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(Edmonton Journal)   Mailman is now arming himself as he's been repeatedly attacked. Canada Post even had to temporarily suspend service in the dangerous neighbourhood. The culprits: hawks   (edmontonjournal.com) divider line 30
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2013-08-22 04:38:35 PM
Punk-ass hawks.
 
2013-08-22 05:16:42 PM
Wanted for questioning:

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2013-08-22 05:17:51 PM
When I was working as a crossing guard, I saw a hawk  attack a pigeon about ten feet from my corner. Hit it once out of the air, then again on the ground before the pigeon hid under a car. Then it just waited on a nearby porch for it to come out.
 
2013-08-22 05:28:43 PM

UberDave: Wanted for questioning:

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Dammit...didn't see the Hawks part.  Oh well...I liked the Postman!
 
2013-08-22 06:11:58 PM
I captured a hawk today!
 
2013-08-22 06:12:26 PM
Somebody get this man a gorilla.
 
2013-08-22 06:17:30 PM
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Big...dirty...shiathawks.
 
2013-08-22 06:18:41 PM
He's going to arm himself with a hockey stick and some maple syrup?

/eh
 
2013-08-22 06:25:25 PM
I really doubt The Mailman ever had much trouble with the Hawks
 
2013-08-22 06:36:16 PM
Maybe a Big yellow rain slicker? Make a man mighty toasty and all that sweat smell is a natural deterrent. [side effect may include heat exhaustion or death]

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That poor postman who got his special hat broken
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2013-08-22 06:51:18 PM
"Go Hawks."
 
2013-08-22 06:52:43 PM
Damn it!

One more time:

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"Go Hawks."
 
2013-08-22 06:55:44 PM
From the comments:

"It's funny, and it's not. But an experianes with nature that verry few pepole get to experiances. I for one envey them.Thank-you for sharing this story. "
 
2013-08-22 07:06:19 PM
Hawkward
 
2013-08-22 07:23:04 PM
"You see this hawk? You know this hawk? From now on, if any letters from the school goes to that hawk's nest, in the farking oven you go!"

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2013-08-22 07:26:04 PM

Double Time: From the comments:

"It's funny, and it's not. But an experianes with nature that verry few pepole get to experiances. I for one envey them.Thank-you for sharing this story. "


How is haak babby formed?
 
2013-08-22 07:27:18 PM
Saw half a dozen crows chasing a hawk while I was walking home from work today.  A murder of crows indeed.  Kind of felt sorry for the hawk.
 
2013-08-22 07:31:33 PM
Tallyhawk!

/obscure?
 
2013-08-22 08:02:27 PM
For some reason I read the headline as 'Mailman farks himself with tennis racket to fend off hawks.'

Giggling uncontrollably is fun.
 
2013-08-22 08:12:15 PM
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2013-08-22 08:37:15 PM
But a hawk attacked with such force, it broke the helmet.


OUCH!
 
2013-08-22 09:04:50 PM
Solution:  flood the area with doves as a natural target. Or liberals.
 
2013-08-22 09:21:27 PM
Came for Flash Gordon reference, leaving disappointed.
 
2013-08-22 09:39:49 PM
With helpful pic of hawks nesting on exercise ball size nests may look like

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2013-08-22 10:01:56 PM
My gf and I were chased (at separate times) by a crow on our street... for the length of the block.  It seemed to be protecting its injured or pregnant mate, which was sitting on the sidewalk near our house.  That bird was maybe only a foot long, but when it's swooping down at you at mach 10, it's still friggin scary!
 
2013-08-22 10:07:14 PM
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2013-08-22 11:44:35 PM
In 2010, raptors were so aggressive in the community of Bayview, a letter carrier was forced to wear a bicycle helmet for safety. But a hawk attacked with such force, it broke the helmet.

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2013-08-22 11:47:30 PM
Should have given him a hockey stick. The mailman would probaly have been a better netminder than Dubnyk this past year.
 
2013-08-23 01:58:51 AM
Tennis racket? What kind of Canadian is this guy? Must be some kind of uber Royalist or some shiat.
 
2013-08-23 08:44:32 AM
Xerxes?
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