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2013-08-22 08:18:13 PM
She's not a sociopath, she's two with a strong personality and an older sibling with a passive, eager to please personality. It's good that she's got that strong personality, too. She'll need it when she's old enough to google herself and learn just how much less mommy likes her than she likes her big sister.
 
2013-08-22 08:55:07 PM
50books.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-22 10:26:53 PM
Damn the things I'd do to that woman.

Yum.

www.americascomedy.com
 
2013-08-22 10:33:43 PM
I found the series finale for 30 Rock buried in my DVR the other day & re-watched it. I miss that show.

/ not so CSS
 
2013-08-22 10:37:28 PM
www.sectalk.com

/One ticket, please
 
2013-08-22 10:42:27 PM

jmr61: Damn the things I'd do to that woman.

Yum.

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Came just for this.

Bunk, I will be there
 
2013-08-22 10:49:08 PM
All babies are.  They have yet to realize other people have independent minds.
 
2013-08-22 10:50:27 PM
Saw her and her kid at Disney world.. Nanny was sitting off to the side trying to stay out of the way but take care of the kid and made me think a silly non PC joke in my head before I even realized it was Fey.

/just a story bro
 
2013-08-22 10:51:07 PM
Well, yeah. Its a girl.


"Here's the difference, to me, between boys and girls: Boys fark things up; Girls are farked up. That's the difference. Boys just do damage to your house that you can measure in dollars, like a hurricane. Girls, like, leave scars in your psyche that you find later, like a genocide or an atrocity...  " - Louis CK
 
2013-08-22 10:52:59 PM

jmr61: Damn the things I'd do to that woman.



like tell her to keep writing but stay out from the view of a camera?
 
2013-08-22 10:56:25 PM

LemSkroob: jmr61: Damn the things I'd do to that woman.

like tell her to keep writing but stay out from the view of a camera?


That went pretty poorly for SNL.  Putting her in front of the camera didn't really help either, though.
 
2013-08-22 10:59:00 PM
Is there a countdown clock for her 18th birthday yet?
 
2013-08-22 11:04:48 PM
This is one of the first times I saw Tina and said "Jesus she's looking old"...  Shame.. She is still pretty and such but based off that video is quickly falling from the "The things I'd do" list.
 
2013-08-22 11:11:47 PM
All small children are sociopaths, especially younger siblings.
 
2013-08-22 11:14:54 PM
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2013-08-22 11:17:09 PM
I really think a 2 year old is too young for you to try to apply labels to.
 
2013-08-22 11:20:58 PM

Dwight_Yeast: All small children are sociopaths, especially younger siblings.


Yep. Empathy is not something we're born with.
 
2013-08-22 11:24:45 PM
I have a niece about that age that her dad calls "Evil Dr. Porkchop".  Sometimes you see behaviour out of a young kid that fairly qualifies as disturbing.
 
2013-08-22 11:33:48 PM

jmr61: Damn the things I'd do to that woman.

Yum.

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Goddamn that pic has been so photoshopped it may as well be full on CGI. I'm not saying she's not hot, just that image has been altered more than a hippie's brain back in the 70s.
 
2013-08-22 11:33:55 PM

unyon: I have a niece about that age that her dad calls "Evil Dr. Porkchop".  Sometimes you see behaviour out of a young kid that fairly qualifies as disturbing.


Or that they love Toy Story. Either way.

I'd like to chime in and state that I, too, would rock Tina 30 times, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-22 11:38:28 PM
...aren't all young children sociopaths?  I just thought that was normal.

/at least, I HOPE so...
//better go check on the kids
 
2013-08-22 11:58:04 PM
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2013-08-23 01:29:56 AM

jmr61: Damn the things I'd do to that woman.

Yum.

[www.americascomedy.com image 628x434]


Darby girls are special.  See Pat Benatar.
 
2013-08-23 03:28:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-23 04:42:23 AM
That is the most vaginal chair I have ever seen
 
2013-08-23 05:49:08 AM

Dwight_Yeast: All small children are sociopaths, especially younger siblings.


This.  Of course naming the poor kid Penelope is not going to help things later.
 
2013-08-23 06:35:04 AM

styckx: This is one of the first times I saw Tina and said "Jesus she's looking old"...  Shame.. She is still pretty and such but based off that video is quickly falling from the "The things I'd do" list.


Jesus F*cking Christ, I see it every day, but I still have trouble believing that guys like you exist -- who will take even the small effort that it takes to post a comment like that, knowing that it does nothing but make you look like an ass.
 
2013-08-23 07:12:37 AM

wildcardjack: I really think a 2 year old is too young for you to try to apply labels to.


Thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-08-23 08:05:15 AM

12349876: All babies are.  They have yet to realize other people have independent minds.


Yeah, this. We are born psychopaths, each and every one of us, and getting out of it is not a trivial task.
 
2013-08-23 08:29:36 AM

nucal: That is the most vaginal chair I have ever seen


The chair has been commended as being deeply vaginal, which upsets some men. Even the very word makes them uncomfortable.

/Vagina
 
2013-08-23 10:19:54 AM
I hate watching 'talk' shows because the guests are forced to come out and tell contrived stories and anecdotes. I'm old enough to remember the days of Cavett and Tom Snyder, when they would have actual conversations that you could tell hadn't been entirely scripted. Hell, even Merv Griffin talking to Eva Gabor had more substance than today's Steve Kroft interviews on 60 Minutes.
 
2013-08-23 10:29:24 AM

MadAzza: styckx: This is one of the first times I saw Tina and said "Jesus she's looking old"...  Shame.. She is still pretty and such but based off that video is quickly falling from the "The things I'd do" list.

Jesus F*cking Christ, I see it every day, but I still have trouble believing that guys like you exist -- who will take even the small effort that it takes to post a comment like that, knowing that it does nothing but make you look like an ass.


she ain't gonna fark you, dude.  no need to defend her.

she isn't that pretty, she isn't that funny, her movies are box office poison, and her day in the sun is about over.
 
2013-08-23 10:50:30 AM
No one's mentioned "maybe you should've had babbies with a best-before reproductive system there, Ms. Have-it-all?"

FARK, you are slipping.

/seriously, the elderly first-time moms and their "Village of the Damned" crotchfruit can be found in every urban park in North America.
 
2013-08-23 10:53:04 AM

Valiente: /seriously, the elderly first-time moms and their "Village of the Damned" crotchfruit can be found in every urban park in North America.


laughing very heartily.
 
2013-08-23 11:43:01 AM

frepnog: Valiente: /seriously, the elderly first-time moms and their "Village of the Damned" crotchfruit can be found in every urban park in North America.

laughing very heartily.


Yeah, knock those biatches up when they're 17 years old, and then expect the uneducated moms to home-school the kids. That's a great recipe for success.
 
2013-08-23 12:24:00 PM
All 2 year olds are sociopaths.
 
2013-08-23 02:41:52 PM
I make much better children, Tina.

[call me]
 
2013-08-23 03:01:42 PM
Did anyone in here mention yet that all 2 year olds are sociopaths?
 
2013-08-23 03:26:22 PM
jmr61:
Damn the things I'd do to that woman.
Yum.
[www.americascomedy.com image 628x434]


Holy shiat that pic is so photoshopped she looks like a Tina-Fey-shaped candle.  I thought we liked her because she was "real"?
 
2013-08-23 03:54:23 PM

No Such Agency: jmr61:
Damn the things I'd do to that woman.
Yum.
[www.americascomedy.com image 628x434]

Holy shiat that pic is so photoshopped she looks like a Tina-Fey-shaped candle.  I thought we liked her because she was "real"?


fact is that "real" Tina Fey isn't all that great looking, and it cracks me up every time they 'shop out her facial scar.
 
2013-08-23 04:15:12 PM

frepnog: MadAzza: styckx: This is one of the first times I saw Tina and said "Jesus she's looking old"...  Shame.. She is still pretty and such but based off that video is quickly falling from the "The things I'd do" list.

Jesus F*cking Christ, I see it every day, but I still have trouble believing that guys like you exist -- who will take even the small effort that it takes to post a comment like that, knowing that it does nothing but make you look like an ass.

she ain't gonna fark you, dude.  no need to defend her.

she isn't that pretty, she isn't that funny, her movies are box office poison, and her day in the sun is about over.


I'm not a "dude," dude. And she won't fark you, either.
 
2013-08-23 04:45:35 PM

doczoidberg: [i.imgur.com image 850x1498]


She looks like a friend of mine.


/Only a friend.=(
 
2013-08-23 05:45:12 PM

Evil Mackerel: She looks like a friend of mine.


/Only a friend.=(


Don't bother saying you're sorry / Why don't you come in
Smoke all my cigarettes again / Every time I get no further
How long has it been? / Come on in now, wipe your feet on my dreams
You take up my time / Like some cheap magazine
When I could have been learning something
Oh well, you know what I mean, oh / I've done this before
And I will do it again / Come on and kill me baby
While you smile like a friend / Oh and I'll come running
Just to do it again / You are the last drink I never should have drunk
You are the body hidden in the trunk / You are the habit I can't seem to kick
You are my secrets on the front page every week
You are the car I never should have bought
You are the dream I never should have caught
You are the cut that makes me hide my face
You are the party that makes me feel my age
Like a car crash I can see but I just can't avoid
Like a plane I've been told I never should board
Like a film that's so bad but I've got to stay till the end
Let me tell you now: it's lucky for you that we're friends.
 
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