Just 25 more snacks:

God, that movie sucked...

But it was funny because it was so stupid...

"Then I went to rescue my colleague from the prostitute."

He had to pull his colleague away from the prostitute so, in turn, the colleague would have to pull himself, away from the prostitute.

"Table dancers came to our table. They are dancers who take off their clothes and dance with their pelvic area close to your face. They wave their boobs as well."

Is there a problem officer?

You know what, maybe they better call for backup? Officer Vandalizer is on the way, guys.

Well, they did have weapons of mass distraction...

Get CSI down here, they should take a look at these great, umn, bodies of evidence.

"can't I please just have a little peril?"

"no, i'm sorry, it's too perilous"

/the grail-shaped beacon

Ooooo. News flash! Cops like boobies too.

Yes, very amusing. I'll recall this amusing story when tax season arrives.

There were about 20 girls. I started talking to them. They had funny accents.



I really got nothin

Geez, just about as many as they need to respond to a call from the local donut shop...

I want to see a video of the evidence.

400R = 57.66US$ Skank?? anyone?? or are we as foreigners being ripped off

COPS...Farkin' hypocrites... All of 'em... From A$$croft on down...

I guess I might think this were more amusing if it weren't
for the fact that those very same cops would cheerfully
arrest most of you for being "johns" and treat you like
dirt the whole time you were in jail with the rationalization
that you were a criminal for employing a prostitute.

The Double Standard: It's working for all of us.

bangrsnatch: How is Ashcroft a hypocrite?

those are african cops, not american... in case there was any confusion...

"I could not find him. There were too many doors."
think about all the people he inturrpted looking for his partner

Titty Twister? Were they having a "pooosy blowout?"

MikeWeath:

Because his job is to uphold the Constitution and he's the biggest weakener of it ever to live?

Has anybody managed a triple standard yet in international competition?

WiqidBritt


those are african cops, not american... in case there was any confusion...

A cops a Cop to me brother, all the same

On the current markets, a skank is equal or less to the following items:

Water soaked paper or 2 used tea bags;
A jar of pickles;
A goat with 3 legs

Hellens: Did you pay for a table dance?

Griffiths: On the first occasion I paid for a dancer to dance.

Hellens: But you said nobody paid for a table dance.

Griffiths: I might have said that, but you know they don't dance like that for nothing.

Well said, Mr. Griffiths. Well said.

'I cannot remember -there were enough naked girls to divert anybody's attention'

Nothing like a little attention to detail.


"Help me rescue my colleague from the prostitute," he pleaded, instead of arresting Phillips on the spot.

Best natural line I've seen in a while.

No reason to rush to judgement. This could require more research...

"Table dancers came to our table. They are dancers who take off their clothes and dance with their pelvic area close to your face. They wave their boobs as well."


/butthead laugh

Two bank robbers, a missionary, his daughter, and his adopted son sneak across the Mexican border and walk into a strip club...only to be beat down by 25 cops.

Does anyone else find it painfully amusing that the following ad is at the bottom of the article:

Become a Cop
Inside tips on written exams and police oral boards. Excellent info.
4webebooks.com/policejob

After all, with assignments like this one...

Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy
must go. At the Titty Twister
we're slashing pussy in half! This
is a pussy blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
pussy! We got white pussy, black
pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy,
tight pussy, big pussy, bloody
pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy,
smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk
pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin'
pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule
pussy, fake pussy! If we don't
have it, you don't want it!

Say this to your cow-orkers: "What's worse than a Texas tornado?" They say, "I don't know", or they pause. Then say, "A titty twister!" Then grab one of their nipples and start twisting.

I dunno, it was funny in grade school.

so the cop was "rescued" from the prostitute in the shower, and his wife bought this as being part of the investigation." It's part of the job honey"

/would never work at my house

On the highway to hell, there are no off ramps.

Who posted this? Only in bloody Africa. I read it this morning and laughed my bloody arse off. I saw on the evening news last night that this guy is sueing the natianol minister of security and Deloitte and Touche for R180 million. I hope he wins. My flatmate works for those capitalist farks and they deserve any sort of arse f*sting they can get.

Is there a fellow SOuth African FARKER out there. If so reach out and touch somebody
And by reach out and touch somebody I mean HOLLER!
/that is all

Once again demonstrating the utter and complete uselessness of cops.

Imagine the tax savings we could realize by eliminating 98 percent of all pig departments by eliminating 98 percent of all the pointless "laws" they currently enforce.

Serve and protect - what a farce.

"If you can find pooosey cheaper anywhere else, fark it"

when i was in a strip club in Italy, they had 3 girls dancing on the stage.. and the rest were in the crowd dancing for you. u got a lapdance the entire time the girls on stage were dancing. you only paid a girl when u wanted her to leave. and when u paid them.. it was a mere 75 US cents. ahahaah.. i was getting lapdances form ultra hot forgeign women for less than an icecube at a us joint.. for 5-10 minutes at a time. these women were by far and away 10x better looking than american women. and they were very friendly too :)i could spend 10bucks the whole night and have a real great time. hell, on the nights the girls werent working (wednesday i believe) we'd go hit the dance clubs together.. man.. nothing like hanging out with a few hot women at an Italian niteclub.
dont make me mention the lesbian shows that included toys.. u guys would fall off your chairs.

fivefingershuffler

Who posted this? Only in bloody Africa. I read it this morning and laughed my bloody arse off. I saw on the evening news last night that this guy is sueing the natianol minister of security and Deloitte and Touche for R180 million. I hope he wins. My flatmate works for those capitalist farks and they deserve any sort of arse f*sting they can get.


Granted, I'm all for farking the system, but when did "capitalism" become a dirty word?

Alex Foley surrenders?

ishkur
Judging from the post above

2004-01-13 08:39:40 AM ForceMcCocken
"can't I please just have a little peril?"
"no, i'm sorry, it's too perilous"
/the grail-shaped beacon

you are not alone.

*hollers at fivefingershuffler*

damn, i love our cops. Saw a video yesterday a mate of mine took at an opel owners club meet where a they had a dyno (sp?, you know the thing they use to test how many kilowatts your car's putting out.) Two cops on duty drive past, in their BMW 328 response car, and slap it on the dyno for fun. Flashing lights an all! Then they posed for a few pics an left, hehe.

Only in bloody Africa.

I seem to recall that some consumer fraud agency in Canada spent 95% of its time investigating a handful of complaints against porn shops. I'm sure the problem required that much "investigation"...

"Now THAT'S what I call a farking show! I could become a regular!"

Eat me, From Dusk till Dawn was a good movie. And Salma Hayek was the perfect human speciman in that movie. They say she had to gain weight for that role to be curvier. *drool*

"Psychos do not blow up when sunlight hits them, I don't care how crazy they are."