♪ ♫ You can't bite my beaver ♪ ♫
RobSeace: A "beaver deceiver"? I was expecting something along the lines of a modified wooden toilet roll holder instead...
Badgers: Maybe you shouldn't be building your million-dollar homes there.[bloggingblue.com image 300x165]
prjindigo: That'll work about six hours, beavers already know about ground seeps.
starlost: i did some beaver trapping when i was a teenager and those buggers are pretty damn smart. we didn't know really what we were doing and one idea we came up with was punching and kicking holes in the dams so the beavers would try to patch them and get trapped. i dove under the water to punch holes in the dam with a pry bar. anyway, those furry farkers came back and did patch the holes without stepping on the traps. i have to think these beavers are simply going to plug the plastic drain.
BMFPitt: That's what we really need. For our internet speed to be based on how much juice our Congresscritter has.
PunGent: Yes, habitat destruction is much more humane than just shooting an animal.../Just be honest about it.
edmo: PunGent: Yes, habitat destruction is much more humane than just shooting an animal.../Just be honest about it.So there's a chance they might live happily ever after...I'm going to predict a FAIL here. Every time somebody tries to outwit nature, they find out they're not so smart because nature adapts in very simple ways.
need4mospd: Can someone please make a Bieber Deceiver?
Fano: PunGent: Yes, habitat destruction is much more humane than just shooting an animal.../Just be honest about it.Maybe they can move to the Lee of the stone
PunGent: Umm...wrong thread?
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