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(Chicago Trib)   Baby born in a parking lot just like her dad 33 years ago. Doctors say the child has her father's eyes, father's hair color, father's defective planning gene   (articles.chicagotribune.com) divider line 17
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2013-08-23 01:51:32 AM
I was born in the back seat of a greyhound bus, rollin' down highway forty-one...
 
2013-08-23 01:51:39 AM
33 years? In a row?

/try not to birth no babies on the way through the parking lot!
 
2013-08-23 01:54:40 AM

Strongbeerrules: I was born in the back seat of a greyhound bus, rollin' down highway forty-one...


I was born a poor black child.
 
2013-08-23 02:16:44 AM
Weird way to get validated

/got nuffin
 
2013-08-23 02:17:45 AM
Dammit. Boobies.
 
2013-08-23 02:26:31 AM

PizzaJedi81: I was born a poor black child.


I swear to god that never gets old.

/I hope her parents give a proper upbringing so one day she'll end up in the Yellow Pages
 
2013-08-23 02:33:11 AM
A case of dejavu?
 
2013-08-23 02:42:33 AM
static.comicvine.com
 
2013-08-23 02:44:28 AM
I worked with a guy who was born in the front hall of his parent's house. Some babies just don't want to wait.

As I paraphrase Bones, 'women have been giving birth in the fields for thousands of years'; frankly were I still capable of going through all that, I don't care how much it hurts, no one cuts me open unless there's no other choice (aka the 'mandatory' C-section BS I keep hearing about with certain hospitals).
 
2013-08-23 02:47:42 AM
#2 son was born in hospital parking lot.  Mom was unperturbed. I was a little shook, however.
 
2013-08-23 03:00:26 AM

PizzaJedi81: Strongbeerrules: I was born in the back seat of a greyhound bus, rollin' down highway forty-one...

I was born a poor black child.


Well I am Spartacus.
 
2013-08-23 03:56:53 AM
Five-day-old Hannah Grace Mary Pavlik of Yorkville may look like her mother...

"Oh, he's got your husband's eyes!"

"But he has his father's nose."

i.imgur.com


/chase you off my lawn
 
2013-08-23 06:23:01 AM
Both were conceived in a parking lot, too?

s17.postimg.org
 
2013-08-23 07:05:14 AM

signaljammer: #2 son was born in hospital parking lot.  Mom was unperturbed. I was a little shook, however.


Been there. Done that. Only in our case it was #2 daughter.
 
2013-08-23 07:43:14 AM
Daddy's little girl.
 
2013-08-23 08:57:52 AM
Brings to mind Rant(a novel about time travel and being one's own dad) and Ouroboros from Red Dwarf.
 
2013-08-23 10:29:41 AM

loser0: signaljammer: #2 son was born in hospital parking lot.  Mom was unperturbed. I was a little shook, however.

Been there. Done that. Only in our case it was #2 daughter.


Done that. Been there.  Kid #3 in our hall bathroom.  Was never going to make it to the hospital.  Besides, I didn't want to mess up my brand new car
 
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