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(XBIZ)   Not news: Taking up a collection in support of someone having problems. News: The collection is for embattled San Diego mayor Bob Filner. Fark: the request is for used sex toys   (newswire.xbiz.com) divider line 24
    More: Amusing, Filner, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, Albertson's Inc.  
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2013-08-22 09:59:18 AM  
Well, that's one way he can go f*ck himself
 
2013-08-22 01:44:06 PM  
"we're hoping for a high content of petroleum jelly crusted, sun bleached and warped devices."
 
2013-08-22 01:45:16 PM  
It blows me away that a. he really truly seems to think he did nothing wrong and b. the fu*kwad got away with it for so long. Speak up ladies.
 
2013-08-22 01:49:44 PM  

Calmamity: It blows me away that a. he really truly seems to think he did nothing wrong and b. the fu*kwad got away with it for so long. Speak up ladies.


Well, it looks like he will be resigning after all. Though it shouldn't be without getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly.
 
2013-08-22 01:52:53 PM  
Do the sex toys come with pics of those who used them?
Oh wait its not Japan.
 
2013-08-22 01:59:44 PM  
Meh. Still better than the toys id expect to see in DiMaio's collection..
 
2013-08-22 02:02:39 PM  
A used sex toy? Sure, he can have my cheating ex-wife.
 
2013-08-22 02:04:38 PM  
i73.photobucket.com
"Such a pity. I had so many worn-out items I wished to get rid of."
 
2013-08-22 02:05:32 PM  
"This is the United States of America. I can say anything I want, anywhere I want to anyone I want," she said.

Argh.  No, you daft bint, you can't.  Their property, their rules of behavior.
 
2013-08-22 02:07:19 PM  
Paging Kwame.
 
2013-08-22 02:08:11 PM  
In modern politics, it's never about IF your guy is gonna be some kind of sex freak, it's what kind and how good they are at hiding it.
 
2013-08-22 02:15:33 PM  
True story:
When I was 14 I read a biography of John Wayne Gacy that included the phrase  "17 inch fecal-encrusted dildo," and refused to think abut sex toys ever again until I read this very article.
 
2013-08-22 02:26:58 PM  
Blocked @ Work.  Labelled as "Pornography".
Thanks Submittard!
 
2013-08-22 02:32:08 PM  
What a creepy asshole.
 
2013-08-22 02:32:16 PM  

Nacc: "we're hoping for a high content of petroleum jelly crusted, sun bleached and warped devices."


One Paris Hilton, coming up.
 
2013-08-22 02:47:14 PM  

poot42: Blocked @ Work.  Labelled as "Pornography".
Thanks Submittard!


Yeah, submitter is the retard not the idiot that tried to click on an article about sex toys at work. Own it dipshiat.
 
2013-08-22 02:47:40 PM  
They need a catchy name to draw in the general public's support.  I suggest something like "Dorks for Dorks".
 
2013-08-22 03:27:04 PM  

titwrench: Own it dipshiat


You know what? You're right.  Partly.  I apologize, Submittard.
I really would have appreciated a NSFW warning.
 
2013-08-22 03:37:10 PM  
Uh how much more nsfw does used sex toys need to be there, sailor?
 
2013-08-22 03:40:35 PM  

poot42: titwrench: Own it dipshiat

You know what? You're right.  Partly.  I apologize, Submittard.
I really would have appreciated a NSFW warning.


/not subby
 
2013-08-22 04:28:08 PM  

poot42: I really would have appreciated a NSFW warning.


There's nothing NSFW about it. At all. Your IT guy is a fu*kwad.
 
2013-08-22 04:37:49 PM  

Calmamity: Your IT guy is a fu*kwad


Now THAT goes without saying.  The whole darn department.
Thank you for your feed back.
 
2013-08-22 05:06:57 PM  
Won't someone think of the children the area 51 love doll..
 
2013-08-22 05:21:47 PM  
Can someone keep an eye out for an inflatable sheep with the lubricant named 'Sheepdip' in this toy drive?

I'm asking for a friend... Yeah... That's it - a friend...
 
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