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(YouTube)   Remember that traffic jam that made you scream like a sorority girl in a Freddy Krueger movie? Yeah. Here's what caused it (Not safe for work language)   (youtube.com) divider line 5
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8021 clicks; posted to Video » on 22 Aug 2013 at 5:55 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-22 07:05:33 PM  
3 votes:

UberDave: I think people who don't know how or when to merge (and who has right of way) cause more problems than anything.  The object isn't to see how far you can get and how many cars you can bypass before you are forced to merge.


There should be a sign that says, "There is going to be a merge point in 2 miles - merge now"
Followed by a sign one mile later that says, "There is going to be a merge point in 1 mile - merge NOW"
Followed by a police checkpoint one half mile later where all people that did not merge get shot in the head and their cars are impounded and sold at auction.
2013-08-22 07:14:54 PM  
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: UberDave: I think people who don't know how or when to merge (and who has right of way) cause more problems than anything.  The object isn't to see how far you can get and how many cars you can bypass before you are forced to merge.

There should be a sign that says, "There is going to be a merge point in 2 miles - merge now"
Followed by a sign one mile later that says, "There is going to be a merge point in 1 mile - merge NOW"
Followed by a police checkpoint one half mile later where all people that did not merge get shot in the head and their cars are impounded and sold at auction.


So, don't merge at the merge point?
2013-08-22 10:18:44 PM  
1 votes:

Enuratique: Rubbernecking?


I had to check to see if you were in Atlanta. If a cop has someone pulled over, the mesmerizing blue light causes a jam for miles.

I used to drive 30 miles into Atlanta for work. Excruciating. The final straw was the day I was crawling through the Grady Curve. Saw an opening, used my signal, and got over to the right. Apparently this woman was coming left at the same time so I kind of cut her off. I put my hand up in a "sorry" motion. Then we ground to a halt. This crazy biatch gets out of her car on the downtown connector, punches my driver side window and is doing that mountain gorilla "come on!" dance outside my window. A) I could have taken her. She was pudgy and middle aged, and I was 36 and a gym rat. B) I didn't want to be on the morning news - "Livecopter 3! Cat fight on the highway!" And C) I most likely would have gotten arrested for breaking her nose if she touched me. Traffic started moving again, so I called the State Patrol to report her crazy ass. More BS than I cared to deal with before 7:30 am. I took a pay cut and got a job close to home. I now have a 10 minute commute on town roads. I won't get rich here but the wear and tear on my car and my nerves is worth it.
2013-08-22 07:52:21 PM  
1 votes:

highendmighty: Google cars will save us from all of this.  Can't wait until it's illegal to drive manually.

/only sorta joking


- Daaad.  I need to go pee!!1!
- Ok. HAL, stop the car.
- I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that!
2013-08-22 07:00:58 PM  
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: I never get angry at other drivers.

A fight avoided is a fight won.


Said many, many pencil-necked geeks.
 
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