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(Slate)   You're using the wrong kind of knife to cut your tomatoes, cretin   (slate.com) divider line 5
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2013-08-22 08:21:58 AM
7 votes:
If television has taught me anything, it's that prior to slicing a tomato, a knife should be used to cut a leather boot in half.
2013-08-22 09:55:34 AM
3 votes:
My dream job is to be the person who can't manage to perform the simplest tasks on infomercials.

*opens soda can, accidentally decapitates self*

"Has this ever happened to you?"
2013-08-22 10:16:37 AM
1 votes:
I throw mine at the ceiling fan.  Perfect slices every time.
2013-08-22 09:48:00 AM
1 votes:

Tomato tomahto, I'd like to *wink wink nudge nudge saynomore* slice off a piece of Laura Anderson. In fact, I think that I'll give her an honorary

dancininanson.net
2013-08-22 08:24:26 AM
1 votes:

Like I'm going to take advice from someone who sliced her tomatoes the wrong direction.


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