Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?
 
2013-08-23 11:29:43 AM
It's been done, and better.

upload.wikimedia.org

kleinletters.com

img839.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-23 11:30:52 AM

naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?


Yea, I was going to post a Wolverine pic, but it was thrown away. Luckily I hit refresh first.

Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.
 
2013-08-23 11:32:54 AM

naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?


Exception that proves the rule etc etc.
 
2013-08-23 11:34:08 AM

scottydoesntknow: naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?

Yea, I was going to post a Wolverine pic, but it was thrown away. Luckily I hit refresh first.

Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.


Justice League was a "modern" update of Justice Society, because even in 1960, Julie Schwartz thought "Justice Society" sounded too old fashioned.
 
2013-08-23 11:34:44 AM

gopher321: naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?

Exception that proves the rule etc etc.


Deadpool is also Canadian
 
2013-08-23 11:36:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: It's been done, and better.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x455]

[kleinletters.com image 400x615]

[img839.imageshack.us image 400x600]


Nice to see that Moltar was able to get work after Space Ghost: Coast to Coast was cancelled.
 
2013-08-23 11:48:03 AM
Hey media, talk about us!  Talk about our comics!
Don't make us make another character come out as gay!
 
2013-08-23 11:49:38 AM
They need a Montezuma's Revenge character. His power is to ... well ... flush your innards in all directions.
 
2013-08-23 11:57:31 AM

Nadie_AZ: They need a Montezuma's Revenge character. His power is to ... well ... flush your innards in all directions.


Does Spider Jerusalem's bowel disruptor count?

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-23 11:57:34 AM
"Oh no, the Caknuckler didn't tip sufficiently for his Tim Bits!  TO THE JUSTICE ZAMBONI!"
 
2013-08-23 01:39:20 PM
It is part of some big DC event.  Dont like it?  Dont read it.

/not reading it
 
2013-08-23 01:48:10 PM

scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.


The justice league is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman why is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman overcome especially now that Batman Incorporated is a thing.  At least with the Avengers there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.
 
2013-08-23 01:53:09 PM
Jeff Lemire is writing a story about a super hero team in Canada?  Disregard my post from earlier, I will definitely check this out.
 
2013-08-23 02:04:06 PM

Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league avengers is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manwhy is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manovercome especially now that Batman Incorporated giant iron man automated army is a thing.  At least with the Avengers neither there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA avengers (not even getting into the fact that batman or superman is in the current JLA)? It would be the Batman SupermanThor and Hulk or just Iron Man show all day every day with short bursts of Green LanternClench up legolass for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

 
2013-08-23 02:14:42 PM

scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.


Would you rather them be called the Super Friends?
 
2013-08-23 02:15:53 PM
In other news: Canadian Heritage Minister was shiatkicked today as taxpayers found out how much the Minister paid to create a Canuckistan version.

/I hate the smell of Propaganda in the morning!
//Inbred, mother f*cking, politicians.
 
2013-08-23 02:16:46 PM
Egoy3k:Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Baggage?

But... we have a blue monkey!
 
2013-08-23 02:21:54 PM

hammer85: Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league avengers is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manwhy is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manovercome especially now that Batman Incorporated giant iron man automated army is a thing.  At least with the Avengers neither there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA avengers (not even getting into the fact that batman or superman is in the current JLA)? It would be the Batman SupermanThor and Hulk or just Iron Man show all day every day with short bursts of Green LanternClench up legolass for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.


Thank you. Nothing like dumb argument from Marvel fanboys.
 
2013-08-23 02:23:04 PM
So is their new headquarters going to be a Tim Hortons?
 
2013-08-23 02:25:00 PM

WippitGuud: Egoy3k:Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Baggage?

But... we have a blue monkey!


Form of.....RECEPTIONIST!

unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-08-23 02:26:47 PM

hammer85: WippitGuud: Egoy3k:Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Baggage?

But... we have a blue monkey!

Form of.....RECEPTIONIST!

[unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com image 615x346]


I can so see Zan getting pissed off one day, cutting off Jana's hand to activate powers, and going all villain and wrecking the planet.
 
2013-08-23 02:30:04 PM

WippitGuud: hammer85: WippitGuud: Egoy3k:Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Baggage?

But... we have a blue monkey!

Form of.....RECEPTIONIST!

[unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com image 615x346]

I can so see Zan getting pissed off one day, cutting off Jana's hand to activate powers, and going all villain and wrecking the planet.


He was the tsunami that hit Japan.  I have legit sources on that.
 
2013-08-23 02:30:04 PM
comicbook.com

For any other Lemire fans out there.
 
2013-08-23 02:31:02 PM

rocky_howard: hammer85: Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league avengers is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manwhy is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manovercome especially now that Batman Incorporated giant iron man automated army is a thing.  At least with the Avengers neither there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA avengers (not even getting into the fact that batman or superman is in the current JLA)? It would be the Batman SupermanThor and Hulk or just Iron Man show all day every day with short bursts of Green LanternClench up legolass for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Thank you. Nothing like dumb argument from Marvel fanboys.


BOTH SIDES ARE BAD, SO BUY DC!
 
2013-08-23 02:38:59 PM

scottydoesntknow: gopher321: naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?

Exception that proves the rule etc etc.

Deadpool is also Canadian


Deadpool also sucks.
 
2013-08-23 02:39:58 PM

ArcadianRefugee: scottydoesntknow: gopher321: naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?

Exception that proves the rule etc etc.

Deadpool is also Canadian

Deadpool also sucks.


Go ahead and tell us why, you know you want to.
 
2013-08-23 02:40:51 PM

FirstNationalBastard: rocky_howard: hammer85: Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league avengers is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manwhy is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manovercome especially now that Batman Incorporated giant iron man automated army is a thing.  At least with the Avengers neither there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA avengers (not even getting into the fact that batman or superman is in the current JLA)? It would be the Batman SupermanThor and Hulk or just Iron Man show all day every day with short bursts of Green LanternClench up legolass for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Thank you. Nothing like dumb argument from Marvel fanboys.

BOTH SIDES ARE BAD, SO BUY DC!


I buy both.  Shocking, I know, but it can be done.
 
2013-08-23 02:41:20 PM
If I were a Canadian leader I'm not sure I would want an influx of superheroes.  Wherever they go, it seems massive property damage, reality distortions and psychotic episodes follow.
 
2013-08-23 02:43:00 PM

Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman why is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman overcome especially now that Batman Incorporated is a thing.  At least with the Avengers there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.


Shame that for all these decades with countless writers and teams of creators, that nobody has been able to address that problem even once.

Maybe, just maybe, the threats are such that they're widespread and involving multiple dilemmas that it requires a team to handle them all.

Naw, it's just the Joker.
 
2013-08-23 02:43:32 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Deadpool also sucks.


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2013-08-23 02:44:20 PM

hammer85: I buy both. Shocking, I know, but it can be done.


Both companies suck! So buy neither!

/what I have learned from Fark comic threads
 
2013-08-23 02:45:16 PM

Gergesa: If I were a Canadian leader I'm not sure I would want an influx of superheroes.  Wherever they go, it seems massive property damage, reality distortions and psychotic episodes follow.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-08-23 02:45:55 PM
Canadian Superheroes:

Wolverine
Deadpool

Alpha Flight team
Beta Flight team
Gamma Flight team
Omega Flight team (group of super villains charged with killing Alpha Flight, then later charged with protecting Canada from any threats...superhuman or not)

That is all the ones I can remember. BTW, Marvel created all of these..and apparently the reasoning behind the Flight teams was to give a Canadian version of the Avengers.(had to look up the reason why they created them)
 
2013-08-23 02:45:57 PM

Lodger: Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman why is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman overcome especially now that Batman Incorporated is a thing.  At least with the Avengers there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Shame that for all these decades with countless writers and teams of creators, that nobody has been able to address that problem even once.

Maybe, just maybe, the threats are such that they're widespread and involving multiple dilemmas that it requires a team to handle them all.

Naw, it's just the Joker.


And we all know how that ends

i.imgur.com

/probably my favorite current ongoing comic
 
2013-08-23 02:54:25 PM
Some other news from today...

DC has redesigned Lobo in an attempt to appeal to the Twilight audience

i6.photobucket.com

/there really is no defending DC at this point. But it's fun to see people try.
 
2013-08-23 02:56:02 PM

Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman why is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman overcome especially now that Batman Incorporated is a thing.  At least with the Avengers there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.


I always thought it odd back on the ABC cartoon version of the JLA that Superman was so ludicrously overpowered that he could make one of those executive ball-smashers by stringing together six actual galaxies but when Batman and Robin were captured the bad guys would take their utility belts and the heroes would respond by waiting for rescue or death -- and these guys were on the same team.
 
2013-08-23 02:58:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Some other news from today...

DC has redesigned Lobo in an attempt to appeal to the Twilight audience

[i6.photobucket.com image 521x800]

/there really is no defending DC at this point. But it's fun to see people try.


Mother of god....
 
2013-08-23 02:59:31 PM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Superman was so ludicrously overpowered


imaginedrealms.typepad.com
 
2013-08-23 03:00:31 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Some other news from today...

DC has redesigned Lobo in an attempt to appeal to the Twilight audience

[i6.photobucket.com image 521x800]

/there really is no defending DC at this point. But it's fun to see people try.


That is not good.
 
2013-08-23 03:05:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Some other news from today...

DC has redesigned Lobo in an attempt to appeal to the Twilight audience

[i6.photobucket.com image 521x800]

/there really is no defending DC at this point. But it's fun to see people try.


I don't mind the new outfit...but jesus christ he needs to eat something and bulk up.
 
2013-08-23 03:08:27 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Some other news from today...

DC has redesigned Lobo in an attempt to appeal to the Twilight audience

[i6.photobucket.com image 521x800]

/there really is no defending DC at this point. But it's fun to see people try.


It's easy. Lobo is a parody of Wolverine. When Wolverine was a rugged hairy foul-mouthed  bike driving bar hopping badass, Lobo was that, tenfold.

Now that Wolverine is this, Lobo is just following suit.

3.bp.blogspot.com


www.therichest.com
 
2013-08-23 03:09:09 PM
(Sorry, that nuLobo is awful, but I tried. I TRIED!!)
 
2013-08-23 03:11:14 PM

rocky_howard: (Sorry, that nuLobo is awful, but I tried. I TRIED!!)


I'll give you partial credit, especially for digging up a Manga Wolvie.
 
2013-08-23 03:13:58 PM

FirstNationalBastard: rocky_howard: (Sorry, that nuLobo is awful, but I tried. I TRIED!!)

I'll give you partial credit, especially for digging up a Manga Wolvie.


Digging it up?  It's on Disney like every week, right alongside manga iron man and that god awful SMASH show.
 
2013-08-23 03:18:59 PM

hammer85: FirstNationalBastard: rocky_howard: (Sorry, that nuLobo is awful, but I tried. I TRIED!!)

I'll give you partial credit, especially for digging up a Manga Wolvie.

Digging it up?  It's on Disney like every week, right alongside manga iron man and that god awful SMASH show.


Hmm...I take that back.  Looks like it only had one season in 2011 and I can't find anything that says its still airing.
 
2013-08-23 03:21:00 PM

rocky_howard: hammer85: Egoy3k: scottydoesntknow: Is it just me, or has the name The Justice League always sounded lamer than The Avengers.

The justice league avengers is kind of stupid anyway. In a world that contains Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manwhy is anybody else even necessary? Half of the time it seems like they are reaching to find ways to include the others.  There is pretty much no problem that they couldn't convincingly have Batman and Superman Thor and Hulk or just Iron Manovercome especially now that Batman Incorporated giant iron man automated army is a thing.  At least with the Avengers neither there is more reasonable cause to have a team.

Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA avengers (not even getting into the fact that batman or superman is in the current JLA)? It would be the Batman SupermanThor and Hulk or just Iron Man show all day every day with short bursts of Green LanternClench up legolass for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Thank you. Nothing like dumb argument from Marvel fanboys.


Yeah mild criticism of the Justice League = Marvel fanboy.  I don't know how you missed the part of my post describing how farking awesome Batman and Superman are seeing as it was pretty much my whole post.
 
2013-08-23 04:41:29 PM

WippitGuud: hammer85: WippitGuud: Egoy3k:Honestly can you imagine being a member of the JLA? It would be the Batman Superman show all day every day with short bursts of Green Lantern for seasoning. You'd basically just feel like baggage.

Baggage?

But... we have a blue monkey!

Form of.....RECEPTIONIST!

[unleashthefanboy.s3.amazonaws.com image 615x346]

I can so see Zan getting pissed off one day, cutting off Jana's hand to activate powers, and going all villain and wrecking the planet.


OK, but only if he keeps the ring on Jana's hand, and the hand itself in a holster.  Do that and I'm in.
 
2013-08-23 04:55:10 PM

ArcadianRefugee: scottydoesntknow: gopher321: naughtyrev: gopher321: No thanks, you can keep them.

/Canadian superheroes written by Americans suck anyway; they're the ones that get killed off or ass-kicked just to prove how serious the enemy is

Wasn't Wolverine Canadian?

Exception that proves the rule etc etc.

Deadpool is also Canadian

Deadpool also sucks.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
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