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(Slate)   You're using the wrong kind of knife to cut your tomatoes, cretin   ( ) divider line
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1333 clicks; posted to FarkUs » on 22 Aug 2013 at 9:43 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-22 08:21:58 AM  
7 votes:
If television has taught me anything, it's that prior to slicing a tomato, a knife should be used to cut a leather boot in half.
2013-08-22 09:55:34 AM  
3 votes:
My dream job is to be the person who can't manage to perform the simplest tasks on infomercials.

*opens soda can, accidentally decapitates self*

"Has this ever happened to you?"
2013-08-22 10:16:37 AM  
1 vote:
I throw mine at the ceiling fan.  Perfect slices every time.
2013-08-22 09:48:00 AM  
1 vote:

Tomato tomahto, I'd like to *wink wink nudge nudge saynomore* slice off a piece of Laura Anderson. In fact, I think that I'll give her an honorary

2013-08-22 08:24:26 AM  
1 vote:

Like I'm going to take advice from someone who sliced her tomatoes the wrong direction.

Cherokee Purple.

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