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2013-08-22 05:51:18 PM
Tee hee hee.  It's awesome because they're boys.

Someone should set a turd on fire in that salon.
 
2013-08-22 05:51:42 PM
i.huffpost.com

Yawn, these guys did it first.
 
2013-08-22 06:00:25 PM
Subby should look up "Visual Kei" bands.
 
2013-08-22 06:00:28 PM
No.
 
2013-08-22 06:11:21 PM
See. Males can be attention whores too.
 
2013-08-22 06:19:18 PM

stuhayes2010: See. Males can be attention whores too.


Well news websites can be at least.
 
2013-08-22 06:20:13 PM

degenerate-afro: Subby should look up "Visual Kei" bands.


Hell look up j-pop in general.
 
2013-08-22 06:20:18 PM
You'd think all the face-scruff would offset that fancy lady hair, but somehow it just makes it worse.

CSB: girls keep saying they're envious of my hair because it's soft.  I don't know what to make of that.
 
2013-08-22 06:24:36 PM
Dunno... wouldn't mind get my hair braided Dothraki style...

Of course, Jason Momoa's physique helps to pull that out...
 
2013-08-22 06:25:54 PM

Bondith: You'd think all the face-scruff would offset that fancy lady hair, but somehow it just makes it worse.

CSB: girls keep saying they're envious of my hair because it's soft.  I don't know what to make of that.


it's code for "WE WANT YOU NOW!"
 
2013-08-22 06:34:52 PM

alice_600: Bondith: You'd think all the face-scruff would offset that fancy lady hair, but somehow it just makes it worse.

CSB: girls keep saying they're envious of my hair because it's soft.  I don't know what to make of that.

it's code for "WE WANT YOU NOW!"


I think they just wanted my hair.

(And my eyelashes...and my lips...and my legs...I had a bit of a gender identity crisis for a while)
 
2013-08-22 06:59:50 PM
Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.
 
2013-08-22 07:13:16 PM

loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.


Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.
 
2013-08-22 07:14:00 PM

loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.


Backs
 
2013-08-22 07:18:36 PM
you don't say...

www.vroma.org
 
2013-08-22 07:26:37 PM

Bondith: alice_600: Bondith: You'd think all the face-scruff would offset that fancy lady hair, but somehow it just makes it worse.

CSB: girls keep saying they're envious of my hair because it's soft.  I don't know what to make of that.

it's code for "WE WANT YOU NOW!"

I think they just wanted my hair.

(And my eyelashes...and my lips...and my legs...I had a bit of a gender identity crisis for a while)


Women don't realize that not putting their hair through a bunch of heat, chemicals and damaging brushing can actually be GOOD for it. Men who wear their hair long and just use a basic shampoo and a wide-teeth comb tend to have nicer looking hair that feels good.

/Love long hair on men
//As long as they take care of themselves.
 
2013-08-22 08:08:06 PM
Needed more volume and back-combing.
 
2013-08-22 08:13:22 PM
That was actually pretty amusing. I also liked the 'switcheroo' one where couples swapped clothes. The guy who put on a super-tight skirt and pulled it up to his belly button, but reaaally needed some tuckage, was funny.
 
2013-08-22 08:16:28 PM
sass bun
 
2013-08-22 08:29:32 PM
khamillion.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-22 09:38:40 PM

2wolves: loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.

Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.


You like women with leg snd armpit hair?

If you don't you can hardly draw the line at bikini area without seeming like a hypocritical maroon.
 
2013-08-22 10:04:43 PM

Smackledorfer: 2wolves: loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.

Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.

You like women with leg snd armpit hair?

If you don't you can hardly draw the line at bikini area without seeming like a hypocritical maroon.


Not a hypocrite on this subject.  I have a beard and a mustache and don't object to ladies not trying to appear to be prepubescent.
 
2013-08-22 10:12:17 PM

2wolves: Smackledorfer: 2wolves: loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.

Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.

You like women with leg snd armpit hair?

If you don't you can hardly draw the line at bikini area without seeming like a hypocritical maroon.

Not a hypocrite on this subject.  I have a beard and a mustache and don't object to ladies not trying to appear to be prepubescent.


Answer the question. You prefer leg and underarm hair on your ladies or not?

If not, it is retarded to pretend other shavibg is any different.
 
2013-08-22 10:15:42 PM

Eustacia Vye: sass bun


These pictures made it around by 1000+ person company at lightning speed, and that seems to be my new nickname.

/not submitter, just a guy who volunteered for this experiment.
 
2013-08-22 10:23:17 PM

mikezenspace: Eustacia Vye: sass bun

These pictures made it around by 1000+ person company at lightning speed, and that seems to be my new nickname.

/not submitter, just a guy who volunteered for this experiment.


SASS BUN! The wee curls make the look work, the facial expression makes it ROCK.
 
2013-08-22 10:28:03 PM
Wow, my husband is now the subject of a greenlit Fark article, and he didn't even have to Darwin himself to do it.

/not subby either
 
2013-08-22 10:37:16 PM

GladGirl: Wow, my husband is now the subject of a greenlit Fark article, and he didn't even have to Darwin himself to do it.

/not subby either


Are you Sass Bun's lucky lady?  Over on Jezebel everyone wants Brigitte Bardot.
 
2013-08-22 10:41:38 PM
Dear Men,

We like your beards.  We really do.  But, please, please get rid of the neck beards.  They make you look like you need a bath.

Sincerely,

Women all over the world
 
2013-08-22 10:55:35 PM

Smackledorfer: 2wolves: Smackledorfer: 2wolves: loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.

Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.

You like women with leg snd armpit hair?

If you don't you can hardly draw the line at bikini area without seeming like a hypocritical maroon.

Not a hypocrite on this subject.  I have a beard and a mustache and don't object to ladies not trying to appear to be prepubescent.

Answer the question. You prefer leg and underarm hair on your ladies or not?

If not, it is retarded to pretend other shavibg is any different.


Thick body and facial hair is a masculine trait. I prefer women to not look masculine, and as a man I do not want to look feminine.
 
2013-08-22 11:17:33 PM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Smackledorfer: 2wolves: Smackledorfer: 2wolves: loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.

Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.

You like women with leg snd armpit hair?

If you don't you can hardly draw the line at bikini area without seeming like a hypocritical maroon.

Not a hypocrite on this subject.  I have a beard and a mustache and don't object to ladies not trying to appear to be prepubescent.

Answer the question. You prefer leg and underarm hair on your ladies or not?

If not, it is retarded to pretend other shavibg is any different.

Thick body and facial hair is a masculine trait. I prefer women to not look masculine, and as a man I do not want to look feminine.


I love the mental hoops people jump through on this topic. It really boils down to 'stop liking what I don't like' with a boatload of freudian crap thrown on top.
 
2013-08-22 11:39:45 PM

Eustacia Vye: GladGirl: Wow, my husband is now the subject of a greenlit Fark article, and he didn't even have to Darwin himself to do it.

/not subby either

Are you Sass Bun's lucky lady?  Over on Jezebel everyone wants Brigitte Bardot.


Yup. I am thrilled to be able to one call up that article in front of my son one day and thus guarantee that he will never ever take his father seriously.
 
2013-08-22 11:59:52 PM
threadforthought.net

"Hai guys, what's going on in this thread?"
 
Boe
2013-08-23 12:05:16 AM
newsimg.bbc.co.uk

/hot
//like any other normal lady
 
2013-08-23 12:38:41 AM
My husband has a beard.  I'm so going to put beads in it and take his picture.

Also, some of those guys have really good hair.  I'm a little jealous (and I get complimented on my hair all the time.)
 
2013-08-23 04:21:55 AM
I know a guy who looks EXACTLY like Hippie Wedding.
 
2013-08-23 10:08:12 AM
 
2013-08-23 10:42:32 AM

notyomama: Dear Men,

We like your beards.  We really do.  But, please, please get rid of the neck beards.  They make you look like you need a bath.

Sincerely,

Women all over the world


What is it with people trying to speak for entire genders in this thread?

Men, keep the neckbeards. Some of us ladies find them rugged.
 
2013-08-23 10:43:53 AM

Smackledorfer: Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Smackledorfer: 2wolves: Smackledorfer: 2wolves: loveblondieo: Men would just look better if they would wax that shiat off their faces. If we can be arsed to shave/groom our legs, underarms, hoohas, and eyebroows, you can take care of your face.

Maybe the person asking you to do all those things likes girls and not women.

You like women with leg snd armpit hair?

If you don't you can hardly draw the line at bikini area without seeming like a hypocritical maroon.

Not a hypocrite on this subject.  I have a beard and a mustache and don't object to ladies not trying to appear to be prepubescent.

Answer the question. You prefer leg and underarm hair on your ladies or not?

If not, it is retarded to pretend other shavibg is any different.

Thick body and facial hair is a masculine trait. I prefer women to not look masculine, and as a man I do not want to look feminine.

I love the mental hoops people jump through on this topic. It really boils down to 'stop liking what I don't like' with a boatload of freudian crap thrown on top.


This.

/I'll shave what I feel like and if you aren't attracted to it, tough
 
2013-08-23 10:51:11 AM
I used to live with Mr. Hippy Wedding, so I'm slightly surprised to see him on an article listed on fark. I'd recommend checking out his photo and album cover art.
 
2013-08-23 02:37:01 PM

Smackledorfer: Answer the question. You prefer leg and underarm hair on your ladies or not?

If not, it is retarded to pretend other shaving is any different.


I prefer a woman who is happy inside her skin.  Underarm and leg hair is better than being a Barbie from the neck down.
 
2013-08-23 03:39:05 PM

2wolves: Smackledorfer: Answer the question. You prefer leg and underarm hair on your ladies or not?

If not, it is retarded to pretend other shaving is any different.

I prefer a woman who is happy inside her skin.  Underarm and leg hair is better than being a Barbie from the neck down.


You are doing your damnedest not to give an honest answer here, aren't you? Don't add extra variables, just tell me which is more attractive, purely physically, to you:  Hairy legs and armpits, uni-brows, maybe a female 'stache, or a woman who grooms?

I don't honestly care which you like, and if you really like a wildebeest then hell, more power to you.  If you prefer some level of shaving, then you are being either ignorant or dishonest in your demonizing of those who simply prefer a little bit more grooming than you.

I agree though, a woman who is happiest with her body is going to be preferable the majority of the time to a woman who hates her body and has a boatload of issues.  But there are plenty of women who shave who are quite happy with their bodies, and there are plenty of women who don't who are unhappy with their bodies, and it is ridiculous to cram that extra variable in there to avoid answering the question.  And that is just regarding hair.  I guarantee you there are a dozen other aspects of 'woman vs. girl' in which we would find that the 'woman' you find attractive is in fact doing things that make her more youthful and 'girlish'.
 
2013-08-23 07:32:09 PM

Smackledorfer: You are doing your damnedest not to give an honest answer here, aren't you?


Or you could check my profile,
 
2013-08-23 07:57:36 PM

2wolves: Smackledorfer: You are doing your damnedest not to give an honest answer here, aren't you?

Or you could check my profile,


Uhh, ok. I guess I'll just farky you as an idiot and move on then?
 
2013-08-23 09:46:52 PM

Smackledorfer: 2wolves: Smackledorfer: You are doing your damnedest not to give an honest answer here, aren't you?

Or you could check my profile,

Uhh, ok. I guess I'll just farky you as an idiot and move on then?


You could or you might step out of your binary view.
 
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