lilbjorn: Wait. What was that? Irony causes Aljazeera?
phantomerick: Al Jazeera is NOTa legitimate new source, mods!
Ral: AlJazeera? Really?
Etchy333: Man, we really have to ban these elements. They seem to be the cause of everything.
amindtat: "Wots all this talk about iron, man?"[legacy-cdn.smosh.com image 580x363]
Silly_Sot: Etchy333: Man, we really have to ban these elements. They seem to be the cause of everything.You are neither as smart or as funny as you think you are. The problem is that excess iron, excess copper, and excess lead can each contribute to Alzheimer's. Oxygen is toxic at too high a concentration. Don't believe me? Try to see how long you live in a pure oxygen atmosphere. No, I don't mean fire, I mean toxicity.
MonoChango: lilbjorn: A decade or so ago it was definitely aluminum.When I was in college, I knew a guy that wouldn't use deodorant because it had aluminum in it and knew that it caused Alzheimer's. I couldn't decide if he was crazy, stupid, or just kinky about his own stinky.
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