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(Al Jazeera)   Manning's future leaks will be done sitting down   (america.aljazeera.com) divider line 180
    More: Repeat, David Coombs, Fort Leavenworth, Pfc, military prison, Bradley Manning  
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2013-08-22 11:57:34 AM
Ok, Admins, please green this with the repeat tag.

This is HOTY material
 
2013-08-22 11:59:03 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-22 12:00:23 PM
This is a better headline than the earlier one.
 
2013-08-22 12:07:39 PM
Now THAT's a proper Fark headline.
 
2013-08-22 12:11:02 PM
Curious, can an admin come in and tell us if the Subby is a lighter or not? If the subby is, I really would like to sponsor them for TF
 
2013-08-22 12:35:34 PM
Well down, subby, well done.
 
2013-08-22 12:36:54 PM
That's some headlining right there.
 
2013-08-22 12:36:55 PM

The Broncos are screwed this year.

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"Miss me yet?"
 
2013-08-22 12:37:42 PM
I'm in a meeting right now and just got a stern look from the boss because I let out a chuckle. HOTY candidate.
 
2013-08-22 12:37:53 PM

cman: Curious, can an admin come in and tell us if the Subby is a lighter or not? If the subby is, I really would like to sponsor them for TF


Subby is a not a TFer. If subby shows up here and takes credit for the headline I'll confirm it
 
2013-08-22 12:38:06 PM

cman: Curious, can an admin come in and tell us if the Subby is a lighter or not? If the subby is, I really would like to sponsor them for TF


I'll second this.
 
2013-08-22 12:38:08 PM
Isn't this just a duplicate of a joke from the original thread? As a "liter" I don't know how long ago this was submitted.
 
2013-08-22 12:38:49 PM

cman: Curious, can an admin come in and tell us if the Subby is a lighter or not? If the subby is, I really would like to sponsor them for TF


I still say that all submissions should have the name of the submitter on 'em.
 
2013-08-22 12:39:49 PM
I'm not subby, but I'll pull an Assange and take credit for all the work someone else did.
 
2013-08-22 12:39:50 PM
Geez, what a sleazy headline. Is Matt Drudge in the house?
 
2013-08-22 12:40:00 PM
"I'm Dyin' here..."
-Al Pacino
 
2013-08-22 12:40:05 PM

Satanic_Hamster: cman: Curious, can an admin come in and tell us if the Subby is a lighter or not? If the subby is, I really would like to sponsor them for TF

I still say that all submissions should have the name of the submitter on 'em.


Judge a headline on merit, not on who submitted it.
 
2013-08-22 12:40:45 PM
And this is why women shouldn't be allowed in the military.
 
2013-08-22 12:40:45 PM
static.guim.co.uk


Id hit it, hope she doesn't have those sharp knees
 
2013-08-22 12:40:46 PM
So glad the media continues to report on his gender identity and not on any of the material in the leaks.

True investigative journalism.
 
2013-08-22 12:40:49 PM
Seriously though, that headline is a thing of beauty. You should take the rest of the day off, Subby.
 
2013-08-22 12:41:19 PM

cman: Curious, can an admin come in and tell us if the Subby is a lighter or not? If the subby is, I really would like to sponsor them for TF


I'm a lighter.

arknow.net
 
2013-08-22 12:42:53 PM
Wait is this true?
/If so I just had a TIL
 
2013-08-22 12:43:37 PM
That's rather juvenile.
 
2013-08-22 12:44:01 PM
Do you think if we had greater transsexual acceptance in the U.S., that manning wouldn't have done what he did?
 
2013-08-22 12:44:06 PM
Now this is a quality headline.
 
2013-08-22 12:45:13 PM
I am pretty sure he is doing this to keep his ass out of general population, you know away from the rape.
 
2013-08-22 12:45:42 PM
It's every man's right to have a baby if he wants them.
 
2013-08-22 12:45:45 PM
I'm a lifelong liter and not the submitter but this thread delivers.
 
2013-08-22 12:45:49 PM

robbiex0r: So glad the media continues to report on his gender identity and not on any of the material in the leaks.

True investigative journalism.


Because outside the prison abuse stuff nothing of value was released
 
2013-08-22 12:46:21 PM
Really nice work on the headline, Subby.  Go ahead and take the rest of the day off.  You've earned it.
 
2013-08-22 12:46:22 PM
I was starting to wonder if Fark's headlines were becoming more PC/family friendly. Subby just knocked it out of the park
 
2013-08-22 12:47:49 PM
I don't give these out to just anyone....

SUBBY......
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2013-08-22 12:47:49 PM
The only injections this clown should get art he lethal variety, But great headline subby!
 
2013-08-22 12:48:19 PM
People must think I'm the crazy person on the L after the amount of laughter I just had. Well played, subs
 
2013-08-22 12:48:45 PM

Mietsko: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


Id hit it, hope she doesn't have those sharp knees


Or a vagina, apparently...

/And it 52nd the motion. Nice headline, Subby!
 
2013-08-22 12:48:48 PM
Free Republic is as sane as always on the subject:


This crazy summabiatch comes up with "I am really a woman, and I want to be called Chelsea", and already NBC is calling the fool "her".

This is a man, crazy as a June bug, but a man , and no amount of surgery Hormone treatments, mutilation or anything else will make him a woman.

He may be even uglier than Chelsea Clinton, but he is still biologically a man.



Living proof that "gays in the military" are not to be trusted with national security and never should be, for reasons that have more to do with their psychological instability.


So now this confused individual will become much sought after by journalists. I only hope the army will restrict visits by the press.

For any liberal reading this. There is no such thing as a sex change operation. Sex is written in the chromosomes. No one can change his/her/its chromosomes. Taking hormones doesn't change it. Cutting off or grafting organs doesn't change it.

Will the army put him in a women's prison? A men's?

Regardless, he/she/it will be out of prison in 5 years.
 
2013-08-22 12:49:32 PM
Bravo sir, bravo.
 
2013-08-22 12:49:42 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I am pretty sure he is doing this to keep his ass out of general population, you know away from the rape.


Nah, this isn't anything new.  In fact, Manning's lawyers brought up his alleged gender dysphoria as part of his defense to the charges (I'm not sure what it was claimed that related to in his defense, but it was brought up).
 
2013-08-22 12:50:22 PM

lafong: The only injections this clown should get art he lethal variety, But great headline subby!


I think killing him for being stupid isn't the right move.

I also don't think the US tax payers should be paying for this guy's gender reassignment procedures.
 
2013-08-22 12:52:09 PM
His guards will henceforth be called "Chelsea Handler".
 
2013-08-22 12:52:18 PM
Well done subby!!!!!
 
2013-08-22 12:52:32 PM
I must be from the future without knowing it. I was sure I knew about this for months now and yet everyone else is treating this like new information.

/Serious didn't we already know this about Manning?
// Am I from the future?
 
2013-08-22 12:54:21 PM

comhcinc: I must be from the future without knowing it. I was sure I knew about this for months now and yet everyone else is treating this like new information.

/Serious didn't we already know this about Manning?
// Am I from the future?


Your first mistake was to come here looking for news.
 
2013-08-22 12:54:35 PM
On an unrelated note - hey, an All Jazzera link! I work with a bunch of rednecks, and yesterday I had fun trolling them with the news that AJAM is available on our local cable network. Oh, the hue and cry that arose from my office... it was truly enjoyable.
 
2013-08-22 12:54:50 PM

ikanreed: Do you think if we had greater transsexual acceptance in the U.S., that manning wouldn't have done what he did?


Yes.
 
2013-08-22 12:54:55 PM
Cyberluddite

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I am pretty sure he is doing this to keep his ass out of general population, you know away from the rape.

Nah, this isn't anything new. In fact, Manning's lawyers brought up his alleged gender dysphoria as part of his defense to the charges (I'm not sure what it was claimed that related to in his defense, but it was brought up).


He knew the instant he was picked up a fair trial and acquittal were two things he would never see. He would be tried and hung as a martyr, why not go full retard and make a mockery of the system that brought you down.

Just a thought.
 
2013-08-22 12:55:40 PM
We can finally put to rest the question of weather this guy is another screwed up loser looking for attention or a hero of some kind protecting our freedom.

Add one to the loser column.
 
2013-08-22 12:56:03 PM
that is how you headline
 
2013-08-22 12:56:27 PM
So, let's see if I understand this correctly:

If you're born ugly, stupid, or of a particular ethnicity, you have to keep it.  But you can change the gender you were born with?

The day I start calling Manning "she" is the day I can have surgery and tell everyone that I'm Japanese.
 
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