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(Huffington Post)   Goat poop fire. No, that's not the name of submitter's new band   ( divider line
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3201 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2013 at 6:38 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-22 05:35:10 PM  
Why, goat?  Why you poop fire?
2013-08-22 05:43:34 PM  

2013-08-22 06:39:35 PM  
I was thinking of forming a band named "High Velocity Clitoris."
2013-08-22 06:39:52 PM  
Ewe gotta be kidding me.
2013-08-22 06:40:29 PM  
Sounds like a shot.

2013-08-22 06:43:03 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: I was thinking of forming a band named "High Velocity Clitoris."

'That's one big pile of shiat.'
2013-08-22 06:52:47 PM

Goat poop fire!

/repeat ad nauseam...generally once or twice is all it takes
2013-08-22 07:02:27 PM  
It's a great name for a GWAR cover band.
2013-08-22 07:07:38 PM  
Sadly, this is what passes for news in the Upper Valley.
2013-08-22 07:08:47 PM  
spontaneous combustion?  that's what you get for feeding them linseed oil
2013-08-22 07:10:57 PM  
but it should be
2013-08-22 07:22:50 PM
2013-08-22 07:26:08 PM  
It's gonna be the name of MY new band, then.
2013-08-22 07:32:45 PM  
Goat fart lighting gone horribly wrong?
2013-08-22 07:36:08 PM
2013-08-22 07:51:04 PM  
Goatwhore is already taken, and they are freaking awesome.
2013-08-22 08:02:03 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: Goatwhore is already taken, and they are freaking awesome.

2013-08-22 08:29:42 PM  
You can't feed goats Colon blow.
2013-08-22 08:39:22 PM  

Nick Nostril: You can't feed goats Colon blow.

I've said this for years.

2013-08-22 08:41:15 PM  

Now I Is!: [ image 244x383]

2013-08-22 09:37:53 PM
2013-08-22 09:51:42 PM  
I don't see how this really qualifies as 'spontaneous combustion'. Let me explain how compost works to you. We put scraps of food in a big pile with paper and some other stuff and mix it up every so often. BACTERIA get in there and chew stuff up and spit out the micronutrients. When the bacteria do this they create HEAT. This heat also (if you do it right) kills pathogens.

What you should know is that this exact same thing also happens with piles of human or animal waste. Notably, some animal waste (grass eating animals?) includes a lot of fiber/grass. So a big pile of animal poo, in the sun, is basically like a bunch of hot ashes and scraps of paper- it could catch on fire. Nothing crazy here, just bacteria making shiat happen.
2013-08-22 09:52:09 PM  
On a related note, it has come to my attention there is a thing called a Judas Goat, and it is, without a doubt, the best metal band name ever.

I leave it in your hands, farkers, to do with as you please. BUT BE WARNED, i will haunt you from beyond the grave by hiding your keys and shiat if you use it lamely. I am serious. This will be a priority of mine in the next world.
2013-08-22 10:08:39 PM  
Fire baad
2013-08-22 10:27:18 PM  
Oh, probably worth mentioning i've looked high and low and it's completely unused. BUT REMEMBER, using the name for a band which does not deserve it will result in me inconveniencing you from the other side. Woe be unto ye who would name your highschool band that. A hundreds keys ye shall not find.
2013-08-23 05:48:41 AM  

the-meter-man: Fire baad

Shut up, Ludo.
2013-08-23 09:51:55 AM
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