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(Gawker)   Despite being on the opposite end of the morality spectrum, Corey Feldman's birthday party was just as depressing as Kirk Cameron's   (defamer.gawker.com) divider line 92
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2013-08-22 02:00:18 PM
has that guy ever been normal?
 
2013-08-22 02:06:56 PM
If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.
 
2013-08-22 02:10:20 PM
Not that Corey isn't pathetic, strange, milking his child-stardom for all its worth etc., but that party is nowhere near as depressing as Kirk Cameron's party.

- More than three people in attendance
- Booze, food, hot women and (one assumes) drugs flowing
- DJ spinning

Sure, it wasn't as packed and off-the-chain as Corey probably hoped it would be, but it's nowhere near the lameness of him and three ugly mousey women splitting an order from Subway in Meeting Room A of the Ramada.
 
2013-08-22 02:14:47 PM

dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.


I prefer to think of him as National Lampoon's Last Resort star Corey Feldman.
 
2013-08-22 02:19:45 PM

Shostie: dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.

I prefer to think of him as National Lampoon's Last Resort star Corey Feldman.


He'll always be the Not the Dead One Corey to me.
 
2013-08-22 02:26:20 PM
Meh..........I will take that party for my birthday any time.
 
2013-08-22 02:27:11 PM

dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.


Did anybody else notice he had about 7 different Lost Boys posters? We get it; you were in that move. Twenty-five years ago.
 
2013-08-22 02:30:18 PM
you know... for $250, this might be worth it.
 
2013-08-22 02:30:19 PM
He's really aged. Wow!
 
2013-08-22 02:30:43 PM
I want the angel with the cake for MY next birthday party.
 
2013-08-22 02:52:02 PM
How can you have a story about someone's birthday party and neglect to mention how old they turned?
 
2013-08-22 03:27:49 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Shostie: dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.

I prefer to think of him as National Lampoon's Last Resort star Corey Feldman.

He'll always be the Not the Dead One Corey to me.


For a while I thought he was the dead Corey. It wasn't until a headline on Fark a month or two ago that I realized he wasn't dead.
 
2013-08-22 03:33:51 PM
The worst part of that picture is that Corey Feldman is in it. Other than that, I'll have some of that cake.
 
2013-08-22 03:37:28 PM

FlashHarry: has that guy ever been normal?


Nope but seeing how he is the way he is because his parents pimped him out to Michael Jackson at age 12 I gotta give him a pass.
 
2013-08-22 03:40:50 PM

FlashHarry: has that guy ever been normal?


His parents were pretty abusive, if I am not mistaken. He's been through quite a bit. Some crazy lady has been stalking him for years.
 
2013-08-22 04:46:20 PM
Couldn't he have cleaned up a little before having guests over?
 
2013-08-22 04:49:19 PM

Nabb1: FlashHarry: has that guy ever been normal?

His parents were pretty abusive, if I am not mistaken. He's been through quite a bit. Some crazy lady has been stalking him for years.


He's still the only person who has successfully killed off Jason Voorhees for at least one movie.
 
2013-08-22 04:51:17 PM
I theorize this is something like Laserblast... Corey Feldman is in possession of Michael Jackson's bejeweled glove, and it is slowly turning him into the "King Of Pop" - but in the worst, evil way.

This will not end well.
 
2013-08-22 04:53:03 PM
Gawker, you coonts.  That may not have been a hollywood standard RDJ party or anything, but it was about 1000x better than that stupid writer's birthday party, and about a googolplex times better than kirk cameron's "party".
 
2013-08-22 04:57:03 PM

Bill_Wick's_Friend: - More than three people in attendance


There was more than three people at Camerons party.  Just not in the single picture that was published.  Other points taken tho.

/also I would completely fark old Cameron
//I wouldn't fark old Corey
 
2013-08-22 04:58:57 PM

dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.


The dude was the first to officially kill Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter), has battled Gremlins, Lost Boys vampires, and his dad stormed the beach at Normandy....   Not a bad resume.
 
2013-08-22 04:59:16 PM

gingerjet: /also I would completely fark old Cameron


Sadly, he'd just want to have a conversation about Jesus with you for even thinking that.
 
2013-08-22 04:59:32 PM
I guess he never had friends like when he was twelve. Christ, does anybody?
 
2013-08-22 05:01:50 PM
having a birthday party with a bunch of half-naked chicks is awesome.

Based on the pic though, those are some rough lookin chicks.
 
2013-08-22 05:03:23 PM
And here I always thought that Charlie Sheen was the pathetic version of Charlie Sheen.
 
2013-08-22 05:03:57 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Shostie: dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.

I prefer to think of him as National Lampoon's Last Resort star Corey Feldman.

He'll always be the Not the Dead One Corey to me.


Give it time.
 
2013-08-22 05:04:15 PM

LesserEvil: I theorize this is something like Laserblast... Corey Feldman is in possession of Michael Jackson's bejeweled glove, and it is slowly turning him into the "King Of Pop" - but in the worst, evil way.

This will not end well.


It's the other glove. That's the problem. The right glove brings you power and talent. The left glove gives handjobs to truckers. He should have never taken that glove.
 
2013-08-22 05:04:43 PM
No where near as pathetic. I'm sure Corey got a beej from at least one of the strippers. All Kirk got was a half-hearted handy from his assistant.
 
2013-08-22 05:04:57 PM

gingerjet: There was more than three people at Camerons party.  Just not in the single picture that was published.  Other points taken tho.


Based on the three foot -long Subways and one six inch Subway on the table, it's not a stretch to assume that the four people in the picture (sullen woman in the doorway, other woman to the side, Kirk and the photographer) are the only people in attendance.

Or were there lots of other people there but they decided not to feed them?  This is how you can tell they're not Jewish.

www.tampabay.com
 
2013-08-22 05:05:19 PM
scottydoesntknow:

For a while I thought he was the dead Corey. It wasn't until a headline on Fark a month or two ago that I realized he wasn't dead.

They've both been dead for years now, only one of them is still breathing.

It must suck to trying to recapture fame.......achieved before you really knew what the hell was going on.
 
2013-08-22 05:09:12 PM

scottydoesntknow: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Shostie: dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.

I prefer to think of him as National Lampoon's Last Resort star Corey Feldman.

He'll always be the Not the Dead One Corey to me.

For a while I thought he was the dead Corey. It wasn't until a headline on Fark a month or two ago that I realized he wasn't dead.


Same here.  Even then I found it hard to care.
 
2013-08-22 05:10:43 PM
Is it me, or is that pic a NSFW-ish?

/that's a nipple, right?
 
2013-08-22 05:11:01 PM
Lost Boys 3 was surprisingly decent.
 
2013-08-22 05:13:33 PM

Uncle Pooky: Is it me, or is that pic a NSFW-ish?

/that's a nipple, right?


could just be a scar
 
2013-08-22 05:14:36 PM

Uncle Pooky: Is it me, or is that pic a NSFW-ish?

/that's a nipple, right?


I think that's the shadow of a nipple.

/obscure?
 
2013-08-22 05:18:32 PM
AGremlin

It must suck to trying to recapture fame.......achieved before you really knew what the hell was going on.
he should have gotten into beer sales.


upl.co

// equally sad and creepy.
 
2013-08-22 05:20:20 PM

FlashHarry: Uncle Pooky: Is it me, or is that pic a NSFW-ish?

/that's a nipple, right?

could just be a scar


Bad boob job maybe I stared at if for a while to check, may have to go stare again. Still probably better than my birthday will be.
 
2013-08-22 05:20:50 PM
Ron Jeremy, Tom Green, Woody Harrelson, and Chris Kirkpatrick have all previously been spotted at Corey's parties.

I would either of those two at my party, I'm not even sure which one would be the most fun to hangout with. The Hedgehog or Mickey Knox?
 
2013-08-22 05:21:24 PM
Eh, I'd probably go because it would at least be entertaining, in a morbidly fascinating kind of way. Plus there'd be booze and half-naked strippers, even if they are beat up looking (another part of the morbid fascination). I could probably show up hammered and leave within the hour twice as hammered.

Cameron's birthday would just be awkward and unpleasant, and make me want to kill myself.
 
2013-08-22 05:24:24 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Gawker, you coonts.  That may not have been a hollywood standard RDJ party or anything, but it was about 1000x better than that stupid writer's birthday party, and about a googolplex times better than kirk cameron's "party".


Right?  Based on the link in TFA it looks like it was all strippers and no sausage.

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party
 
2013-08-22 05:28:37 PM

Uncle Pooky: Is it me, or is that pic a NSFW-ish?

/that's a nipple, right?


But that's a man so it's no problem
 
2013-08-22 05:29:03 PM
Sorry, above link maybe NSFW.  Lingerie, strippers, vag pasties.
 
2013-08-22 05:29:09 PM
is that actually a nip slip?
 
2013-08-22 05:29:15 PM

groppet: FlashHarry: Uncle Pooky: Is it me, or is that pic a NSFW-ish?

/that's a nipple, right?

could just be a scar

Bad boob job maybe I stared at if for a while to check, may have to go stare again. Still probably better than my birthday will be.


She looks gassy, too... Did she eat some bad Mexican?


Food, I mean, bad Mexican FOOD...
 
2013-08-22 05:29:35 PM

serial arseonist: Based on the link in TFA it looks like it was all strippers and no sausage.


I wouldn't pay $250 to hang out with Corey Feldman and some rough looking strippers, I know that.
 
2013-08-22 05:29:54 PM
AGremlin:

They've both been dead for years now, only one of them is still breathing.

It must suck to trying to recapture fame.......achieved before you really knew what the hell was going on.


It must suck not to be able to write an intelligible sentence either.

FTFM
 
2013-08-22 05:30:44 PM

Bob Falfa: dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.

Did anybody else notice he had about 7 different Lost Boys posters? We get it; you were in that move. Twenty-five years ago.


reminds me of this movie this guy was once in
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-22 05:32:29 PM
This picture creeps me out to no end.

assets.vice.com
 
2013-08-22 05:32:34 PM
Women with feathers coming out of their hoo-has vs. Subway sandwiches.

Hmmm...

I'll go with the first one.
 
2013-08-22 05:32:35 PM

T.rex: dj_bigbird: If the best you can do as your claim to fame is "Goonies star Corey Feldman " you have failed. Go away.

The dude was the first to officially kill Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th IV: The Final Chapter), has battled Gremlins, Lost Boys vampires, and his dad stormed the beach at Normandy....   Not a bad resume.


Don't forget, he was also the voice of Donatello in the first TMNT, and was in the underrated "The Burbs".
 
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