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(E! Online)   Man secretly lives in J-Lo's pool house; could be most interesting J-Lo romcom idea in years   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Jennifer Lopez, Hamptons, romantic comedy, stalks, burglary  
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1719 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Aug 2013 at 5:54 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-22 07:29:48 PM  
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The property was listed with a "privacy guaranteed" promise.

Yeah, I'm guessing that was a non-disclose clause with the realtor. If you really wanted anonymity you'd have your business manager buy the property through an offshore corporation, and the staff is required to refer to her as "The Lady of the House" to local officials. Then this story would have been a non-starter about some guy squatting in a Southampton pool house. Instead this was celebrity story that got attention.
2013-08-22 07:00:17 PM  
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If it took a week for someone to notice he was living there I don't think it should be a big deal if he didn't cause any damage. Is it better he sleep in an alley or under a bridge than in an unused pool house?

/came for kato and hennifer lopez
//so satisfying
2013-08-22 05:52:06 PM  
1 vote:
I always wondered what happened to Kato Kaelin.
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