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(Washington Post)   White House chefs had to take the extra cream out of President Clinton's food   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 28
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2013-08-23 09:21:42 AM
Glad to see they a-dress-ed the problem.
 
2013-08-23 09:27:16 AM
Insert your own semen joke here.
 
2013-08-23 09:30:35 AM
What a timely and relevant article.
 
2013-08-23 09:30:36 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Insert your own semen joke here.


With Clinton, something is getting inserted somewhere.
 
2013-08-23 09:32:00 AM
Well, he did figure out how to make a Roi-Tan cigar into a Swisher Sweet.
 
2013-08-23 09:33:49 AM
Hillary wants to know how much cream we put it the Prez's entrée.

Uh huh huh huh.

Heh heh.

Uh huh huh huh.

Heh heh heheheh. Heh.

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2013-08-23 09:34:57 AM

ikanreed: Pants full of macaroni!!: Insert your own semen joke here.

With Clinton, something is getting inserted somewhere.


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2013-08-23 09:39:42 AM
FTFA: "He went on to cook plenty of lighter fare for the family, including, he remembers, a cheesecake that sneaks in tofu and lighter-fat ingredients."

I would fire ANY arsehole who tried to put TOFU in my cheesecake. Because fark you.
 
2013-08-23 09:42:26 AM
a cheesecake that sneaks in tofu

Stupid man world.
 
2013-08-23 09:42:54 AM
Let's just call it what it is: Food rape.
 
2013-08-23 09:45:54 AM
They probably gave that cream to Monica, amiright?
 
2013-08-23 09:53:54 AM
www.cinetelerevue.beMonica was a chef?

What having just finished removing cream might look like...
 
2013-08-23 09:59:37 AM
Reminds me of another hard-hitting story.

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2013-08-23 10:00:52 AM

Kirzania: FTFA: "He went on to cook plenty of lighter fare for the family, including, he remembers, a cheesecake that sneaks in tofu and lighter-fat ingredients."

I would fire ANY arsehole who tried to put TOFU in my cheesecake. Because fark you.


I've had a cheesecake made with whipped tofu instead of cream cheese; if someone didn't tell you that the main ingredient was tofu, you wouldn't know.  I couldn't tell a difference taste-wise between the two.  I've also had a cheesecake made with marscapone and ricotta instead of cream cheese.  That one was pretty damn tasty too.
 
2013-08-23 10:21:26 AM

Kirzania: I would fire ANY arsehole who tried to put TOFU in my cheesecake. Because fark you.



That made me laugh cheers.

It would be good if you got the story out of him thanks to a totally medieval waterboarding session.

Then ya pack him off to Gitmo for a few years of nude-and-kneeling-in-a-cage action.
 
2013-08-23 10:24:23 AM
And we care why?

Are we going to call this "Creamgate"?  Fatgazi?
 
2013-08-23 10:32:17 AM
Obscure?

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/never obscure
 
2013-08-23 11:08:12 AM
Who are the Chefs?
 
2013-08-23 11:36:50 AM

abhorrent1: Who are the Chefs?


Great googly-moogly...
 
2013-08-23 11:55:33 AM
 
2013-08-23 12:33:10 PM
HA HA HA!!! I get it by cream you meant semen! how ironic!

/so it's irony because when Clinton wanted less cream in his food, it really meant he wanted less semen in it?
 
2013-08-23 12:40:02 PM
The idea of faking rich dishes in the course of trying to eat "healthy" strikes me as a very 1990s notion, and one which clearly didn't work for Bill; he didn't get slim until they put him on a vegan diet recently.

I'm much more impressed with the dishes I've seen coming out of the Obama White House, which rely more on flavors of the ingredients, less on fat.  I suspect the Bushes started the kitchen on that trend.
 
2013-08-23 12:56:42 PM

Dwight_Yeast: The idea of faking rich dishes in the course of trying to eat "healthy" strikes me as a very 1990s notion....

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Great call.
 
2013-08-23 02:19:49 PM

Pangea: Obscure?



/never obscure


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2013-08-23 03:04:31 PM
My ex-SIL had to do that shiat with my nephew, who would only eat Kraft mac 'n' cheese and french fries. She'd puree orange and yellow vegetables and mix them with the mac. It wasn't until he joined the Army that he realized he liked other foods, because then he had no choice but to eat them.
 
2013-08-23 03:27:38 PM
The secretly-slimmed down cheesecake, he said, was a favorite. It had fooled a president.

Not exactly a monumental task.
www.upl.co
So simple even a cheese cake can fool him.
 
2013-08-23 03:52:57 PM
They had no concern; they knew he'd get that extra cream he wanted later on
 
2013-08-24 07:24:26 AM

OnlyM3: The secretly-slimmed down cheesecake, he said, was a favorite. It had fooled a president.

Not exactly a monumental task.



Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, can't get fooled again.
 
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