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(Daily Mail)   Old and busted: Wearing your heart on your sleeve. New hotness: Wearing your heart on your abdomen   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 20
    More: Weird, Huang Rongming, cardiac surgeons, Henan  
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2013-08-22 07:43:04 PM
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2013-08-22 08:41:40 PM
I had a colostomy bag once.  Fortunately I was young enough to appreciate farting through my stomach.

/CSB
 
2013-08-22 11:25:56 PM
One if the available/adoptable babies from the movie Raising Arizona, grown up?
 
2013-08-22 11:27:07 PM
I had a dream the other night that I was growing a new set of lungs on the outside of my chest that would be used to replace the old ones.
 
2013-08-22 11:27:20 PM
His cousin pictured here

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2013-08-22 11:29:46 PM
So in the People's Republic of China, founded by Mao, it costs about $25,000 to have a life-saving operation to correct a congenital heart defect.

Hey America! China wants so bad to be just like you!
 
2013-08-22 11:40:22 PM
I wear my heart on my dick, so it's not a euphemism when I say I love being inside you.
 
2013-08-22 11:40:34 PM
If I wasn't on my phone right now, I'd shop a pair of googley eyes above the lump and do something with making his belly button look like a mouth.
 
2013-08-22 11:47:33 PM
There's a reason the babies in Sparta got an inspection before they were kept.
 
2013-08-22 11:50:09 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I had a colostomy bag once.  Fortunately I was young enough to appreciate farting through my stomach.

/CSB


I had an impacted bowel once (at least that's what I think it was) that made my burps smell like farts. I had fun burping in my friend's faces.

/got better
 
2013-08-23 12:11:38 AM
And still he had to work in a factory instead of collecting some sort of disability ?

We are doomed.
 
2013-08-23 12:45:46 AM

fusillade762: Marcus Aurelius: I had a colostomy bag once.  Fortunately I was young enough to appreciate farting through my stomach.

/CSB

I had an impacted bowel once (at least that's what I think it was) that made my burps smell like farts. I had fun burping in my friend's faces.

/got better


K, calling a 10 yard TMI penalty.
 
2013-08-23 12:46:26 AM
Still 1st down.
 
2013-08-23 12:58:07 AM

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And our work is done here.
 
2013-08-23 01:35:20 AM
I guess it's better than a baboon heart:

www.latestdailynews.com
 
2013-08-23 03:56:57 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: So in the People's Republic of China, founded by Mao, it costs about $25,000 to have a life-saving operation to correct a congenital heart defect.

Hey America! China wants so bad to be just like you!


Not at all sure what your point is, as this is the story of a guy who lived for 24 years with a condition that should have been repaired in infancy.
 
2013-08-23 07:43:10 AM
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2013-08-23 08:31:32 AM
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2013-08-23 08:42:19 AM
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  They said we had to wait five years for a healthy white baby.
 I said "Healthy white baby, five years? OK, what else you got?"
 They said they got two Koreans and a Negro born with his heart on the outside.
 It's a crazy world. - Someone oughta sell tickets.
 Sure. I'd buy one.
 
2013-08-23 09:40:58 AM
www.cartoonspot.net

She feels your pain.
 
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