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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Cedar Point won't allow gay zombie weddings on their property   ( divider line
    More: PSA, cedar point, Scott Kenimond, same-sex marriages  
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3952 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2013 at 5:49 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-22 05:57:59 PM  
3 votes:

cig-mkr: Can't believe that the zombie crap hasn't died yet.

2013-08-22 05:54:11 PM  
2 votes:
So Obamacare is going to force me to gay marry a ZOMBIE now?
2013-08-22 06:15:39 PM  
1 vote:
If they wanted to be complete assholes to the couple, they'd force them to say their vows on Mean Streak.

2013-08-22 06:00:39 PM  
1 vote:
Good: Marriage is between a man and a woman, or two men or two women, who are alive. period.
2013-08-22 05:54:53 PM  
1 vote:
"We cannot legally have weddings here unless they are male/female couples," he wrote. "It's currently the law in Ohio, and we aren't going to deviate from that. It's their law, not ours. If it were legal in Ohio, of course we'd allow same-sex submissions. Nobody here is trying to discriminate against anyone or any guest. This is an issue that needs to be taken up with government, not Cedar Point."

You can have a wedding to gay marry your dead cat and it is perfectly legal. What you and your cat can't do is get a marriage certificate. The wedding has dick all to do with anything.
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