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(E! Online)   Man secretly lives in J-Lo's pool house; could be most interesting J-Lo romcom idea in years   (eonline.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, Jennifer Lopez, Hamptons, romantic comedy, stalks, burglary  
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1706 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Aug 2013 at 5:54 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-22 05:52:06 PM
I always wondered what happened to Kato Kaelin.
 
2013-08-22 06:08:05 PM
Get me the CBS people on the phone! With a little bit of luck we can her for the pilot!

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2013-08-22 06:21:12 PM
And I assume by "pool house", they actually mean "buttocks crack".
 
2013-08-22 06:38:54 PM
He was keeping out of sight.
 
2013-08-22 07:00:17 PM
If it took a week for someone to notice he was living there I don't think it should be a big deal if he didn't cause any damage. Is it better he sleep in an alley or under a bridge than in an unused pool house?

/came for kato and hennifer lopez
//so satisfying
 
2013-08-22 07:05:50 PM
Hoo dat!?
Hoo dat dare?!
 
2013-08-22 07:29:48 PM
The property was listed with a "privacy guaranteed" promise.

Yeah, I'm guessing that was a non-disclose clause with the realtor. If you really wanted anonymity you'd have your business manager buy the property through an offshore corporation, and the staff is required to refer to her as "The Lady of the House" to local officials. Then this story would have been a non-starter about some guy squatting in a Southampton pool house. Instead this was celebrity story that got attention.
 
2013-08-22 07:47:58 PM
As someone who had a long-term stalker, this kind of shiat does not amuse me at all. And he wasn't just hanging out there. He posted creepy pictures on the internet about her and called her "dear wife Jenny."

i.dailymail.co.uk


Yeeeaaaaahhhh. Kill him now.

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2013-08-22 08:33:14 PM
I would go with the Constanza defense: "should I have not done that? I gotta plead ignorance on this one"
 
2013-08-22 08:57:51 PM

cryinoutloud: As someone who had a long-term stalker, this kind of shiat does not amuse me at all. And he wasn't just hanging out there. He posted creepy pictures on the internet about her and called her "dear wife Jenny."

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Yeeeaaaaahhhh. Kill him now.

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Six days of masturbating, posting, eating, masturbating, posting, sleeping. Imagine having someone stash themselves in your shed for nearly a week, doing that. Bleah.
 
2013-08-22 11:07:48 PM
no taco flavored kisses for you
 
2013-08-23 12:21:44 AM

Atomic Spunk: And I assume by "pool house", they actually mean "buttocks crack".


I would pay any amount of rent to live there.
 
2013-08-23 01:03:28 AM
Did he leave room for J-Lo?

/here all week
 
2013-08-23 02:56:28 AM

PizzaJedi81: Atomic Spunk: And I assume by "pool house", they actually mean "buttocks crack".

I would pay any amount of rent to live there.


Yes, rent is high there, but it's quite roomy.
 
mhd
2013-08-23 03:10:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-23 08:38:58 AM
I wouldn't think there are a lot of properties with pool houses on Jenny's block in the Bronx.
 
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