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(Patch)   It's the old "one minute I'm drinking in a bar, the next I come to somewhere else with no idea how I got there" story with a felony thrown in for good measure   (dacula.patch.com) divider line 17
    More: Strange, deaths, Daryl Savell, felony, robbery  
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3152 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2013 at 11:47 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-23 10:05:15 AM  
The officer also found a "large amount" of women's underwear in boxes in the trunk of Savell's vehicle. When asked who the underwear belonged to, Savell reportedly responded with "I don't know why that is relevant."


Clearly he's a traveling women's underwear salesman.
 
2013-08-23 10:07:57 AM  
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2013-08-23 11:56:46 AM  
They never gave her a blood test to see if her drink was spiked?
 
2013-08-23 11:57:36 AM  
I don't know why the police questioning you while in hand cuffs wouldn't be relevant to the woman that you chased into her house after doctoring her drinks.
 
2013-08-23 12:01:45 PM  

Sybarite: The officer also found a "large amount" of women's underwear in boxes in the trunk of Savell's vehicle. When asked who the underwear belonged to, Savell reportedly responded with "I don't know why that is relevant."


Clearly he's a traveling women's underwear salesman.


They found him by following the trail of clitty-litter?
 
2013-08-23 12:10:23 PM  
This should be a good "men are pigs" thread.
 
2013-08-23 12:10:56 PM  
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2013-08-23 12:30:35 PM  

AngryDragon: This should be a good "men are pigs" thread.


How about a good "people who spike drinks* are bad" thread?

*unless it's your own
 
2013-08-23 12:31:56 PM  
This is why your Mother tells you to never leave a drink unattended in a bar.

Somebody will slip you a Mickey Finn.

Apparrently Mickey Finn was an Irish barkeep in Chicago who had the habit of drugging and rolling the clientele.

Any hoo, whatever the truth of that derivation may be, it sounds like a classic case of somebody slipping a careless drinker some date-rape drug and then robbing (and possibly molesting) her.

Since that is settled, and since this is Fark, I will claim that she was abducted by aliens.

All "lost time" is caused by UFOs, demons, or the fairy folk. Note that this story is from Dacula. It's way too soon to do the Dr. Acula joke again, but I've seen a number of articles from Dacula over the years, on Fark and before I was a Farker even.

It must be one of those places like Eerie, Indiana, where the veneer between reality and weirdness has worn thin.

Why else would the story be illustrated with a photo of Frankenstein's Monster, aka Frankenstein (because when a man makes another man, the make is called "Father" or "Senior" and the makee is called "Sonny Boy" or "Junior"--so much for quibblers. Fark quibblers--the masses always have a reason for these supposed egregious errors).

I bet the Wolf Man is involved in this some how. And probably Dr. Acula.
 
2013-08-23 12:35:50 PM  
She should have said she was sexually assaulted. Then nothing would be her fault since she was drunk.
 
2013-08-23 12:36:33 PM  

brantgoose: This is why your Mother tells you to never leave a drink unattended in a bar.

Somebody will slip you a Mickey Finn.

Apparrently Mickey Finn was an Irish barkeep in Chicago who had the habit of drugging and rolling the clientele.

Any hoo, whatever the truth of that derivation may be, it sounds like a classic case of somebody slipping a careless drinker some date-rape drug and then robbing (and possibly molesting) her.

Since that is settled, and since this is Fark, I will claim that she was abducted by aliens.

All "lost time" is caused by UFOs, demons, or the fairy folk. Note that this story is from Dacula. It's way too soon to do the Dr. Acula joke again, but I've seen a number of articles from Dacula over the years, on Fark and before I was a Farker even.

It must be one of those places like Eerie, Indiana, where the veneer between reality and weirdness has worn thin.

Why else would the story be illustrated with a photo of Frankenstein's Monster, aka Frankenstein (because when a man makes another man, the make is called "Father" or "Senior" and the makee is called "Sonny Boy" or "Junior"--so much for quibblers. Fark quibblers--the masses always have a reason for these supposed egregious errors).

I bet the Wolf Man is involved in this some how. And probably Dr. Acula.


Hehehehe
 
2013-08-23 01:38:36 PM  
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2013-08-23 01:45:20 PM  
Why are people so stupid? Never leave your drink unattended. Watch the bartender make/open your drink. Never let someone you hardly know bring you a drink. If you are at a party, make/get your own drink.

Men can be victimized as well, but women have this weird need to be catered to so they are at the most risk.

TL/DR: Don't be a moron.
 
2013-08-23 01:56:48 PM  

hailin: Why are people so stupid? Never leave your drink unattended. Watch the bartender make/open your drink. Never let someone you hardly know bring you a drink. If you are at a party, make/get your own drink.

Men can be victimized as well, but women have this weird need to be catered to so they are at the most risk.

TL/DR: Don't be a moron.


Not all women like to be catered to. Some of us even like buying random guys anonymous drinks just because we overheard them say something interesting. ;)

And you're absolutely right. Guys get drugged, too. I was a bartender in a college town and was subpoenaed for a court case where a guy drugged another guy's drink (allegedly). The topic of men getting drugged deserves more attention.

TL/DR: I agree.
 
2013-08-23 02:29:04 PM  

megarian: Not all women like to be catered to. Some of us even like buying random guys anonymous drinks just because we overheard them say something interesting. ;)


Are you now or will you soon be in Lxington, KY? If so please let me know which bar(s) you (plan to) patronize; I'll start thinking up interesting things to say. But be warned: the more drinks you buy me the more interesting things might come out of my mouth, while regions farther down my body will become even more boring than they are already.
 
2013-08-23 02:35:52 PM  

The One True TheDavid: megarian: Not all women like to be catered to. Some of us even like buying random guys anonymous drinks just because we overheard them say something interesting. ;)

Are you now or will you soon be in Lxington, KY? If so please let me know which bar(s) you (plan to) patronize; I'll start thinking up interesting things to say. But be warned: the more drinks you buy me the more interesting things might come out of my mouth, while regions farther down my body will become even more boring than they are already.


*checks Expedia* holy fark. Apparently not.

And how dare you?! I patronize all bars equally if I'm visiting somewhere. So they will ALL be visited because it's impossible to fark up whisky + ice.

thankyouverymuch. ;)
 
2013-08-23 03:59:35 PM  

hailin: Why are people so stupid? Never leave your drink unattended. Watch the bartender make/open your drink. Never let someone you hardly know bring you a drink. If you are at a party, make/get your own drink.


People who are trying to take advantage of you can be sneaky. I was drugged by a female friend, who turned presentable druggie thief without my knowledge. She showed up at a bar with another female friend and while they distracted me to my immediate left, a previously unseen male 'assistant" spiked my drink sitting a foot away from me on the bar.

The four of us "went to a nearby house party", which is common in Pittsburgh. They actually drove me around buying cartons of cigarettes for trade until my card was depleted. My next memory was seven hours later when I came to, but no knowledge of what had happened.

I thought it could never happen to me. I'm no longer so quick to judge others.
 
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