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(International Business Times)   Robert Pattinson kisses an actress than isn't Kristen Stewart   (ibtimes.com) divider line 35
    More: Obvious, Mia Wasikowska, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Los Feliz, David Cronenberg, camera angles, actress  
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2013-08-22 05:25:10 PM  
How sad is it that I even care?
 
2013-08-22 05:32:15 PM  
Who knew Justin Bieber was an actress?
 
2013-08-22 06:57:33 PM  
In more shocking news: Kristen Stewart is an actress.
 
2013-08-22 10:34:28 PM  
He needs to go away and work at a parking lot booth.
 
2013-08-22 10:58:51 PM  
RuPaul?
 
2013-08-22 11:20:25 PM  
Dude, she farked around on you the first time she was away from you for more than a week.

Just run.
 
2013-08-22 11:52:37 PM  
www.aceshowbiz.com

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.
 
2013-08-22 11:56:20 PM  
Let me guess: auto-play video?

/DNRTFA
 
2013-08-22 11:58:44 PM  

PizzaJedi81: [www.aceshowbiz.com image 815x1000]

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.


Damn, she has smoldering good looks.
 
2013-08-23 12:01:41 AM  

Harry_Seldon: PizzaJedi81: [www.aceshowbiz.com image 815x1000]

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.

Damn, she has smoldering good looks.


Bag on her acting, but yeah, she's pretty hot.

LINE.
 
2013-08-23 12:04:42 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Harry_Seldon: PizzaJedi81: [www.aceshowbiz.com image 815x1000]

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.

Damn, she has smoldering good looks.

Bag on her acting, but yeah, she's pretty hot.

LINE.


You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.
 
2013-08-23 12:08:05 AM  

digitalrain: You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.



So...does that mean we can't make fun of it?

2.bp.blogspot.com

Kristen is overjoyed.
 
2013-08-23 12:24:56 AM  
Don't you love it when two chicks make out?
 
2013-08-23 12:39:20 AM  
The surprising thing is that he kissed an actress.  Apparently willingly, and not as part of a scene.
 
2013-08-23 12:49:44 AM  
His boyfriend is gonna be pissed.
 
2013-08-23 12:53:38 AM  
an actress than isn't Kristen Stewart

You can just say, "actress".
 
2013-08-23 01:10:56 AM  

digitalrain: ...

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.


Don't ever admit that you watched those movies. Ever.
 
2013-08-23 01:11:54 AM  
International Business Times?

Mmmmmkay, then.
 
2013-08-23 01:25:26 AM  

goatleggedfellow: digitalrain: ...

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.

Don't ever admit that you watched those movies. Ever.


Lol. Know how I know my husband loves me? He let me drag him to see Breaking Dawn 1 and 2.

/ he spent the entire movie smirking at the tweeny-boppers squealing and oohing and aahing
 
2013-08-23 01:29:51 AM  
What's his name?
 
2013-08-23 01:35:34 AM  
Attempting to care... Accessing... Accessing...

Nope. Not happening.
 
2013-08-23 01:44:14 AM  

digitalrain: goatleggedfellow: digitalrain: ...

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.

Don't ever admit that you watched those movies. Ever.

Lol. Know how I know my husband loves me? He let me drag him to see Breaking Dawn 1 and 2.

/ he spent the entire movie smirking at the tweeny-boppers squealing and oohing and aahing


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-23 01:46:46 AM  

Fano: digitalrain: goatleggedfellow: digitalrain: ...

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.

Don't ever admit that you watched those movies. Ever.

Lol. Know how I know my husband loves me? He let me drag him to see Breaking Dawn 1 and 2.

/ he spent the entire movie smirking at the tweeny-boppers squealing and oohing and aahing

[i.chzbgr.com image 450x572]


Photoshop Level: God.
 
2013-08-23 01:49:56 AM  
mrwgifs.com
 
2013-08-23 02:37:27 AM  
Really hard to find nice pics of Mia Wasikowski.
/so I gave up
 
2013-08-23 03:37:28 AM  
I like Kristen Stewart. She openly mocks her character in Twilight and the movies in interviews, and has since the first one came out.
 
2013-08-23 04:40:41 AM  

digitalrain: PizzaJedi81: Harry_Seldon: PizzaJedi81: [www.aceshowbiz.com image 815x1000]

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.

Damn, she has smoldering good looks.

Bag on her acting, but yeah, she's pretty hot.

LINE.

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.


Iirc she is bland as shiat in tv interviews too.
 
2013-08-23 05:35:22 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Really hard to find nice pics of Mia Wasikowski.
/so I gave up


You could always post her shower scene from Stoker.
 
2013-08-23 06:17:37 AM  

Fano: digitalrain: goatleggedfellow: digitalrain: ...

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.

Don't ever admit that you watched those movies. Ever.

Lol. Know how I know my husband loves me? He let me drag him to see Breaking Dawn 1 and 2.

/ he spent the entire movie smirking at the tweeny-boppers squealing and oohing and aahing

[i.chzbgr.com image 450x572]


She still looks vacant.
 
2013-08-23 08:25:03 AM  

digitalrain: Lol. Know how I know my husband loves me? He let me drag him to see Breaking Dawn 1 and 2.

/ he spent the entire movie smirking at the tweeny-boppers squealing and oohing and aahing


I took my wife to them...

It hurt, it hurt soooo bad...
 
2013-08-23 08:54:37 AM  
Setting aside the Twilight franchise, I don't think Rob is that bad of an actor. He was pretty decent in Little Ashes, Bel Ami and although it was an odd movie, I thought he was pretty good in Cosmopolis. Rob has pretty openly hated Twilight since the beginning, so I can't imagine he put his all into that role.

baka-san: Dude, she farked around on you the first time she was away from you for more than a week.

Just run.


Agree with this. My favorite part of the whole cheating thing was the fact that she didn't even admit to dating Rob until she was apologizing for cheating on him. Keep it classy.
 
2013-08-23 09:51:29 AM  

digitalrain: PizzaJedi81: Harry_Seldon: PizzaJedi81: [www.aceshowbiz.com image 815x1000]

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.

Damn, she has smoldering good looks.

Bag on her acting, but yeah, she's pretty hot.

LINE.

You DO know that she was *supposed* to be a bland walking case of the doldrums in the first
three movies, right? The whole "never felt like she ever fit in with normal people" thing.

She was pretty decent in Runaways and I saw her in this other movie - can't remember the name -
where she played this teenage girl with some kind of disease who falls in love with the goofy but
sweet guy who works in her school cafeteria. She did a really good job in that one, imo.


That movie was called "The Cake Eaters." When people say she can't act, they clearly haven't seen her in that movie or perhaps, they just think it's funny to perpetuate an internet meme.
 
2013-08-23 10:40:15 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Harry_Seldon: PizzaJedi81: [www.aceshowbiz.com image 815x1000]

Kristen reportedly inconsolable.

Damn, she has smoldering good looks.

Bag on her acting, but yeah, she's pretty hot.

LINE.


Indeed. Though I'd break out the hand cuffs, nipple clips, and paddles and see what kind of expressiveness I'd get from her that way.

That said, has anyone gotten sort of a beard-vibe from Pattinson "hooking up" with all these ladies he works with? Always seems to be pretty conducive to his career if you ask me.
/just asking questions
//and reading things between the lines that might not be there
 
2013-08-23 11:45:16 AM  
"You could always post her shower scene from Stoker"

Nah....
 
2013-08-24 03:09:58 AM  

gerrymander: an actress than isn't Kristen Stewart

You can just say, "actress".




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