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2013-08-23 12:56:50 AM
Good luck with that...
 
2013-08-23 01:06:12 AM
This is not the GOP's fault. The President has had the chance to declare himself an old-money WASP Republican since Day 1, and he still refuses to do so.
 
2013-08-23 01:08:43 AM
 a "duty to make[] sure the Republican corporate members are well taken care of with plentiful job markets, security from criminals, [and] lots of ability to home and nest for their lineages."

wat
 
2013-08-23 01:15:20 AM
So, funny story, his g-mail address is listed on the first page of the linked court filing.
 
2013-08-23 01:17:09 AM
I tried reading the lawsuit. It manages to make Sarah Palin's word salad sound erudite.

I then tracked down some of his postings on the  http://ocgopaction.ning.com  web site.

Scarier still.

/ just yikes
 
2013-08-23 01:20:01 AM
Good grief, it's really worth reading the whole thing, the quotes bits in the article aren't even the most batshiat.  According to the plaintiff China and Mexico are both 'World Liberal Party' countries, and responsible for him being unemployed, and apparently unable to bear a child.

Then there's this, where he apparently thinks the GOP is responsible for getting him a job:

14. The Republican Party as my contracted corporation for politics has a duty to care for
me and make sure lam not in harm's way in the macro political environment; just like they have a duty to every
single Republican. The Republican party is in breach of that duty in the market place as a macro political
corporation breach of duty and violation of professional duties.
15. Today Plaintiff is unemployed and has not had a job that he can survive on for around
4 years. Also he has never heard back from his Political Party on any of his directives in around 10 years of phone
calls and thousands of emails, requests. Also he has never received any elder teachings or friendship from his party.
The Republican Party is negligent in being my friend, teaching me and directing me how to be a better man and
better conservative.


and here's where it really becomes apparent he's a few congressmen short of a quorum:

16. I believe the Republican Party is listening to me and doing what I want them to do.
However, they are not contacting me and telling me for proper ethical issues of clout or value. It bewilders the
Plaintiff sometimes and he thinks it's unprofessional to make great Cody Fitch Directives come true and not tell the
Plaintiff that is him.
 
2013-08-23 01:23:25 AM
Goddamn, forward that off to the RNC post haste. These are the guys who support and vote for you, Republicans! These are the people who form your base! These illiterate mentally-ill retards are the ones you think are the saviors of America as you think it to be!

Makes ya proud, don't it?
 
2013-08-23 01:26:53 AM
41. Then I want a movie script for me and my African American honky cousin. I would like to play in Blazing Saddles with him for his first starring role and many other funny as all movies.

I get the feeling this is a joke.
 
2013-08-23 01:28:08 AM
Holy balls, the entirety of Section VI is a wonderful mix of pants on head incompetent and tinfoil hat crazy:  Here are the highlights.

VI. PRAYER
WHEREFORE plaintiff prays for judgment as follows:
29. I Pray to meet with Meghan McCain through a court, a center right Republican Icon,
to talk about what she thinks about the political party and what should be done about the breach of duty
.

33. I Pray $90,000 for law school so I can obtain a career and sue the Liberal World
Party; which will make my life whole again as a career pursuit in part. If the judge deems the punitive damages to
high, I would think that $90,000 would help me find a career where I could fight crime through law and help repair
the breach without the major funds to be an economic world leader.

34. I Pray to be shown a Republican etiquette class
.

35. I Pray the Republican Party to introduce me to world conservative leaders so I can be
friends with them to easily take conservative American herds and create trade with world conservative herds. As
trade is that easy to do; therefore, gaining full employment for my heritage and for my party members. As today the
white heritage is being suffocated out of full employment in the European Union and USA; while Mexico and
Communist China have full employment; as the Communist Chinese are invading through COSCO ports and
Mexico through the non-protected boarders.

36. I Pray the Republican Party to settle with me out of court for $90 million and then
meet me at an airport. So I can fly to Germany to prepare to return and be more active in the Republican Party.
Where I have plans to learn how to speak German as I believe 80 million Republican US citizens speak German in
the USA. While also learn to be the world's most powerful economic warfare director for the world rightist parties.
I also need a trainer to teach me LSAT, German language, etiquette, cooking, and proper republican right wing
authority, and stocks and bonds.

41. Then I want a movie script for me and my African American honky cousin. I would
like to play in Blazing Saddles with him for his first starring role and many other funny as all movies.
 
2013-08-23 01:32:27 AM
How long until he's a front runner for 2016?
 
2013-08-23 01:36:37 AM
I was about to put up a picture of Einstein writing "DUH!" on a chalkboard.  Then I read the PDF.  It's Orly Taitz-class crazy.
 
2013-08-23 01:40:34 AM
"8. The USA Republicans have allowed the world liberal party (leftist) leader Communist China to take over 500,000 US manufacturing industrial plants from the USA through antitrust violations and cartels and monopoly violations."

Quite apart from this reading like somebody had a minimum word count to meet, antitrust violations and cartels are hardly a "leftist" tactic.

i1163.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-23 01:46:28 AM
Orange County, CA

/enough said
 
2013-08-23 01:50:35 AM
HAHAHA!
 
2013-08-23 01:55:27 AM
I have to wonder just how great a percentage of its time the legal system spends humoring lunatics like this.

An old acquaintance has for years been posting the annals and exploits of a deranged neighbor who has sued pretty much everyone she's ever seen, clogged the long-suffering legal system with preposterous, bizarre, incompetent, mock-legalistic entreaties and demands, been sanctioned into oblivion though (to the system's credit and at the overall savings of our tax money) never yet imprisoned nor remanded to permanent state psychiatric care.
 
2013-08-23 01:58:13 AM
I've got a massive tub of popcorn, this is gonna be good...
 
2013-08-23 02:12:49 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Holy balls, the entirety of Section VI is a wonderful mix of pants on head incompetent and tinfoil hat crazy:  Here are the highlights.

VI. PRAYER
WHEREFORE plaintiff prays for judgment as follows:
29. I Pray to meet with Meghan McCain through a court, a center right Republican Icon,
to talk about what she thinks about the political party and what should be done about the breach of duty.

33. I Pray $90,000 for law school so I can obtain a career and sue the Liberal World
Party; which will make my life whole again as a career pursuit in part. If the judge deems the punitive damages to
high, I would think that $90,000 would help me find a career where I could fight crime through law and help repair
the breach without the major funds to be an economic world leader.

34. I Pray to be shown a Republican etiquette class.

35. I Pray the Republican Party to introduce me to world conservative leaders so I can be
friends with them to easily take conservative American herds and create trade with world conservative herds. As
trade is that easy to do; therefore, gaining full employment for my heritage and for my party members. As today the
white heritage is being suffocated out of full employment in the European Union and USA; while Mexico and
Communist China have full employment; as the Communist Chinese are invading through COSCO ports and
Mexico through the non-protected boarders.

36. I Pray the Republican Party to settle with me out of court for $90 million and then
meet me at an airport. So I can fly to Germany to prepare to return and be more active in the Republican Party.
Where I have plans to learn how to speak German as I believe 80 million Republican US citizens speak German in
the USA. While also learn to be the world's most powerful economic warfare director for the world rightist parties.
I also need a trainer to teach me LSAT, German language, etiquette, cooking, and proper republican right wing
authority, and stocks and bonds.

41. Then I want a movie script ...


I thought you were making point 41 up, then I read the pdf.
 
2013-08-23 02:14:23 AM
This is what Republicans believe?!?!
 
2013-08-23 02:15:27 AM
 Evil God Believers refuse  to
acknowledge   4 corner Days
rotating simultaneously around
4 quadrant created Earth -
in only 1 rotation, voiding the
Oneism Evil  1 Day 1 God.
You worship Satanic impostor
guised by educators as  1 god.

No 1 God equals 4 - 24 hour
Days Rotating Simultaneously
within  1- 24 hour Rotationof
 4 quadrant created Earth
 
2013-08-23 02:16:04 AM
*scans headline*

2.bp.blogspot.com

..................

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-23 02:24:42 AM
Jesus, its like the mother lode of all Derp....Im impressed

/and scared
 
2013-08-23 02:30:37 AM

der Glitzkrieg: 41. Then I want a movie script ...

I thought you were making point 41 up, then I read the pdf.


As I said before: I have a feeling this might not be on the level.
 
2013-08-23 02:31:33 AM
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-08-23 02:35:00 AM
The most tragic thing is that I can't even tell if this is a troll anymore. I don't have the metrics for it.
 
2013-08-23 02:36:00 AM
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-23 02:43:18 AM

fusillade762: der Glitzkrieg: 41. Then I want a movie script ...

I thought you were making point 41 up, then I read the pdf.

As I said before: I have a feeling this might not be on the level.


It could be a joke, but I'd bet it's the legitimate work of someone who has some psychological issues.
 
2013-08-23 02:44:56 AM

ActualFarkal: The most tragic thing is that I can't even tell if this is a troll anymore. I don't have the metrics for it.


Agreed.
 
2013-08-23 02:45:24 AM
Can he sue to include proper grammar?
 
2013-08-23 02:51:48 AM
Wow.  What confuses me the most is why this guy isn't already a GOP congressional candidate or FOX News host.  Could it be that the existing power brokers see him as a threat and are keeping him down?  Maybe his suit has merit.  Under normal circumstances no; but normal cannot be used to describe today's GOP.
 
2013-08-23 03:07:24 AM

TuteTibiImperes: African American honky cousin


Wat...?
 
2013-08-23 03:08:13 AM
Weapons grade derp.  I like how it is the Liberal World Party in one sentence, then the world liberal party in the next, sometimes capitalized, other times not. This person is mentally ill.
 
2013-08-23 03:13:09 AM
Well, I was going to say something about how crazy it is to accuse the GOP of being professional about anything but upon reflection, negligence/incompetence just might make the grade.
 
2013-08-23 03:14:01 AM

wademh: Well, I was going to say something about how crazy it is to accuse the GOP of being professional about anything but upon reflection, negligence/incompetence just might make the grade.


Whats his fark handle?  Hes a damn Farker and you know it! YOU KNOW THIS!
 
2013-08-23 03:14:46 AM
Hell I'd like to sue the GOP. For sitting in Washington the last six years collecting tax money, yet not actually doing any damn work.
 
2013-08-23 03:21:39 AM

Apik0r0s: Weapons grade derp.  I like how it is the Liberal World Party in one sentence, then the world liberal party in the next, sometimes capitalized, other times not. This person is mentally ill.


Whats his fark handle?  Hes a damn Farker and you know it! YOU KNOW THIS!
 
2013-08-23 03:28:28 AM
They're not impeaching Obama fast enough.
 
2013-08-23 03:29:15 AM

29. I Pray to meet with Meghan McCain through a court, a center right Republican Icon,
to talk about what she thinks about the political party and what should be done about the breach of duty.



www.giuo.com

I think we all do, buddy. We all do.
 
2013-08-23 03:35:54 AM
Bless you, subby. This is the funniest thing I've read on the Politics tab (outside of the comments) since...well, maybe ever. I laughed so hard I nearly choked. Bless you.
 
2013-08-23 03:44:24 AM
alleges, among other things, "Professional Negligence" consisting of the breach of the "legal duty of care, to take care of their constituents with job market protection" and the breach of a "duty to make[] sure the Republican corporate members are well taken care of with plentiful job markets, security from criminals, [and] lots of ability to home and nest for their lineages."

And he's already lost.  Even ignoring whether or not you can actually claim they have such a duty, this still wouldn't be negligence, because negligence, by definition, can't be intentional (intentional torts is an entirely separate area of law).  The GOP couldn't be happier with the economy.  Wealth for the rich and corporations is soaring, wages and jobs for the poor continue to blow, and the middle class continues to dwindle towards non-existance...it's a plutocrat's GOP paradise.

Idiot plaintiff might do better with tortious interference (damage to employment contracts or prospective economic advantage)...but I'm thinking not.  Economic torts are aimed more at businesses/merchant level plaintiffs.  And in any event, intentional torts generally require a far less generalized aim and specific knowledge than legislation affecting everyone.


Aaaaaaand, now I've wasted too much time on this already.

/not legal advice
 
2013-08-23 03:46:14 AM

Apik0r0s: Weapons grade derp.  I like how it is the Liberal World Party in one sentence, then the world liberal party in the next, sometimes capitalized, other times not. This person is mentally ill.


My favorite bit is how he believes there are 80 million German speaking Republicans in the US.

I also love the bizarre list of things he wants the GOP to teach him, including economic warfare, etiquette, 'proper right wing Republican authority', and cooking
 
2013-08-23 03:56:28 AM
Can you even sue "Does 1-500,000,000? I think California has a strict limit of "Does 1-100" in their "Doe list". And unnamed parties almost always get dismissed in pretrial. You have to have at least one named party.

Always hire an attorney....even a bad one.....like that crazy hag, she's got some free time (well, not that free, probably $600 an hour) and I bet she'd like to sue The Republican Corporation.
 
2013-08-23 04:03:44 AM

Apik0r0s: I like how it is the Liberal World Party in one sentence, then the world liberal party in the next, sometimes capitalized, other times not.


They're totally different things!

You're the type that confuses the Judean People's Front for the  People's Front of Judea, aren't you?
 
2013-08-23 04:28:26 AM

TuteTibiImperes: Holy balls, the entirety of Section VI is a wonderful mix of pants on head incompetent and tinfoil hat crazy:  Here are the highlights.

I also need a trainer to teach me LSAT


I speak a little LSAT.
Repeat after me.
"There are five volcanoes, blue, red, orange, purple and violet.  Blue is higher than orange but not as high as purple.  Red is higher than violet which is a commie liberal color and I have my suspicions about purple as well"

What does the job pay?
Do I get my own cubicle?
 
2013-08-23 04:31:43 AM

BuckTurgidson: I have to wonder just how great a percentage of its time the legal system spends humoring lunatics like this.

An old acquaintance has for years been posting the annals and exploits of a deranged neighbor who has sued pretty much everyone she's ever seen, clogged the long-suffering legal system with preposterous, bizarre, incompetent, mock-legalistic entreaties and demands, been sanctioned into oblivion though (to the system's credit and at the overall savings of our tax money) never yet imprisoned nor remanded to permanent state psychiatric care.


For God's sake, post a link, man!
 
2013-08-23 04:57:50 AM

aagrajag: BuckTurgidson: I have to wonder just how great a percentage of its time the legal system spends humoring lunatics like this.

An old acquaintance has for years been posting the annals and exploits of a deranged neighbor who has sued pretty much everyone she's ever seen, clogged the long-suffering legal system with preposterous, bizarre, incompetent, mock-legalistic entreaties and demands, been sanctioned into oblivion though (to the system's credit and at the overall savings of our tax money) never yet imprisoned nor remanded to permanent state psychiatric care.

For God's sake, post a link, man!


meowaboutcosplay.com
 
2013-08-23 05:11:56 AM
s7.postimg.org

Ah, found his Facebook profile..
 
2013-08-23 05:16:29 AM
Why hasn't this guy been tapped to run for the Senate yet?! The GOP needs honest, forthright and passionate Conservatives like him in Washington!
 
2013-08-23 05:26:38 AM
Great, can we sue them too?
 
2013-08-23 05:31:50 AM

dangelder: aagrajag: BuckTurgidson: I have to wonder just how great a percentage of its time the legal system spends humoring lunatics like this.

An old acquaintance has for years been posting the annals and exploits of a deranged neighbor who has sued pretty much everyone she's ever seen, clogged the long-suffering legal system with preposterous, bizarre, incompetent, mock-legalistic entreaties and demands, been sanctioned into oblivion though (to the system's credit and at the overall savings of our tax money) never yet imprisoned nor remanded to permanent state psychiatric care.

For God's sake, post a link, man!

[meowaboutcosplay.com image 224x300]


Damnit. I seem to have got drunk and wandered over to /b/ again.
 
2013-08-23 06:09:42 AM
So THAT's what happened to Gary....
 
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