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(Real Clear Science)   "But somewhat forgotten amongst the successes of the past is the first penis transplant"   (realclearscience.com) divider line 12
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3199 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Aug 2013 at 12:31 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-22 12:34:05 PM  
Addadictomy?
 
2013-08-22 12:37:05 PM  
FTA:

Moreover, penile transplant recipients will be forced to take powerful immunosuppressive drugs for the rest of their lives in order to prevent their immune system from attacking the penis as a foreign invader.

Yeah, I can see needing some serious drugs to prevent fighting off an invading penis.
 
2013-08-22 12:38:00 PM  
to prevent their immune system from attacking the penis as a foreign invader.

This has happened to me. But not from my immune system.
 
2013-08-22 12:44:22 PM  

toraque: FTA:

Moreover, penile transplant recipients will be forced to take powerful immunosuppressive drugs for the rest of their lives in order to prevent their immune system from attacking the penis as a foreign invader.



We need to bury this article before the self-righteous feminazis get a hold of it and claim that science proves they've been right all along.
 
2013-08-22 12:57:24 PM  

toraque: FTA:

Moreover, penile transplant recipients will be forced to take powerful immunosuppressive drugs for the rest of their lives in order to prevent their immune system from attacking the penis as a foreign invader.

Yeah, I can see needing some serious drugs to prevent fighting off an invading penis.


Roofies?
 
2013-08-22 01:03:18 PM  
Well, from what I remember, Percy wasn't great.
 
2013-08-22 01:14:01 PM  
Since the male member holds somewhat of a lionized, mystical status in many societies (at least among men), many organ donors could have issues with donating their penis versus donating internal organs like the heart or pancreas.

I don't know. I really like my penis and the thought of it continuing to brighten the day of others after I'm dead is appealing.
 
das
2013-08-22 01:27:09 PM  
Penis trifecta???

//been a while....
///my lawn, etc.
 
2013-08-22 01:51:54 PM  
Unlike all of the other transplantation breakthroughs, penile transplantation has yet to be replicated, or even attempted for a second time. The hesitance isn't tied to the difficulty of the procedure itself, which simply involves reconnecting the urethra and erectile tissue, as well as suturing together veins, arteries, and nerves.

Oh well then.  Easy squeezy.

I'd have no problem with my penis being donated to someone who lacked one, after my death.  It might as well continue to be useful, even if it's just so some guy can stand up to pee.  As for receiving a donor penis after an accident... good lord, who knows?  I don't think I'd want to live without a dick, but I think that being unable to psychologically accept the donor organ as my own would also be a catastrophe.
 
2013-08-22 02:05:07 PM  
His wife was cheating on him with another mans penis.

Can they sow 3 or 4 together, and give her a 1 man gang bang?
 
2013-08-22 05:14:03 PM  
Punch lines

1) wow, do you have one in white?

2) Swartz is dead?
 
2013-08-22 10:16:35 PM  
We've all observed about a less-than-attractive woman that "I wouldn't fark her with your dick!" Well, apparently, we might.
 
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